Shaved my toes bare for the first time!

[ElijaRDC]

J/k. I've been doing it since I was like 15. But sometimes I get razor-lazy.

No, I'm not showing you, so don't ask!

 

[jmarx20102012]

I have a hard enough time with toe jam

 

[winedark_sea]

Damn Hobbits get sneakier by the day...

 

[ElijaRDC]

I also just shaved my pussy bare for the first time. He was really, really unhappy about it. I got scratched up for my trouble

 

[Erochic]

I also just shaved my pussy bare for the first time. He was really, really unhappy about it. I got scratched up for my trouble

Steps to shaving your pussy bare

1. Find cat
2. Take a large drink while you wait for the cat to emerge from behind the closet
3. Drag cat out
4. Drink large drink and go to emergency room
5. Capture cat again and get partner to hold down cat while you shave
6. Drink large drink while calling ambulance for partner
7. Learn to embrace the hairy look pussy

 

[LinusRules]

I also just shaved my pussy bare for the first time. He was really, really unhappy about it. I got scratched up for my trouble

He'll get used to it. In no time he'll be bugging you for a shave once the morning shadow sets in.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Steps to shaving your pussy bare

1. Find cat
2. Take a large drink while you wait for the cat to emerge from behind the closet
3. Drag cat out
4. Drink large drink and go to emergency room
5. Capture cat again and get partner to hold down cat while you shave
6. Drink large drink while calling ambulance for partner
7. Learn to embrace the hairy look pussy

It wasn't quite that dramatic for me. My pussy is too fat to fight it very effectively.

 

[hardcollege4]

I also just shaved my pussy bare for the first time. He was really, really unhappy about it. I got scratched up for my trouble

The trick is to get your pussy wet first

 

[Erochic]

The trick is to get your pussy wet first

If I get my pussy wet it starts making all kinds of weird noises

 

[LinusRules]

If I get my pussy wet it starts making all kinds of weird noises

Are you sure it's your pussy making all the weird noises?

 

[hardcollege4]

If I get my pussy wet it starts making all kinds of weird noises

Are you getting your pussy wet slowly, or just plunging away and getting it sopping wet suddenly? That can make a difference in the noise, I think, I don't own a pussy myself

 

[Erochic]

Are you getting your pussy wet slowly, or just plunging away and getting it sopping wet suddenly? That can make a difference in the noise, I think, I don't own a pussy myself

Yes... I do notice the noise is less intense if I build up to it. My pussy does keep moving around though.

So how do I keep my pussy still once it's wet so I can shave it?

 

[lovetporoleplay]

Another fetish started

I think I'm going to write a story about this fetish. Title. "The Bare Toe Cuk"


I always loved sucking my boyfriends toes but the toe hair was so thick you couldn't even see the toe under all that pathetic hair. Not to mention his puny toes. I decided to teach him a lesson and find a man who shaves his toes and make him watch me shave then suck this guys toe in front of him"

 

[hardcollege4]

Yes... I do notice the noise is less intense if I build up to it. My pussy does keep moving around though.

So how do I keep my pussy still once it's wet so I can shave it?

you'll need to place one hand firmly on the pussy while the other shaves gently

 

[Erochic]

you'll need to place one hand firmly on the pussy while the other shaves gently

Nah... That all seems like too much work. Can't I just play with my pussy instead?

 

[ElijaRDC]

Nah... That all seems like too much work. Can't I just play with my pussy instead?

Mine loves the dangly mouse toy the best.

 

[Erochic]

Mine loves the dangly mouse toy the best.

Yes the dangly mouse toy is good, but the shiny fly on a stick sends my pussy into paroxysms of delight.

The vibrating moving insect toy is all a little weird

 

[hardcollege4]

Nah... That all seems like too much work. Can't I just play with my pussy instead?

shaved or bare, pussies are fun to play with

 

[Erochic]

shaved or bare, pussies are fun to play with

Mine is being lazy right now and won't get out of bed.

 

[lovetporoleplay]

shaved or bare, pussies are fun to play with

Hairy pussies lead to "fur balls" one way or another.

 

[Erochic]

Hairy pus sides lead to "fur balls" one way or another.

Furballs are easily hacked up... You just need some grass.

 

[hardcollege4]

Mine is being lazy right now and won't get out of bed.

You have to rub your pussy just right and he'll arch his back and start to move for you

 

[ElijaRDC]

Speaking of pussies, I think mine is chasing mice upstairs... it sounds like a herd of elephants.

 

[lovetporoleplay]

Furballs are easily hacked up... You just need some grass.

I'd love to see a pussy smoke grass.

 

[Erochic]

You have to rub your pussy just right and he'll arch his back and start to move for you

My pussy is not cuddly... She'll come to you when she's ready and not before.
And rub her the wrong way and she bites.