So I will be requiring you all to entertain me today.

[spacekowboy]

I'm in the office today, but it looks like there is no work coming in due to the fact that no one else is around. So get crackin' please.
Show me what you got for the baby Jesus's birthday. Or maybe share an amusing anecdote. Or post your tits and/or porn. I'm flexible.

 

[spacekowboy]

Plus side about being the only one here? I'm wearing sweats to the office today.

Fuck eeet.

 

[thør]

You need a delivery from my Fed Ex girl.

 

[spacekowboy]

You need a delivery from my Fed Ex girl.

Is she hot? Or just entertaining?

 

[gardenia19]

I kind of wish I had gone to work today. I love when the office is quiet.

 

[thør]

Is she hot? Or just entertaining?

Hot, in a librarian sort of way.

 

[spacekowboy]

Hot, in a librarian sort of way.

Cha-ching!

Send her my way.

 

[pete]

this game is weird but oddly entertaining

 

[spacekowboy]

I kind of wish I had gone to work today. I love when the office is quiet.

I enjoy it quiet, but I'm getting no orders in either... Sooo, here i sit playing on my laptop instead of being productive.

 

[spacekowboy]

this game is weird but oddly entertaining

I... I just... Wow.

 

[islandman]

( . ) ( . )

 

[spacekowboy]

( . ) ( . )

Shake them tittays!

 

[thør]

Shake them tittays!

Any port in a storm.

 

[spacekowboy]

Any port in a storm.

I was taught that it is rude to look a gift horse in the mouth.

 

[islandman]

< - - - - also hung like a horse.

 

[spacekowboy]

< - - - - also hung like a horse.

A Breyer horse, yes?

 

[thør]

< - - - - also hung like a horse.

A Breyer horse, yes?

I was taught that it is rude to look a gift horse in the mouth.

I should leave you two alone for some quality time.

 

[spacekowboy]

I should leave you two alone for some quality time.

This is a Breyer horse. For those of you without young nieces.

 

[thør]

This is a Breyer horse. For those of you without young nieces.

I am out of touch in the kid's toy zone. I figured it to be the pony delivering the ice cream.

 

[Sinny]

((( . ))) ((( . )))

Shakin tittays.

 

[spacekowboy]

((( . ))) ((( . )))

Shakin tittays.

This is a sub par effort give the size given the size of yours sweater puppets.

 

[spacekowboy]

I don't know you at all but I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't sexy at all. Shame.

That really is a shame. You should go take a nap and fix that.

 

[spacekowboy]

I am out of touch in the kid's toy zone. I figured it to be the pony delivering the ice cream.

I wouldn't know either if it weren't for the niece and a half sister 20 years my junior.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/10/03/620/8329615-atmgif.gif?site=sex&user=edgyadult

 

[parodyluvr75]

I got
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