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[parodyluvr75]

Bitchin' chick seeking a hot daddy.


I wanna chat about how much my back hurts and how much I hate cramps. I got into chat, I'm Birdygotcramps22

 

[thør]

I'd walk into chat, but I can't get my cane through the door.

 

[bluebell]

Do you have saggy old birdy boobs? Daddy loves saggy birdy boobs.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd walk into chat, but I can't get my cane through the door.

I'll make the door wider.

Do you have saggy old birdy boobs? Daddy loves saggy birdy boobs.

For you, I'll swing them about.

 

[John Doe]

Bitchin' chick seeking a hot daddy.


I wanna chat about how much my back hurts and how much I hate cramps. I got into chat, I'm Birdygotcramps22

Cramps are better than contractions.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Cramps are better than contractions.

No one would dispute that.

 

[Tathagata]

Bitchin' chick seeking a hot daddy.


I wanna chat about how much my back hurts and how much I hate cramps. I got into chat, I'm Birdygotcramps22

Bitchin Daddy seeks Hot Pocket..preferably Ham and Cheese.

 

[Erochic]

No one would dispute that.

But unless you're a weirdy fundamentalist and are pushing out as many babies as you possibly can you will get cramps more often.

 

[LinusRules]

Bitchin Daddy seeks Hot Pocket..preferably Ham and Cheese.

Ooh, Hot Pockets! You should move this comment over to the Food Porn thread. It could use some classin' up.

 

[Bad_Doggie]

Bitchin' chick seeking a hot daddy.

http://www.dsm.com/content/dam/dsm/anh/en_US/images/fresh-chick-with-egg-shell.jpg

Reported; under aged bestiality.

Woof!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Bitchin Daddy seeks Hot Pocket..preferably Ham and Cheese.

I've only got chicken and mushroom.

But unless you're a weirdy fundamentalist and are pushing out as many babies as you possibly can you will get cramps more often.

No offspring, please.

 

[bluebell]

For you, I'll swing them about.

Yesssss.

http://cdn.themetapicture.com/pic/images/2014/06/26/funny-gif-bird-ice-walking.gif

 

[richard_daily]

You know what's good for cramps?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yesssss.
Only for you, babe.
http://cdn.themetapicture.com/pic/images/2014/06/26/funny-gif-bird-ice-walking.gif

You know what's good for cramps?

Yes, volunteering?

 

[John Doe]

Yes, volunteering?

What? Orgasms?

 

[parodyluvr75]

What? Orgasms?

One can hope.