News of the Weird, pervert edition

[Balladeer08]

I heard the weirdest news story today, and it made me realize we needed a thread on here for weird news of a sexual nature. So here it is.

Apparently they have now documented an incident of homosexual necrophilia among Mallard ducks.

I heard it on a podcast. They said they had photos.

Why in the hell would someone photograph... ah, never mind.

Anyhow, a duck flew into the glass on this building and broke its neck. The person inside noticed because it was much louder than the usual sounds of birds hitting the window. (?) So he went to see what it was, and saw a Mallard with a broken neck.

While he was looking at it, another Mallard flew down and began "engaging" with the dead one.

So he ran and got his camera, tooks photos and notes.

Notes. Possibly for the play-by-play broadcast later.

Homosexual Necrophiliac Mallard Ducks.

It's a pity Geraldo is off the air.

 

[Balladeer08]

http://www.theguardian.com/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research

Forgot the link.

Wish I could forget the story.

 

[tactful]

The ASPCA is watch you, and those ducks, more so the ducks.

 

[Balladeer08]

The ASPCA is watch you, and those ducks, more so the ducks.

Americans
Shall
Procure
Consumable
Animals

 

[Aphro]

Must've been one horny little ducker...

 

[Rangudo]

http://www.theguardian.com/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research

Forgot the link.

Wish I could forget the story.

Keep you awake at night, eh?

 

[1sickbastard]

I heard the weirdest news story today, and it made me realize we needed a thread on here for weird news of a sexual nature. So here it is.

Apparently they have now documented an incident of homosexual necrophilia among Mallard ducks.

I heard it on a podcast. They said they had photos.

Why in the hell would someone photograph... ah, never mind.

Anyhow, a duck flew into the glass on this building and broke its neck. The person inside noticed because it was much louder than the usual sounds of birds hitting the window. (?) So he went to see what it was, and saw a Mallard with a broken neck.

While he was looking at it, another Mallard flew down and began "engaging" with the dead one.

So he ran and got his camera, tooks photos and notes.

Notes. Possibly for the play-by-play broadcast later.

Homosexual Necrophiliac Mallard Ducks.

It's a pity Geraldo is off the air.

Hey, we still have Jerry Springer (don't we?).