Time your orgasms for midnight on the 31st.

I normally fuck after the ball drop. Hopefully this year be the same.


#KeepTheStreakAlive
 
The only thing happening at midnight are drunks crawling along the street curbs and fat girls stocking shelves at WALMART.
 
Well I was taking a nap. I was planning on seeing what trouble was available around these parts, but I got called out on a repair night before last. Took till the wee hours and then I couldn't sleep. Some yahoo was revving a motorcycle or an ATV when I just drifted off. So I grabbed 40 winks around 5:30 and woke up a bit ago. Happy New Year to me.

Except for the call-out last night and the fact it woulda put me out of range for my on-call response time, I coulda made Vegas from here. Maybe.
 
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