The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[midwestyankee]

One day, I would really like to see your lingerie collection. Just because.

You might actually need more than one day. Just saying.

 

[Dianthus]

<snip> They called my number and I won $250!

So after the party-thing, a couple of people I know at work started asking me what I'm going to do with the money...

How about jewelry!
(I don't wear jewelry...)

You could buy a dress for work!
(I'd never pay those prices for work clothes...)

Shoes?
(Ehhh... I'd be tempted to buy heels, and I don't wear heels often enough to justify it...)

Christmas gifts for the kids! With your discount, XYZ sunglasses would only be $60-75!
(Who the hell spends that kind of money on sunglasses for CHILDREN?!?)

Oh! There's that cute gingerbread house kit! It's only $30!
(WTH? I can make that for less than $10!)

Soooooo... lingerie it is. So predictable.
(I just have to decide what kind.)

Woot!

When you decide, please post the link, if there's a photo online. I haven't won money but dreams are free and I still drool over those silk pajamas you bought.

 

[Endless_Night]

You might actually need more than one day. Just saying.

Days, probably. Actually, make that weeks!

Woot!

When you decide, please post the link, if there's a photo online. I haven't won money but dreams are free and I still drool over those silk pajamas you bought.

I love, and second, this idea!

CutieMouse's Lingerie Lounge. She has the most fabulous taste!

 

[CutieMouse]

One day, I would really like to see your lingerie collection. Just because.

You might actually need more than one day. Just saying.

Woot!

When you decide, please post the link, if there's a photo online. I haven't won money but dreams are free and I still drool over those silk pajamas you bought.

Days, probably. Actually, make that weeks!



I love, and second, this idea!

CutieMouse's Lingerie Lounge. She has the most fabulous taste!

There really isn't that much... well, I don't think there's that much.

But it's this whole THING with me. Like I've been drooling over a silk camisole & tap pants set, but I don't have a robe that matches it. So (since the house is usually chilly), I'd need to buy the robe I've had an eye on, too. And since there's an extra employee discount this week, I could technically get all 3 pieces... but I don't know if I want to get THAT stuff, or if I want to get another set of silk pjs and some other stuff (that's currently on sale), or do I want to get something casual & snuggly, or do I want to see if any of the bra & pantie sets I've been thinking about are on sale... or most of the cashmere went on sale yesterday, too. Which means I could maybe pick up a couple of cashmere sweaters.

GAH! This is one of the reasons I never spend money on myself!

 

[midwestyankee]

There really isn't that much... well, I don't think there's that much.

But it's this whole THING with me. Like I've been drooling over a silk camisole & tap pants set, but I don't have a robe that matches it. So (since the house is usually chilly), I'd need to buy the robe I've had an eye on, too. And since there's an extra employee discount this week, I could technically get all 3 pieces... but I don't know if I want to get THAT stuff, or if I want to get another set of silk pjs and some other stuff (that's currently on sale), or do I want to get something casual & snuggly, or do I want to see if any of the bra & pantie sets I've been thinking about are on sale... or most of the cashmere went on sale yesterday, too. Which means I could maybe pick up a couple of cashmere sweaters.

GAH! This is one of the reasons I never spend money on myself!

If you give a mouse a cookie...

 

[Endless_Night]

I just went in for an annual checkup. One of those dash in, dash out deals where they take blood and check BP. We’ve moved since my last, and the closest lab turned out to be in a high rise with a pay parking garage.

I did my thing, went back to the car, and drove up to the pay kiosk. It was a “talky” and asked for my ticket. For some reason the voice sounded familiar. Odd. It kept talking and I kept trying to place the voice.

As I was driving off it came to me. The Red Queen in Resident Evil!

Creeeeeeepy.

 

[BiBunny]

What do you do when you have what feels like a caffeine withdrawal headache (shut up), but you've been throwing caffeine (and also Excedrin) at it for the last couple of hours to no avail?

