For GB Oldtimers (And Noobs Too)

[Queersetti]

My Favorite Things

Christmastime At Literotica

 

[scrymettet]

stupid family meeting¸
I will miss this year

 

[unregistered]

 

[lovetoread]

intrigued indeed

 

[spacekowboy]

There are some names there that I remember fondly. Hope that they are well.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Last year, on Christmas eve I did this to myself:

Didn't realize it until 5 am on Xmas day. When I woke up out of a stupor.

This year I am back to normal.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Stand under this please.

 

[scrymettet]

Last year, on Christmas eve I did this to myself:

Didn't realize it until 5 am on Xmas day. When I woke up out of a stupor.

This year I am back to normal.

ouch, looks bad
no sequel ?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

ouch, looks bad
no sequel ?

Nope. Only one midlife-crisis-fueled-bender per lifetime. I don't want to be greedy.

 

[scrymettet]

Nope. Only one midlife-crisis-fueled-bender per lifetime. I don't want to be greedy.

good


don't say it like it's a bad time.

I still want the red sport car.

 

[parodyluvr75]

How'd you break it, that doesn't look like it would be easy to do.

 

[scrymettet]

How'd you break it, that doesn't look like it would be easy to do.

two pretty young bulls and champagne

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

How'd you break it, that doesn't look like it would be easy to do.

I have no idea. I mean, I developed a couple of lies about it. But I don't truly know what happened. I just know I woke up at 5 am on my couch, in ridiculous pain. I chugged some vodka, smoked some weed and went back to sleep. Then around 10 am I went to an urgent care facility where I had an x-ray which reveals what you see. When I have a melt down, I melt the fuck down.

 

[scrymettet]

I have no idea. I mean, I developed a couple of lies about it. But I don't truly know what happened. I just know I woke up at 5 am on my couch, in ridiculous pain. I chugged some vodka, smoked some weed and went back to sleep. Then around 10 am I went to an urgent care facility where I had an x-ray which reveals what you see. When I have a melt down, I melt the fuck down.

I like my story better

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I like my story better

So do I.

 

[scrymettet]

So do I.

Maybe this New year eve party

 

[parodyluvr75]

That's the problem with drinking and injuries, the liquor wears off.

 

[scrymettet]

That's the problem with drinking and injuries, the liquor wears off.

there is a story beyond that post.
you drank the wine out of the plan and flew away through the window, ruining a family gathering ?

 

[parodyluvr75]

there is a story beyond that post.
you drank the wine out of the plan and flew away through the window, ruining a family gathering ?

You got it.

 

[scrymettet]

You got it.

too easy
were illegal activities involved ?

 

[parodyluvr75]

too easy
were illegal activities involved ?

Not that time.

 

[scrymettet]

Not that time.

so ? fess it

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

happy holidays to you Q, it's going to be a mild one this year! happy holidays to all bros!

Stew

 

[butters]

merriest of christmases, mr Q