Your Lit Will and Testament.

[DesEsseintes]

Imagine for a few moments that the Lit you is a genuine person in his or her own right, with property and possessions to dispose of. You have to leave here forever: what do you leave, to whom, and why?

 

[dolf]

I leave des a random post of mine...

"hello"

"i'm not talking to you. you're a piece of toast"

"just because i taste nice with marmalade, doesn't mean my opinions aren't valid"

"you don't have opinions. you're toast. marmalade is all you have"

"you're wrong"

"i can't hear you, toast. you can't really talk, toast"

"but you're wrong! i have far more going for me than mere marmalade...i have peanut butter too!"

"toast?"

"yes?"

*crunch*

miss me!

 

[DesEsseintes]

I leave des a random post of mine...



miss me!

dolf, I and countless others would miss you more than any of us could say. And I shall treasure this post and all its crunchy goodness. But who would get your dog?

 

[dolf]

I would leave squit to beco, because of how entertaining his dog sitting has been. she would pee on all his floors.

 

[evesdream]

-Cat gifs are to be split equally between Neci and Laurel.

-Busybody's posts are to be locked in a bio-hazardproof vault and donated to science.

-As my final act of sexual philanthropy, all nude selfies are to be distributed to the needy based on individual levels of "stress".

 

[Wife of Bath]

Imagine for a few moments that the Lit you is a genuine person in his or her own right, with property and possessions to dispose of. You have to leave here forever: what do you leave, to whom, and why?

I leave all of my photos on my thread to my devoted followers.

To Des, I leave my collection of French literature and poetry- there are copious notes in the margins, for which I hope you can forgive me.

To IHC, I leave my green peacoat and a few baseball hats.

To my personal enigma, friend of my life, I leave my heart, and all of my crafting supplies for his wife. Enjoy both as you have all these years.

To Bluebell, I leave all of my baking supplies- from the pastry bags to the cake pans, and I tell you in advance you are welcome and enjoy them.

To Thor, I leave my dslr camera and all of my photography supplies- I know he will put them to good use.

To riles, I leave all of my tack, boots, wraps, meds, weight tapes, blankets, sheets, fly masks, whips, and spurs.

Let it be known.

 

[Adre]

-Cat gifs are to be split equally between Neci and Laurel.

-Busybody's posts are to be locked in a bio-hazardproof vault and donated to science.

-As my final act of sexual philanthropy, all nude selfies are to be distributed to the needy based on individual levels of "stress".

"Stress" levels just went way up.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I leave all of my photos on my thread to my devoted followers.

To Des, I leave my collection of French literature and poetry- there are copious notes in the margins, for which I hope you can forgive me.

To IHC, I leave my green peacoat and a few baseball hats.

To my personal enigma, friend of my life, I leave my heart, and all of my crafting supplies for his wife. Enjoy both as you have all these years.

To Bluebell, I leave all of my baking supplies- from the pastry bags to the cake pans, and I tell you in advance you are welcome and enjoy them.

To Thor, I leave my dslr camera and all of my photography supplies- I know he will put them to good use.

To riles, I leave all of my tack, boots, wraps, meds, weight tapes, blankets, sheets, fly masks, whips, and spurs.

Let it be known.

Madam, the notes would make the gift infinitely more valuable to me. What a beautiful list: thank you.

(If we add 'Being of sound mind', and given that the whole of Lit is our witness, I wonder if these have any legal validity?)

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I bequeath my thread starting ability to Adre.

 

[lovetoread]

- I leave my fluffiness to Laurel so that she can sprinkle some around every time there is infighting amongst the minions.

-I leave my vag pics to Laurel as well. In case the fluffiness is not enough and she has to scare the minions.

 

[evesdream]

To LTR I bequeath 1/4 portion of all my snark for her exclusive use. And baby deer pics.

 

[pete]

i leave first choice of my books to Jelly, the remainder to be shipped off to Fata.

all else is debris.

i wish to have my ashes scattered over the ocean (or any body of water larger than 1 square mile, i'm not picky)

 

[Mr Noone]

My goal is to dispose of everything before I shuffle off. (I've been distributing my wit and charm for decades.)

