Man looking for a woman with a vocabulary

[naked_maniac]

Strange title I know, but I am so tired of meeting ladies on Lit. who are incapable of responding with little more than one or two word sentences. When the conversation turns intimate and her responses become nothing more than "Oh yeah." I get a little discouraged.

I know there are intelligent, articulate ladies out there who would enjoy an erotic, sexually stimulating conversation with a man who can string more than two words together and has a very vivid and active imagination. I prefer yahoo messenger over messaging back and forth on Lit. PM me ladies and let's find out what we have in common.

NM

 

[fma20fma]

hi

I have found some guys run out of sentences as pm progresses. some just vanish in the middle of chat. some are sloppy.

 

[naked_maniac]

I run into the same with ladies, I seem to do all of the describing of what I am doing, but never get anything in return. Most will leave after they tell me they get off.

 

[Kitty]

Oh yea.

 

[Proximus]

MMmmm... baby!

 

[Kitty]

This conversation is heating up. Think OP can handle this?

Hisses. Mmmm...Ooooo...

 

[Proximus]

This conversation is heating up. Think OP can handle this?

Hisses. Mmmm...Ooooo...

Fuck Yeah!

 

[naked_maniac]

really? not one articulate lady wants to chat?

 

[sassylilthang]

I am sure there are plenty of articulate women who want to chat.

But, not all want to chat dirty, so that could be the reason for your lack of responses.

 

[missmaddy]

I would never let a man see my vocabulary until at least the third date.

 

[cliteatingman]

I would never let a man see my vocabulary until at least the third date.

Are you monosyllabic until then?

 

[missmaddy]

Are you monosyllabic until then?

Of course. What kind of girl do you think I am!

 

[cliteatingman]

Of course. What kind of girl do you think I am!

I challenge you to write a whole first date story in which the chick never uses more than one sylable

 

[missmaddy]

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[troubledone]

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[mike_confident]

Strange title I know, but I am so tired of meeting ladies on Lit. who are incapable of responding with little more than one or two word sentences. When the conversation turns intimate and her responses become nothing more than "Oh yeah." I get a little discouraged.

I know there are intelligent, articulate ladies out there who would enjoy an erotic, sexually stimulating conversation with a man who can string more than two words together and has a very vivid and active imagination. I prefer yahoo messenger over messaging back and forth on Lit. PM me ladies and let's find out what we have in common.

NM

Sounds like you're throwing all your cards out onto the table before peaking her real curiosity. Any chump can string a bunch of erotic lines together for the two of you to get off too, it takes a different kind of man to tickle her soul.

A lot of women come to Lit to explore the things they can never have, or just too coy to go out and get it. If you want to be the man that's grabs her attention in an articulate way, you need to help push her in that direction first.

 

[july_night]

dammit. I only grunt and moan, sorry.

 

[MrWhitecoat87]

dammit. I only grunt and moan, sorry.

hehehe that can be quite hot at some moments...

 

[Erochic]

but never get anything in return. Most will leave after they tell me they get off.

I'm sorry, but I think you are just getting used.
But guys will so often do this, so I think you have to just expect that some women are very happy to turn the tables.

I think you might be too eloquent for your own good.

 

[sassysweetheart]

Hello

Well, you had me intrigued until I saw that you prefer BBW, lol. I'm out!

 

[straypuss]

Pfut, peasy. Call that a challenge? Here's the start of a story where the chick, or better the heroine, never utters a syllable at all.

The waitress told me she'd arrived already. I was embarrassed, a gentleman is there first, he is the one who ought to be kept waiting. Worse still as I settled myself opposite to her she said not one word but simply slid across a piece of paper.

'I know I sound so eloquent on the internet, always la mot juste to hand without hesitation. Well here's why I won't ever do voice. I don't have one, I'm mute. I should never have agreed to meet up, I know that, I'm sorry. But your sheer eloquence and dogged persistence melted my heart, gradually wore down my defences and eventually I succumbed. So, against all my judgement I'm here. Tonight, you will have to do all the talking. But later on that doesn't mean that I can't kiss.'

I challenge you to write a whole first date story in which the chick never uses more than one sylable

 

[QuietHurricane]

I would never let a man see my vocabulary until at least the third date.

This, I like

 

[mike_confident]

Pfut, peasy. Call that a challenge? Here's the start of a story where the chick, or better the heroine, never utters a syllable at all.

The waitress told me she'd arrived already. I was embarrassed, a gentleman is there first, he is the one who ought to be kept waiting. Worse still as I settled myself opposite to her she said not one word but simply slid across a piece of paper.

'I know I sound so eloquent on the internet, always la mot juste to hand without hesitation. Well here's why I won't ever do voice. I don't have one, I'm mute. I should never have agreed to meet up, I know that, I'm sorry. But your sheer eloquence and dogged persistence melted my heart, gradually wore down my defences and eventually I succumbed. So, against all my judgement I'm here. Tonight, you will have to do all the talking. But later on that doesn't mean that I can't kiss.'

interesting read

 

[ramyanetgrrl]

I challenge you to write a whole first date story in which the chick never uses more than one sylable

sure.

the end.

oh wait.....oh yeah!

 

[ramyanetgrrl]

I challenge you to write a whole first date story in which the chick never uses more than one sylable

or, in verse

a girl went on a date to see see see
what all the fuss was it made to be
but the first real man on their first real date
said "they call me big, do you want to see"

then a week

and the girl goes on a date to see
if all the guys, do they speak so free
and the man she met on this new new date
said "girl you got eyes like the deep blue sea"

then a week

now the girl, she thinks, could this be
the guy for me to take home and see
wow, oh why! this could be just fate
for at the end of the night she was weak to her knees

Ramya