Pookie, do my ironyng

[4est_4est_Gump]

Now!



I need a clean, pressed shirt for the day.

Hurry up. The blue one...

 

[miles]

She only does windows.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

XP?


Vista?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

98


Most of the better shirts these days have some new-fangled kind of perma-pressing where, if you hang it while it's still warm, like right-out-of-the-dryer, they almost look dry-cleaned and starched.


I like mine lots.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I have "classic" shirts, 'cause I'm a classy guy.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I do, too, and they hang in the back of the closet for the Rainy Decade.


Old dress shirts with the sleeves and collars cut off make great work shirts.

 

[Pookie]

Now!



I need a clean, pressed shirt for the day.

Hurry up. The blue one...

You're so punny today.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

When a wife-beater just won't do...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You're so punny today.

Extra starch in the green collar'd.

 

[Pookie]

I'll asphyxiate you right up, sir!

 

[Pookie]

I have "classic" shirts, 'cause I'm a classy guy.

Just because you're classy, doesn't mean you have class. It could be winter break.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Not for two days...


*ahem*

The shirt?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Most wimmins I've met who claimed to be "classy" . . .


warn't.


Even if she had flour/powdered sugar tits.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/03c1d693e83107e994e660c481b918ca/tumblr_ngm11bzspc1rdjqc2o8_500.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's hard to make lines on curves...

 

[Pookie]

It's hard to make lines on curves...

Rookie.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Rookie.

Just out of practice is all. Like a retard lawyer.

 

[miles]

Most wimmins I've met who claimed to be "classy" . . .


warn't.


Even if she had flour/powdered sugar tits.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/03c1d693e83107e994e660c481b918ca/tumblr_ngm11bzspc1rdjqc2o8_500.jpg

I like those powdered tits.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I like those powdered tits.

Maybe it's leftover starch from ironing shirts.


I used to be quite deft at starching and ironing. I could knock out 16 shirts in about two hours. Good TV watching activity.

 

[miles]

Maybe it's leftover starch from ironing shirts.

Women never fry bacon or iron clothes when they are nekkid.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Women never fry bacon or iron clothes when they are nekkid.

Neither do I . . .


any more.


Damn bacon!!!


Hey, what do you know about bacon???