 

[butters]

i bequeath my antique poetry books, along with my own poetry, to des
my apostrophes to Harry (he already has the poetry)
my smilies to kbate and sean
my baileys and walnut cheesecake to neci
my patience to botany boy and candi
the two lit-tit threads to everyone who enjoys them
my insight, balance, and humanity to those here who'd most benefit from it
my gratitude to laurel and manu

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Dolf should get anybody's sparkly stuff cuz she likes things like that.

 

[unregistered]

 

[DesEsseintes]

WTF are these threads of late?

I like to think of this one as the last legacy of an Empire yet unborn.

 

[pink]

My boob pics are up for the taking.

 

[Kitty]

My boob pics are up for the taking.

This.

I'll also leave my youthful vigor and sense of humor to everyone.

 

[Sinny]

I leave all the recipes I have posted to bluey and lori, who I hope will bind them in a cookbook with my bewb shots photocopied onto every page. To zumi, I leave every sangria recipe I have posted here. To neci, I leave the awful gnad shots those random dudes have messaged me. To garnate, laurel, wings, ltr, eve, mona, jelly, yossi, aqua, aphro, bluemuse and farrah, I leave all my inventive Lit swears, including douche canoe and cockwad of douchery. Use them indiscriminately in my honor. xo

 

[bluebell]

I leave all of my photos on my thread to my devoted followers.

To Des, I leave my collection of French literature and poetry- there are copious notes in the margins, for which I hope you can forgive me.

To IHC, I leave my green peacoat and a few baseball hats.

To my personal enigma, friend of my life, I leave my heart, and all of my crafting supplies for his wife. Enjoy both as you have all these years.

To Bluebell, I leave all of my baking supplies- from the pastry bags to the cake pans, and I tell you in advance you are welcome and enjoy them.

To Thor, I leave my dslr camera and all of my photography supplies- I know he will put them to good use.

To riles, I leave all of my tack, boots, wraps, meds, weight tapes, blankets, sheets, fly masks, whips, and spurs.

Let it be known.

Woman, I am not worthy, not one tiny bit. I'm honored at the mere thought, holy Moses! Thank you!

 

[neci]

i know i need to leave shit.

manu and laurel have the rights.

there is a massive collection of cock and tits and cunt.

that needs to be archived.

it just does.

also back log.

i want my ass so squeaky clean it could play in a ska band on a sunday afternoon.

 

[neci]

I leave all the recipes I have posted to bluey and lori, who I hope will bind them in a cookbook with my bewb shots photocopied onto every page. To zumi, I leave every sangria recipe I have posted here. To neci, I leave the awful gnad shots those random dudes have messaged me. To garnate, laurel, wings, ltr, eve, mona, jelly, yossi, aqua, aphro, bluemuse and farrah, I leave all my inventive Lit swears, including douche canoe and cockwad of douchery. Use them indiscriminately in my honor. xo

i will cherish every shot.

 

[Farrah]

I leave all the recipes I have posted to bluey and lori, who I hope will bind them in a cookbook with my bewb shots photocopied onto every page. To zumi, I leave every sangria recipe I have posted here. To neci, I leave the awful gnad shots those random dudes have messaged me. To garnate, laurel, wings, ltr, eve, mona, jelly, yossi, aqua, aphro, bluemuse and farrah, I leave all my inventive Lit swears, including douche canoe and cockwad of douchery. Use them indiscriminately in my honor. xo

Sweartogod, I use douche canoe almost daily. It's my favorite.

 

[bluebell]

I leave all the recipes I have posted to bluey and lori, who I hope will bind them in a cookbook with my bewb shots photocopied onto every page. To zumi, I leave every sangria recipe I have posted here. To neci, I leave the awful gnad shots those random dudes have messaged me. To garnate, laurel, wings, ltr, eve, mona, jelly, yossi, aqua, aphro, bluemuse and farrah, I leave all my inventive Lit swears, including douche canoe and cockwad of douchery. Use them indiscriminately in my honor. xo

Sinny is THE BEST.