almost didn't realize I was playing with myself

[GWRider]

So I was in my office and working on some mundane boring project and then came to the realization I had my fly open and was stroking my semi hard shaft.

Got me to wondering, does anyone else play with themselves without fully realizing they are doing it? if so where do you find yourself when you have your hand down your pants or up your skirt (for the fairer of our readers)? Ever get caught?

 

[bronzeage]

You didn't feel a breeze?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

did your hand feel like a stranger's hand bro?

Stew

 

[chillywilly2]

That Blad357 guy did in front of a room full of people while he was giving a speach....you should compare notes with him

 

[chillywilly2]

You didn't feel a breeze?

He was in his office this time...not the park

 

[Disgustipated]

He was in his office this time...not the park

Or an Elementary School. Thank fuck.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

So I was in my office and working on some mundane boring project and then came to the realization I had my fly open and was stroking my semi hard shaft.

Got me to wondering, does anyone else play with themselves without fully realizing they are doing it? if so where do you find yourself when you have your hand down your pants or up your skirt (for the fairer of our readers)? Ever get caught?

HR has you on tape.

Good luck finding a new job.

 

[Kitty]

So I was in my office and working on some mundane boring project and then came to the realization I had my fly open and was stroking my semi hard shaft.

Got me to wondering, does anyone else play with themselves without fully realizing they are doing it? if so where do you find yourself when you have your hand down your pants or up your skirt (for the fairer of our readers)? Ever get caught?

Um...? If you end up masturbating without realizing it, you masturbate too much. It's now become a habit you mindlessly do. Like me and twirling my hair.

 

[chillywilly2]

Um...? If you end up masturbating without realizing it, you masturbate too much. It's now become a habit you mindlessly do. Like me and twirling my hair.

You don't orgasm by twirling your hair do you?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

You don't orgasm by twirling your hair do you?

she orgasms if someone responds to her bro!

Stew

 

[Kitty]

she orgasms if someone responds to her bro!

Stew

Step outside the GB for once. Someone responding to me isn't an issue. Thanks for noticing me...bro!

 

[Kitty]

You don't orgasm by twirling your hair do you?

Not yet. I'll work on it and let you know how it goes.

 

[cowslinger64]

she orgasms if someone responds to her bro!

Stew

LOL... good one.


I'd say the orgasms are getting further and further apart.

 

[Kitty]

LOL... good one.


I'd say the orgasms are getting further and further apart.

You idiots don't like me and still notice me.

So imagine...I'm doing fine, thanks, oldies.

 

[bronzeage]

You idiots don't like me and still notice me.

So imagine...I'm doing fine, thanks, oldies.

Ignore them. You're one of my favorites.

 

[Tathagata]

mundane boring

Redundancy on a literary site.

 

[pink]

ummmmmm NO. No, I have not.

 

[JohnnySavage]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles3/1695467/article_images/chucky_1.jpg

 

[Garnate]

I've played with my nipples without realizing it before but that's it. *Shrug*

 

[cowslinger64]

I've played with my nipples without realizing it before but that's it. *Shrug*

Well, as long as it wasn't your penis.

 

[Garnate]

Well, as long as it wasn't your penis.

I only play with my penis on purpose.

 

[bronzeage]

I only play with my penis on purpose.

Especially since you have so many to choose from.

 

[Garnate]

Especially since you have so many to choose from.

Don't I wish!

 

[bronzeage]

Don't I wish!

Don't give me that. You only have to snap your fingers and you have hot and cold running cock.

That's not a metaphor and I'm glad I don't do your laundry.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Especially since you have so many to choose from.

http://www.opinionnigeria.com/wp-content/themes/themebysetfron/timthumb.php?src=http://www.opinionnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/4-Penis.jpg&q=90&w=629&zc=1