I would rather a woman

rimmy

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be 20 lbs (9kg for the non yanks) overweight than 10 lbs (4.5kg) underweight.


What say you?
 
I would rather a woman show up at my door with a Veggie Deep Dish pizza and a killer antipasto salad and some peanut butter kiss cookies for desert and snacks.

I have blue cheese dressing and milk!
 
If she's willing to get naked with me I won't make her get on the scales.
 
I'm not in a position to be picky, but I'm generally attracted to the fun-size women.

5 feet of sexy!
 
I would rather a woman show up at my door with a Veggie Deep Dish pizza and a killer antipasto salad and some peanut butter kiss cookies for desert and snacks.

I have blue cheese dressing and milk!
I sincerely hope you don't plan on drinking that together.
If she's willing to get naked with me I won't make her get on the scales.
Smart move.
I'm not in a position to be picky, but I'm generally attracted to the fun-size women.

5 feet of sexy!
I've never refused a tall one on her height alone but I know what you mean. They're easier to toss around.
 
Continue.

One is 20 pounds underweight and the other is 20 pounds overweight. They are twins and intensely jealous. Both like you and you had sex with the larger girl(as per your rule) in high school. Twenty years later, you meet one of them by chance and she is now at her perfect weight.

How will you figure out which one she is?
 
i can see that.

a slap or two does a man some good.
I'm not averse to that.

Best. Ever.
Gracias.
One is 20 pounds underweight and the other is 20 pounds overweight. They are twins and intensely jealous. Both like you and you had sex with the larger girl(as per your rule) in high school. Twenty years later, you meet one of them by chance and she is now at her perfect weight.

How will you figure out which one she is?

It's not a rule, it's a preference. I've been with my share of skinny women.

As for how to tell them apart? Taste test.
 
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