Has a car gotten you laid?

Mischka

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There's a joke going around right now:

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Have you found this to work for you? Have you ever had someone drop trough because of what you drive? Have you ever fucked someone because of their car?
 
Love the pink roses! I have zero idea what those cars are. But they're clean!
 
For some reason we never christened it, but my mid-life crisis was a car. The kid that built it for me did not believe in mufflers. I stopped to buy earplugs as I was leaving Texas with it.

So later, I was tearing ass through this industrial park that for some odd reason had a soccer field in it on the way to the kid's games. I throttled back, so as to not embarrass them or the wife when I was about 1/4 mile back.

I was surprised when I sauntered over to the field that my wife said, "That car sounds SO hot!"

My old, beat up, slightly rusty toyota 4x4 gets nice reviews from teh ladeez. The first time I met for breakfast after shift with girl from work, she came in after scanning the parking lot and said, "The black toyota yours?" When I told her it was she says, "I knew it, just felt like you." I'm known for my ability to drift a truck.
 
Love the pink roses! I have zero idea what those cars are. But they're clean!

It's a (Ford) Mercury xr4ti. Built in Germany. Turbocharged etc. Cool goofy little cars they built for a couple four years in the late eighties.

Xr4ti!!

I had a huge crush on my boss when I was young. She had that car in metallic blue.

I gave it to my wife. She trashed it of course. Just like she trashed my heart. lol
 
A truck can enable you to lie down, straddle, and bend over and hang on to the back of the cab in the bed. Also a good height for sitting facing out of passenger seat while he stands...well depending on tallness.
 
Yup.

I had a great 280Z.

A Datsun. Not a Nissan.

http://www.performance-car-guide.co.uk/images/L-Datsun-280z.jpg

She sure was hot. The girl, too.

The girl proved to be remarkably shallow.

At that point in my life, the shallow did not matter. The naked did.

I loved those cars. Drove several 240's and 260's when they first came out. I just couldn't ever buy a rice burner especially when those came out. I'd like one now to fuck around with though.

Not fuck IN. Im not an acrobat.
 
I loved those cars. Drove several when they first came out. I just couldn't ever buy a rice burner especially when those came out. I'd like one now to fuck around with though.

Not fuck IN. Im not an acrobat.

I was a lot thinner then. And more agile.

Son of a bitch had way too much motor for the rest of the car.

Thank God it was low and relatively wide.
 
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