How to deal with iSlammers?

[4est_4est_Gump]

Here are the ROE:

For every instance of violence, we are met with Oikophobic reaction in which the implicit demand is that iSlam cannot be blamed for the violence, so let us discuss how we are going to coexist with the religion of Peace and if we can ever make ourselves safe from the violence of a handful of misguided lone wolves, who probably deserve more sympathy than blame. We need to establish the ground rules of this conversation as I have come to understand them:

1. This is not Islam. Islam does not do this. ISIS is no more than a rw Tea Party branch which hates government and taxes.

2. The individual(s) involved is not a terrorist. The motivation is not religion. The motivation is personal and warped.

3. This is not an act of terrorism, it is an act of normal violence by a lone wolf inspired by the images and hate language of Robert Murdoch's minions...

4. The only known terrorist flag is the Stars and Bars.

4a. If it is flown by a Southerner or a Republican, the Stars and Stripes can also be included as a terrorist threat.​

With these rules in mind I would suggest that we all have the option of converting to iSlam. I think that we will be a lot safer as Sunni Muslims than we would be as Shītes based upon the example of ISIL/ISIS in Iraq. Wahhabism might be the safest bet of all, but you might be called upon to become a martyr...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Apparently, what we need to do is in the aftermath of an attack, run out, find a Muslim, adopt them and keep them safe from harm and harsh words.



IN FACT, that may be the only time the Left approves of the use of a weapon, specifically a gun, because the Tea Party lynch mob will come armed to kill them some iSlammers...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Rule #5: Unspoken, but spelled out: No iSlammer sensibilities may be offended in the making of your post.

5a. iSlammers must be elevated above all others and their thoughts must supersede your own misguided belief system.

 

[Busybody]

Rule 6: Avoid all their actions and words and pretend when they say I WILL KILL, they are merely speaking in an inarticulate way...SEE: Maj Nidal etc

or

and pretend KNOWN WOLVES aren't

“KNOWN WOLF” SYNDROME: Sydney Hostage-Taker Is Yet Another Case. “Monis came to Australia in 1996 from Iran and his immigration status was that of political refugee. He has since had other well-known run-ins with law enforcement. In 2009, he sent a series of hate messages, which he deemed as ‘flowers of advice,’ to the families of Australian military members who had been killed in action. He likened their deaths to the deaths of Hitler’s soldiers, as well as to families of Australian victims of international terrorism attacks. He was given 300 hours of community service. In another case, Monis was charged with 50 counts of sexual assault, where it was claimed that he lured victims in and assaulted them claiming it was a ‘spiritual healing technique.’”

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Rule 6: Avoid all their actions and words and pretend when they say I WILL KILL, they are merely speaking in an inarticulate way...SEE: Maj Nidal etc

or

and pretend KNOWN WOLVES aren't

“KNOWN WOLF” SYNDROME: Sydney Hostage-Taker Is Yet Another Case. “Monis came to Australia in 1996 from Iran and his immigration status was that of political refugee. He has since had other well-known run-ins with law enforcement. In 2009, he sent a series of hate messages, which he deemed as ‘flowers of advice,’ to the families of Australian military members who had been killed in action. He likened their deaths to the deaths of Hitler’s soldiers, as well as to families of Australian victims of international terrorism attacks. He was given 300 hours of community service. In another case, Monis was charged with 50 counts of sexual assault, where it was claimed that he lured victims in and assaulted them claiming it was a ‘spiritual healing technique.’”

You are banned from this thread for violating all of the rules save #4.

You need to make the Slammers feel comfortable, shoeless and at home...

There is no way to have an honest dialog if you treat them the same way we treat our Christians.

 

[Busybody]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You are welcome to stay if you abide by the rules and have an honest conversation about how we bring this upon ourselves by being engaged in the world and defending scum like Copts and Jews...

Just admit that you, personally, are pretty much the problem with America and then have the human decency to ISIS yourself.

 

[Busybody]

I will give them RIDES to and fro as

pen ants!


In Wake of Sydney Siege, Liberals Side With Islam Yet Again


It will take more than the bloody cafe siege in Sydney to cause moonbats in the media and elsewhere to switch their allegiance from Islam to its many victims. The liberal establishment media reports:


Anti-Islamic sentiment has flooded social media in the wake of the Sydney siege, but there is a campaign gathering steam that will restore your faith in humanity.

A Twitter movement, #illridewithyou, has sprouted with everyday Australians offering to ride on buses and trains with Muslims, or give them a lift to work tomorrow, in order to keep them safe.

To keep the Muslims safe. Because as every act of Islamic terrorism reminds us, Muslims are the good guys. We are the bad guys; if we weren’t, why would Muslims want to kill us?

If only we could sort out those who deserve Islamic terrorism in such a way that they would be the only ones who get killed by it.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Our presence in Afghanistan, for example, just caused the Taliban to kill 80 people, most of them children.



When will we wake up, admit our culpability and institute a national state of Sharia law in the United States?



We still have a chance, a slim one, of being the good guys in this morality play...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I will give them RIDES to and fro as

pen ants!


In Wake of Sydney Siege, Liberals Side With Islam Yet Again


It will take more than the bloody cafe siege in Sydney to cause moonbats in the media and elsewhere to switch their allegiance from Islam to its many victims. The liberal establishment media reports:


Anti-Islamic sentiment has flooded social media in the wake of the Sydney siege, but there is a campaign gathering steam that will restore your faith in humanity.

A Twitter movement, #illridewithyou, has sprouted with everyday Australians offering to ride on buses and trains with Muslims, or give them a lift to work tomorrow, in order to keep them safe.

To keep the Muslims safe. Because as every act of Islamic terrorism reminds us, Muslims are the good guys. We are the bad guys; if we weren’t, why would Muslims want to kill us?

If only we could sort out those who deserve Islamic terrorism in such a way that they would be the only ones who get killed by it.

That's precisely the sort of thing that destroys all attempt at honest dialog and true understanding. Those guardians of iSlam are true heroes unlike hating kaffirs such as yourself. I admit, I used to be a hater, but when I discovered their very enlightened and Koranic-sanctioned attitudes on social issues, I pretty much became an immediate convert.

 

[Busybody]

Ouch

I will ISIS myslef

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ouch

I will ISIS myslef

Thank you. It is about time you did the honorable thing.

 

[Busybody]

I lied

Im here

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Kaffirs lie to kill iSlammers.



iSlammers only lie to protect themselves against the kaffirs they intend to send to heaven.

 

[Busybody]

I declare a Hood NAH!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Goem Zem Rezbet Kafir!!!

 

[subdued_passion]

So, what should we do with all "those" iSlammers?

Shoot them or convert them?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

So, what should we do with all "those" iSlammers?

Shoot them or convert them?

In violation of rule #1.