So, I started dating my friends mom recently, She is 34, and I'm 20. We watch movies, cuddle, go for walks, out to dinner, everything together. It's been one of the best relationships I've ever been in. She met my parents today, and they like her. What do you guys think about dating older women?
Dating older women?
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How old is your friend? Maths is hard.
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That's what I was thinking
Your friends are young, and seriously @ 20 how many relationships have you had
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Saturday, in the park....
Great line that 1
Your friends are young, and seriously @ 20 how many relationships have you had
.Saturday, in the park....
Great line that 1
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Gross.
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Unless the other two really sucked....I cannot see why you are asking the question...
Probably better knock her up tonight so your parents can be grandparents....Her eggs are right about at the sell by date.
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Wut?
Read his previous posts.
As I said, I just started dating her, I posted that before. Not today.
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Meh, I'm not in the mood to chase dummies.
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When datin' dem "older bishes' best to have a couple of spares...Heart attacks, strokes...
So this 20 year-old is hanging around with a 14 ear old...looks up, thinks, "Stacey's mom has got it going on!"
Yeah....nothing could possible be off here.
Have you registered at Walmart yet?
...Unless...you secretly wanted young stud-muffin for your very own...that would...totally...change the entire dynamic.
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I'm friends with her on Facebook and I knew her from school. Didn't know there were so many douchebags on this website.
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It was four days ago, you work fast!
Agreed, not worth it.
Yeah, the legit radar is pinging.
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So, you were in school with 11 year olds?...Totally not creepy
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How does a 20 yr old know a 14 yr old from school?
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You have six years between you and her. Unless your dumbass was held back a few years, you couldn't possibly go to school with her.
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Maybe a pelvic exam/pap smear/Std panel as well?
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Now you do.
lulz.
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fvck!!
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^^^This.
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In the 60s a 20 year old guy was every teens dream. No lie, when I was home on leave from the military moms brought their daughters to meet me. Then about 1970 the old maids and wall flowers put chastity belts on every girl. Now its sin to look at a girl unless your face has a good crop of acne.
