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Lord Pmann

Lord Pmann

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Your posts and threads have made my day. Threads like "For Some Reason (I get a woody out of nowhere)", "I Shoulda Been A Astronaut" and "I'm in need of some good head right now!" are all timeless classics. To be honest, I really can't imagine these not going down in history with the greats like Shakespeare and whoever else is considered great in literature.

Right now I'm reading the saga about law advice. Holy shit that is amazing. This quote is my favourite from all of Lit, hands down:

(Upon being summoned to court, but not knowing why...)
"I was thinking maybe its for some parking tickets or one of kids mother put me on child support. Until she said its in Woodbridge. I never drove in
Woodbridge and I damn sure don't have kids there."

Just saying, this is some amazing shit. You are truly living in a Gangster's Paradise, my friend.

What are your favourite smoothg moments? Feel free to share. I'm considering doing a scrapbook.

Skeet Skeet Muthafucka,

Pmann
 
Your first vanity thread, brah. Congrats!
 
smoothg103rd said:
Too bad I'm not popular enough. The cool kids hate me because I don't give a fuck about them.
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I suspect you are more popular than you think. Being hated here is a kind of popularity in it's own right, the worse thing here is to be ignored and you aren't.
 
Noor said:
I suspect you are more popular than you think. Being hated here is a kind of popularity in it's own right, the worse thing here is to be ignored and you aren't.
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As long as you don't ignore me :(. Nothing else matters here.
 
He's occasionally funny when he isn't spewing hate and telling people to kill themselves.
 
smoothg103rd said:
I also tell them to eat dicks.
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Eating dicks is funny.

I just have an aversion to people telling others to kill themselves.

Choke on a bag of donkey dicks? Sure that's fine. But some lines shouldn't be crossed.
 
1HF said:
Eating dicks is funny.

I just have an aversion to people telling others to kill themselves.

Choke on a bag of donkey dicks? Sure that's fine. But some lines shouldn't be crossed.
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And I have a aversion to people who kill themselves. So it's kinda like the same shit, but different toilet paper.
 
smoothg103rd said:
And I have a aversion to people who kill themselves. So it's kinda like the same shit, but different toilet paper.
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Then why tell people to do it? I feel like there are far better ways to argue or insult someone.
 
1HF said:
Then why tell people to do it? I feel like there are far better ways to argue or insult someone.
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I just say words I'm use to saying. Things like eat a dick, kill yourself, dive head first off the prudential and shit like that, I say all the time. And someone here told me to write how I talk. So that's, that.
 
smoothg103rd said:
I just say words I'm use to saying. Things like eat a dick, kill yourself, dive head first off the prudential and shit like that, I say all the time. And someone here told me to write how I talk. So that's, that.
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So out in the real world you say it a lot?

Just curious.
I'll stop threadjacking.
 
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