I sometimes block the digital clock on someone's microwave.

[parodyluvr75]

He hasn't figured out it's me yet. I also eat all of his grain cereal.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

He hasn't figured out it's me yet. I also eat all of his grain cereal.

you should just change the time bro!

Stew

 

[parodyluvr75]

Good idea, that'll really freak him out.

 

[Tathagata]

Cook Blocking

 

[SuprSalor]

Had no idea Budgies were instruments of Satan..

 

[parodyluvr75]

Cook Blocking

He never cooks, lazy guy.

Had no idea Budgies were instruments of Satan..

We are, we all are.

 

[oggbashan]

The next door neighbour's children have a new wireless device. I don't know what it is, but it works on the same frequency as our front (wireless) doorbell.

The doorbell rings twenty times a day, and no one is there.

It's not a ghost. Any ghost would pull the bell chain to produce a ghostly clanging in the servants' quarters...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Maybe it's a ding dong ditch? Have you annoyed any birds lately?

 

[oggbashan]

Maybe it's a ding dong ditch? Have you annoyed any birds lately?

The seagulls? I'm annoyed with them. I wish they would stop dropping shellfish on my cars. Yes, I know it breaks the shell open, but it scratches my paintwork.

The cormorants? I'm annoyed with them too. They make their V formation above my house and celebrate their success by coordinated poop-bombing.

The waders? I don't bother them. They don't bother me.

The starlings? It must be the starlings. I've fitted protective wire caps to the chimneys to stop the starlings resting and nesting there.

Bloody starlings.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Starlings are tricky and evil, they're probably doing. Your seagulls are clever.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Not too long ago mine started speaking French and the portions got smaller.

 

[oggbashan]

Starlings are tricky and evil, they're probably doing. Your seagulls are clever.

I know the seagulls are clever. They queue outside our takeaway food outlets on Friday and Saturday nights until early in the morning. They know that many of the drunken purchasers of crap food will throw it away.

Now, if we could persuade the seagulls to discard the packaging in the litter bins?

But that is asking too much.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Not too long ago mine started speaking French and the portions got smaller.

Your bird or your microwave?

I know the seagulls are clever. They queue outside our takeaway food outlets on Friday and Saturday nights until early in the morning. They know that many of the drunken purchasers of crap food will throw it away.

Now, if we could persuade the seagulls to discard the packaging in the litter bins?

But that is asking too much.

Maybe it's the drunks and not the gulls?

 

[lovetoread]

But what about the dishwasher? Did it talk to you?

 

[parodyluvr75]

But what about the dishwasher? Did it talk to you?

Yes, it told me to block the clock. It also told me to rearrange his silverware drawers.

 

[scrymettet]

Yes, it told me to block the clock. It also told me to rearrange his silverware drawers.

yeah, right

like your Evil self couldn't think it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Are you accusing me of thinking? Never.

 

[Balladeer08]

He hasn't figured out it's me yet. I also eat all of his grain cereal.

My son used to walk around the apartment complex with the cable remote, changing channels on people's tvs.

I installed a new garage door opener, drove around the area pressing the button on the remote, and found out I could open more than a dozen garages. Went home and changed the code on mine.


Fun with electronics!

 

[tactful]

He hasn't figured out it's me yet. I also eat all of his grain cereal.

Just put an egg in it, that would be the Mircowave.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Just put an egg in it, that would be the Mircowave.

Pervert!

 

[tactful]

Pervert!

Finally, I made a list.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Finally, I made a list.

Give me your address I'll put you on my fly by route.

 

[tactful]

Give me your address I'll put you on my fly by route.

Just be careful of the trees, when you do your fly by, they're pretty high.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Just be careful of the trees, when you do your fly by, they're pretty high.

Don't worry, I'll be aiming for your car.

 

[Kitty]

OP should get paid for all the hard work he puts into these threads.