I need some elves

[Aphro]

To wrap my presents. They all seem to come out looking like this:

http://img.sparknotes.com/content/sparklife/sparktalk/gift_wrap_Medium.jpg

Tape is not my friend.

 

[chillywilly2]

Come on over...I'll show you how to use tape

 

[Aphro]

Come on over...I'll show you how to use tape

NOT duct tape!

 

[pink]

Come on over...I'll show you how to use tape

I just bet you will, you dirty man, you.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Cherry]

I make a mess wrapping presents. They look like the dog did it.

 

[contrifan32]

You seem to be very good at hanging Christmas lights... trade ya?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

To wrap my presents. They all seem to come out looking like this:

http://img.sparknotes.com/content/sparklife/sparktalk/gift_wrap_Medium.jpg

Tape is not my friend.

Ditto Christmas lights.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I love wrapping presents. I can spend hours folding, taping, and making the bows just right.

 

[Aphro]

Ditto Christmas lights.

True, dat.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I'm a terrible wrapper and rapper too.

 

[chillywilly2]

I love wrapping presents. I can spend hours folding, taping, and making the bows just right.

Why do I always read your nic as wife needs a bath rather than wife of bath

 

[chillywilly2]

To wrap my presents. They all seem to come out looking like this:

http://img.sparknotes.com/content/sparklife/sparktalk/gift_wrap_Medium.jpg

Tape is not my friend.

Plus I think you just want a bunch of elves, it has nothing to do with wrapping presents

 

[Wife of Bath]

Why do I always read your nic as wife needs a bath rather than wife of bath

sounds like a personal problem.

 

[Aphro]

http://www.monkeyinthecage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Elves-Chicks-Dig-The-Ears.jpg

 

[Killswitch]

Fuck those elves and they ears.

Gnomes in disguise are well hung.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1071/12857652116b21b1c53f.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.domesstique.com/wp-content/uploads/ELf.jpg

 

[Aphro]

I just need a new tape dispenser...that's the problem.

http://www.citizenarcane.com/files/2005/May/09/tape_dispenser.jpg

 

[Busybody]

To wrap my presents. They all seem to come out looking like this:

http://img.sparknotes.com/content/sparklife/sparktalk/gift_wrap_Medium.jpg

Tape is not my friend.

Can I cum over

I can be an elf

After all

Im (err) little

 

[OzoneRed]

Gift wrapping in 30 seconds. Two pieces of tape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh_Rg6e4SY8

 

[1HF]

I feel your pain. People can always tell when I've wrapped a gift myself.

When you're finished with the elves, send them my way?

 

[Aphro]

I feel your pain. People can always tell when I've wrapped a gift myself.

When you're finished with the elves, send them my way?

Here, 1HF. I found one. He's very helpful, so I'm sure you will have a use for him so I'll just send him over.

He may be a little tired and dehydrated though.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mOfoKm504E0/TuKP9yfHnLI/AAAAAAAAC7w/PDooMM_Scx8/s1600/holidayblog4.jpg

 

[Busybody]

^^^looks NOTHING like me....

I thought I was a lock for position of ELF

 

[Aphro]

^^^looks NOTHING like me....

I thought I was a lock for position of ELF

Yes, Dobby...yes you are.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081024152953/uncyclopedia/images/9/96/26992873.JPG

 

[Aphro]

OMG...look what I found googling elf images...

I SO TOTALLY WANT THIS!!!!

Jewellery elf ears!

http://blogs.babycenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ugly-elf-ear.jpg