why do tits get described as juicy?

[dolf]

cunts sort of make sense, but tits?

 

[pete]

foe some, juicy is synonymous with delicious, or tasty

 

[dolf]

foe some, juicy is synonymous with delicious, or tasty

yes, but if anything they're milky. if you mix in juice they'll just curdle. curdled isn't tasty! then you just have cheesy tits. cheesy tits is bad.

 

[SkAoUt]

Your av is screaming for a facial. Of the semen variety.

 

[Disgustipated]

Like a cock is *throbbing*

 

[dolf]

Your av is screaming for a facial. Of the semen variety.

I hear it's good for the complexion. moisturise me?

 

[dolf]

Like a cock is *throbbing*

nuh uh, cocks really do throb. when they spunk they do this lovely pulsating thing. ok, so it's not all the damn time, but it still happens. unlike nipple OJ.

 

[pete]

yes, but if anything they're milky. if you mix in juice they'll just curdle. curdled isn't tasty! then you just have cheesy tits. cheesy tits is bad.

cheesy tits, isn't that fata's title?

 

[Jennifer]

cheesy tits, isn't that fata's title? [/QUOTE

I think it is now!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/215e166519c0f90c349dde5bc5e3570f/tumblr_nh86kc7ZgJ1qg205no1_1280.jpg

 

[dolf]

cheesy tits, isn't that fata's title?

it should be! but even she would draw the line at sucking on stilton nipples.

 

[Tathagata]

why do tits get described as juicy?

Because no one uses the word " Toothsome" any more.

 

[MNGuy]

Because 'bags of sand' has been taken.

 

[dolf]

Because 'bags of sand' has been taken.

they aren't very sandy at all! silly you. not unless you roll them around on a beach.

 

[Adre]

The most apt modifier for tits is "spectacular." Although years ago a cheeky Bermudian described my SO's jugs as "stunning" which I quite enjoyed.

 

[allateup]

The most apt modifier for tits is "spectacular." Although years ago a cheeky Bermudian described my SO's jugs as "stunning" which I quite enjoyed.

I prefer "succulent" much more.

And I would think "juicy" has more do to with the author's or orator's obvious limitations than anything else.

 

[Libsam]

melons are juicy

 

[Que]

I prefer "succulent" much more.

And I would think "juicy" has more do to with the author's or orator's obvious limitations than anything else.

Succulent makes it sound like they have been cooked medium rare.

Worse, still, is when a derrière is so-described.

 

[dolf]

I prefer "succulent" much more.

And I would think "juicy" has more do to with the author's or orator's obvious limitations than anything else.

slab'o'meat

not hugely flattering.

 

[spacekowboy]

Personally, I would like some OJ squirting tits.how handy would that be???

 

[spacekowboy]

slab'o'meat

not hugely flattering.

Context is everything.

 

[allateup]

slab'o'meat

not hugely flattering.

Perception is, of course, individual. For instance: if I wanted to flatter you, I'd simply turn-off the show av feature; death does not become you.

 

[dolf]

Perception is, of course, individual. For instance: if I wanted to flatter you, I'd simply turn-off the show av feature; death does not become you.

necrophilia is hawt.

 

[pete]

Personally, I would like some OJ squirting tits.how handy would that be???

i don't think chocolate milk flavored tits is asking too much.

obviously scientists aren't working hard enough on the important things

 

[spacekowboy]

i don't think chocolate milk flavored tits is asking too much.

obviously scientists aren't working hard enough on the important things

I'm too much of a fatass as it is. I don't need chocolate milk titties. I wouldn't be able to get out my front door.