 

[midwestyankee]

What do you do when you have what feels like a caffeine withdrawal headache (shut up), but you've been throwing caffeine (and also Excedrin) at it for the last couple of hours to no avail?

"Bunny, I have one word for you. Are you listening to me, Bunny?"
"Yes, sir."
"Good. Bourbon, Bunny>"
"Bourbon, sir?"
"That's right, Bunny. Bourbon is the future!"

 

[BiBunny]

"Bunny, I have one word for you. Are you listening to me, Bunny?"
"Yes, sir."
"Good. Bourbon, Bunny>"
"Bourbon, sir?"
"That's right, Bunny. Bourbon is the future!"

I have a bottle of Maker's Mark in the kitchen. I'm so tempted.

 

[midwestyankee]

I have a bottle of Maker's Mark in the kitchen. I'm so tempted.

Temptation is not a solution. Action is a solution.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Try psuedephedrine, that stuff they won't let you buy in bulk because you can make meth with it.
I spent the last couple of days thinking that 1) I was going to have an abscess in my jaw, 2) then I was about to have a bad tooth on the OTHER side, 3) a little bitty panic attack, and at last 4) I figured that I was having a migraine without the crippling headache.

Then I took one little red pill, my nose ran like the Kentucky Derby and I've been chipper ever since.

 

[the captians wench]

He didn't say no!

okay, so he didn't say 100% yes, but that was deffo a maybe leaning more towards the positive side.

I'm going to need to buy new luggage!

 

[respeito]

the power of words.

post #7 on the general board really touched my spirit.

 

[MeekMe]

This year for Christmas I told my husband we should not do presents. We told friends and family not to get us anything and we won't get them anything. Mister kept saying, "I feel weird showing up empty handed." So I braved the stores and bought ornaments for everyone. Something small and cute that they can hang.

Of course, the no present rule doesn't exist for my nephews, I drew them a coloring book and have a set of crayons for each of them. It feels weird not shopping for people, but I'm excited about not spending the money.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm seeing a lot of men wandering around the shops, alone, looking shell shocked and consternated...

 

[LallyH]

I'm seeing a lot of men wandering around the shops, alone, looking shell shocked and consternated...

My hubby says the only happy men shopping at Christmas are those clutching a list....

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

My hubby says the only happy men shopping at Christmas are those clutching a list....

Ooohhhh... nice thought. Now I know how to be nice to the men in my life Thanks, Lally Hubby!!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I have set up a funding appeal for my dildo project. It's here;
http://probablepossible.com/help-me-fund-the-beautiful-dildo/

Even if you have zero desire to contribute (especially the day before Christmas we are all spent out) I would love for you to look at it and give me feedback on my sales pitch.

Meekie;
OMG a coloring book drawn by you? I want one!

If you wanted to expand on the idea, that would be a fabulous adult item. You could sell it as a PDF.

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm seeing a lot of men wandering around the shops, alone, looking shell shocked and consternated...

My hubby says the only happy men shopping at Christmas are those clutching a list....

My poor SO would have been HAPPY to spend the day doing either of above. Instead he got to throw up. A lot.

We've determined it was food poisoning - thank God, as we're hosting a Christmas eve dinner! - but still not a fun time.

 

[Stella_Omega]

My poor SO would have been HAPPY to spend the day doing either of above. Instead he got to throw up. A lot.

We've determined it was food poisoning - thank God, as we're hosting a Christmas eve dinner! - but still not a fun time.

I remember so many Christmasses spent laying around on the sofas, all of us sick as dogs. Flu season-- before the vaccinations.

 

[IrisAlthea]

This year for Christmas I told my husband we should not do presents. We told friends and family not to get us anything and we won't get them anything. Mister kept saying, "I feel weird showing up empty handed." So I braved the stores and bought ornaments for everyone. Something small and cute that they can hang.

Of course, the no present rule doesn't exist for my nephews, I drew them a coloring book and have a set of crayons for each of them. It feels weird not shopping for people, but I'm excited about not spending the money.

