Yes or no. It's simple

[tributemisty]

Are you able to go on a thread that asks for a simple 'yes' or 'no' answer and limit yourself to doing just that or do you find you have to try to be clever?
Please answer 'yes' if you can or write what the fuck you like if you can't .

 

[butters]

.....

 

[PoppingTom]

http://www.troll.me/images/are-you-fucking-kidding-me/srsly.jpg

 

[dolf]

if you're so irritated by the way gbers reply, why do you persist in posting here? if it's just so that you can feel like you're looking down your nose at someone, that says more about you than it does us. the reasonable response, when walking into a party where they play music that you hate, is to quietly leave and find somewhere with a groove that suits. to sit in the middle of the room, whining and pouting that everyone else doesn't want to dance to your tunes, is lame.

...that's a 'no', just in case it wasn't clear.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Maybe

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Looking down your nose at Gee Bee posters is almost like seeing dogs shit or copulate. Its what happens when its all they do if theyre not eating, sleeping, barking, or licking their balls.

 

[CandiCame]

Yes.

But I won't. I can do loads of shit I refuse to do.

 

[CandiCame]

if you're so irritated by the way gbers reply, why do you persist in posting here? if it's just so that you can feel like you're looking down your nose at someone, that says more about you than it does us. the reasonable response, when walking into a party where they play music that you hate, is to quietly leave and find somewhere with a groove that suits. to sit in the middle of the room, whining and pouting that everyone else doesn't want to dance to your tunes, is lame.

...that's a 'no', just in case it wasn't clear.

Or just drink until you like the music. I think that might be the route the OP should go.

 

[dolf]

Or just drink until you like the music. I think that might be the route the OP should go.

her dance moves are shit and she'll step on everyone's toes.
just be glad she's not wearing killer heels like yours.

how did spawn's first xmas go?

 

[PoppingTom]

Like that.

 

[CandiCame]

her dance moves are shit and she'll step on everyone's toes.
just be glad she's not wearing killer heels like yours.

how did spawn's first xmas go?

Actually really awesome. I don't think that she had any concept of it, but it was adorable. And we both got up at like 6 and immediately went back to sleep after we got a bunch of free shit. That's a hell of a good day. Don't care who you are. Free shit + sleep all day. I do love how my mom gets her a ton of barbies with heads that she's just gonna choke on tho. Because that's... responsible. I got her a snorlax bean bag chair so I can chuck her at it. Because she loves being picked up and thrown into things. An annoying amount. One cannot do that forever. At least, I can't. I get tired eventually. And she's still just stand there with her arms out screaming at me. Like if you scream at me enough it'll make me get up and do shit. It can't be done. I AM A HUMAN BEING WITH A FINITE AMOUNT OF ENERGY.

There are people who have been screaming at me to get up and do shit for longer than she's been alive. This I can chuck her into and she kinda sinks and can't get out. I have outwitted a baby.

I'm very proud of that accomplishment.

Edit: The place we got it from also had Totoro ones and it was a toss-up. The gf wanted the Totoro and I got this one instead and she had no control over it so that was also a victory. I was very victorious this Christmas. I defeated my nuclear family.

Edit: You shouldn't have asked me about BiteSize because I'll ramble, but here's something else adorable about this habit. My boyfriend will do that same thing where you grab her, spin around in a circle and then toss her on the couch and he would go, "round round round POP UP!" Which is apparently some... stupid Irishy redneck... not even a nursery rhyme. Just bought of stupidity. So now when she wants you to do it she holds her arms out and goes, "POP ME POP ME POP ME!" And it's... confusing. Because that does not describe what she wants to happen. At all. It's a terrible communication. It does not convey the command. But it's cute.

 

[dolf]

candi, you make me miss them being too small to do their own damn laundry

 

[CandiCame]

candi, you make me miss them being too small to do their own damn laundry

Her birthday's next month. So... she's slowly desmallifying.

 

[dolf]

Her birthday's next month. So... she's slowly desmallifying.

try not feeding her. I think that might be where I went wrong. you start feeding the little buggers and they'll eat you out of house & home.

 

[butters]

candi - i adore your bite-size ramblings. always makes me grin

 

[CandiCame]

try not feeding her. I think that might be where I went wrong. you start feeding the little buggers and they'll eat you out of house & home.

That doesn't work with her. She hates food. It's actually this huge thing in the house and has been for months. She won't fucking eat anything but breast milk. She's being a bitch. But the doctors say that kids just do that sometimes and she'll probably get over it. Apparently breast milk is like a milkshake, so if you've eaten nothing but milkshakes your entire life and then people are like, "No, chew this food. It's vegetables." It's natural for your response to be, "Hey dad, why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself? GET ME A GODDAMN MILKSHAKE!"

 

[dolf]

candi - i adore your bite-size ramblings. always makes me grin

should we really be having the interpersonal relationships, sharing our lives and personalities? there are tedious questions awaiting unembellished answers!

 

[dolf]

That doesn't work with her. She hates food. It's actually this huge thing in the house and has been for months. She won't fucking eat anything but breast milk. She's being a bitch. But the doctors say that kids just do that sometimes and she'll probably get over it. Apparently breast milk is like a milkshake, so if you've eaten nothing but milkshakes your entire life and then people are like, "No, chew this food. It's vegetables." It's natural for your response to be, "Hey dad, why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself? GET ME A GODDAMN MILKSHAKE!"

the only route to take with that kind of shit, the only thing that ever worked for me, is to ignore the shit out of that and just get all orgasmic about how much you love food instead.

 

[butters]

should we really be having the interpersonal relationships, sharing our lives and personalities? there are tedious questions awaiting unembellished answers!

tangerine?

i think it's time for breakfast. maybe bacon and eggs. thing is, the tangerines are in reach from my bed; making egg n bacon requires moving. plus judge judy's on. decisions decisions.

 

[Liar]

No.

..

 

[dolf]

tangerine?

i think it's time for breakfast. maybe bacon and eggs. thing is, the tangerines are in reach from my bed; making egg n bacon requires moving. plus judge judy's on. decisions decisions.

and that's why my breakfast was a coke life, crystallised ginger, and crispello chocolates.

 

[CandiCame]

the only route to take with that kind of shit, the only thing that ever worked for me, is to ignore the shit out of that and just get all orgasmic about how much you love food instead.

That's pretty much exactly what the doctors said and it hasn't worked so far but like... she'll have to eat or die pretty soon. Apparently she bites.

 

[butters]

and that's why my breakfast was a coke life, crystallised ginger, and crispello chocolates.

a coke life?

and i left the chocolates deliberately further away on the other end of the table

damnit, food is calling.

 

[dolf]

a coke life?

and i left the chocolates deliberately further away on the other end of the table

damnit, food is calling.

the green can. with stevia. my youngest is a popaholic.

 

[CandiCame]

the green can. with stevia. my youngest is a popaholic.

Wow, I was waaaay off.