Festival of Lights

[rimmy]

I don't know if the Bean and I are the only two Jews on Lit, but if there are any others out there, Happy Hannukah.


Or as an old friend used to tell me, Happy Harmonica. It's the thought that counts.

 

[pink]

I hope you and the Bean have a Happy Hannukah.

 

[rimmy]

I hope you and the Bean have a Happy Hannukah.

Thanks, Pinky.

 

[pink]

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[gotsnowgotslush]

Brookline, MA has been decorated for weeks. It will be a bit less bustling, on this night.

Hope that all will be well, and that everyone is safe and cozy.

 

[1HF]

I'm not Jewish, but Happy Hannukah to you and the bean.

 

[Noor]

You are not the only ones, there are actually quite a few Jews on here.
Happy Hannukah!

 

[Sean]

Diwali?

 

[rimmy]

Brookline, MA has been decorated for weeks. It will be a bit less bustling, on this night.

Hope that all will be well, and that everyone is safe and cozy.

Thanks. Is that a Jewishy part of town?

I'm not Jewish, but Happy Hannukah to you and the bean.

Thanks, cupcake.

You are not the only ones, there are actually quite a few Jews on here.
Happy Hannukah!

Names please. and thanks.

Diwali?

You dumb cunt. lol.

 

[Sean]

You dumb cunt. lol.

Don't be calling me names just because you Red Sea Pedestrians stole a holiday from Hinduism!

 

[rimmy]

Don't be calling me names just because you Red Sea Pedestrians stole a holiday from Hinduism!

We were here first.

 

[Noor]

Will let them show themselves if they wish.

 

[Killswitch]

You don't need deck the halls or jungle bell rock cuz you can spin a draedel with Captain Kirk AND Mr. Spock!

Both Jewish.

Happy Hannukah to you and Mrz. Bean.

 

[rimmy]

You don't need deck the halls or jungle bell rock cuz you can spin a draedel with Captain Kirk AND Mr. Spock!

Both Jewish.

Happy Hannukah to you and Mrz. Bean.

Thanks KS,

 

[Noor]

Don't be calling me names just because you Red Sea Pedestrians stole a holiday from Hinduism!

Totally different holiday. Almost all Jewish holidays except the high holidays are based on "they tried to kill us but we won, so let's eat."

 

[rimmy]

Totally different holiday. Almost all Jewish holidays except the high holidays are based on "they tried to kill us but we won, so let's eat."

Except for Yom Kippur where we don't eat at all.

I always tell people that the difference between Jews and non-Jews is that they drink to celebrate while we eat.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Plenty of shops, for all your holiday needs. The real bakery and the real deli moved to Canada. *shrug*

 

[rimmy]

Plenty of shops, for all your holiday needs. The real bakery and the real deli moved to Canada. *shrug*

Ironically there's a bagel place not too far from me called REAL Bagel

 

[marshalt]

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[gotsnowgotslush]

Let me guess-

They would not know a real, tasty, beautiful, handmade bagel, if it went stale and bopped them on the noggin!

*cries, because these are not the bagels that I was looking for*

 

[rimmy]

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Thanks, shakey.

Let me guess-

They would not know a real, tasty, beautiful, handmade bagel, if it went stale and bopped them on the noggin!

*cries, because these are not the bagels that I was looking for*

Montreal has the only proper bagels on the planet. fact.

 

[Noor]

Except for Yom Kippur where we don't eat at all.

I always tell people that the difference between Jews and non-Jews is that they drink to celebrate while we eat.

I would classify Yom Kippur as a high holiday.

The festival for the trees done traditionally involves 4 glasses of wine!

 

[rimmy]

I would classify Yom Kippur as a high holiday.

The festival for the trees done traditionally involves 4 glasses of wine!

Last Passover we gave our son his first mini cup of Manischewitz. I told him to drink it slowly but he decided to gulp it. Half an hour later he was saying how hot he was and took a nap.

 

[Vanadorn]

As one myself (I'm actually both), happy Hanukkah to you and everyone else as well.

I'm so god damned full.

3 and half lbs of potatoes went into my latkes. And now I'm slumped in my chair scanning my system before crashing.

-V

 

[rimmy]

As one myself (I'm actually both), happy Hanukkah to you and everyone else as well.

I'm so god damned full.

3 and half lbs of potatoes went into my latkes. And now I'm slumped in my chair scanning my system before crashing.

-V

My wife makes 20lbs per year and gives most of them away.

Chag Sameach.