Not focusing on presents, is what made Christmas enjoyable for me again.
It does feel a bit strange at first though, because it is a big change.

I'm seeing a lot of men wandering around the shops, alone, looking shell shocked and consternated...

It's cruel and unusual.

I have set up a gofundme account for my dildo project. It's here;
http://www.gofundme.com/prettiness

Even if you have zero desire to contribute (especially the day before Christmas we are all spent out) I would love for you to look at it and give me feedback on my sales pitch.

Meekie;
OMG a coloring book drawn by you? I want one!

If you wanted to expand on the idea, that would be a fabulous adult item. You could sell it as a PDF.

It says "Campaign not found".

Totally agree on the colouring book!

 

[BiBunny]

Sometimes I can't decide if people go out of their way to misunderstand the things I say or if I've really become that oblique and indecipherable in my old age.

Also, I got the "Not Found" error, too, when I clicked on Stella's link.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's because I changed my mind about using gofundme when I have a perfectly good website of my own
Also the wait between getting money and being able to use it is unconcionable in this insta-age. It's going to take a week to refund the gentleman who did contribute, even.

New URL; http://probablepossible.com/help-me-fund-the-beautiful-dildo/

Besides I can make my own over-the-top paypal buttons.

 

[seela]

So, J has made me a Christmas riddle to find my present. I'm stuck at the first hint already. I thought last year's was hard, but this seems to be just diabolical.

Edit: First part solved, don't know how many to go. I had to translate a bunch of gibberish going from language to language on google translate until something understandable finally popped out. The route was English, German, Japanese, Hmong, Polish and Finnish.

Edit 2: Second part solved. Had to decypher a message that steered me to consult the bible, anagram the capital letters in the passage, and then found a clue that hinted at a certain book which is where I finally found the third hint paper. He's really, really upped his game from last year.

Edit 3: Parts three and four solved, they were pretty easy. The current hint seems impossible. "79 12 60-67 NL" and there's an upwards arrow at the end of the string of numbers and letters. Help?

 

[MeekMe]

I have set up a funding appeal for my dildo project. It's here;
http://probablepossible.com/help-me-fund-the-beautiful-dildo/

Even if you have zero desire to contribute (especially the day before Christmas we are all spent out) I would love for you to look at it and give me feedback on my sales pitch.

Meekie;
OMG a coloring book drawn by you? I want one!

If you wanted to expand on the idea, that would be a fabulous adult item. You could sell it as a PDF.

I hope your fundraising goes well! ^_^ They're so beautiful and should definitely be shared!

I've been doing coloring sheets for a bit. I did plan to branch out and make some adult oriented coloring activities, but I may be moving away from it. Maybe I'll give it some more thought.

Not focusing on presents, is what made Christmas enjoyable for me again.
It does feel a bit strange at first though, because it is a big change.


Totally agree on the colouring book!

I'd say I'm more relaxed than I've ever been around this time of year. Maybe I'll actually be ok with Christmas music. Christmas music is the devil, BTW.

^_^ So many votes for coloring books.

So, J has made me a Christmas riddle to find my present. I'm stuck at the first hint already. I thought last year's was hard, but this seems to be just diabolical.

Edit: First part solved, don't know how many to go. I had to translate a bunch of gibberish going from language to language on google translate until something understandable finally popped out. The route was English, German, Japanese, Hmong, Polish and Finnish.

Edit 2: Second part solved. Had to decypher a message that steered me to consult the bible, anagram the capital letters in the passage, and then found a clue that hinted at a certain book which is where I finally found the third hint paper. He's really, really upped his game from last year.

Edit 3: Parts three and four solved, they were pretty easy. The current hint seems impossible. "79 12 60-67 NL" and there's an upwards arrow at the end of the string of numbers and letters. Help?

This is far too elaborate and way out of my league. @_@ If Mister ever put forth the effort it would be wasted on me. I just love that it's a game for you, though. Very clever. Good luck! (^o^)/