I Shoulda Been A Astronaut

[smoothg103rd]

Because I'm on cloud 9.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Another early Christmas present from Literotica.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Another early Christmas present from Literotica.

I don't get it.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'm crip Des so I take being called a crab highly offensive.

 

[Que]

I don't get it.

It is a shooting-fish-in-a-barrel picture.

 

[Lord Pmann]

U shoulda been a english teecher

 

[John Doe]

Because I'm on could 9.

Are you high?

I'm not being snarky. I'm actually asking.

 

[Aquagal]

What's a could 9?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm crip Des so I take being called a crab highly offensive.

'Dahn't make fun of a poor flahr girl!'

 

[smoothg103rd]

It is a shooting-fish-in-a-barrel picture.

Thought they was crabs.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://cdn.wideopenspaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dynamite_fishing-9048.gif

 

[smoothg103rd]

Are you high?

I'm not being snarky. I'm actually asking.

I'm high ishell.

 

[smoothg103rd]

What's a could 9?

Could 9 is a saying. Like you are floating in the sky. Either from joy and happiness or because you are so high. (Drugs).

 

[Aquagal]

Could 9 is a saying. Like you are floating in the sky. Either from joy and happiness or because you are so high. (Drugs).

Do you mean Cloud 9?

 

[Que]

'Dahn't make fun of a poor flahr girl!'

laughs

 

[smoothg103rd]

Do you mean Cloud 9?

Yeah! Lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

Could 9 is a saying. Like you are floating in the sky. Either from joy and happiness or because you are so high. (Drugs).

I'm quoting this as a lesson against drug use.

I seriously thought this guy was joking the whole time. But he serious.

 

[Kitty]

Thought they was crabs.

lmao.

 

[smoothg103rd]

lmao.

Seriously. He had me thinking crabs. And that's a insult to crips. But I knew he didn't mean it that way.

 

[Kitty]

Seriously. He had me thinking crabs. And that's a insult to crips. But I knew he didn't mean it that way.

You need to sleep it off. I'm going to tell your fortune.

Smooth, you're a Pisces and vulnerable to senility (are likely to go crazy), and prone to addiction (likely to abuse drugs), and should be less passive in sexual situations for your health (wrap it up and stop fuckin' hoes).

With that I bid you a good night.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You need to sleep it off. I'm going to tell your fortune.

Smooth, you're a Pisces and vulnerable to senility (are likely to go crazy), and prone to addiction (likely to abuse drugs), and should be less passive in sexual situations for your health (wrap it up and stop fuckin' hoes).

With that I bid you a good night.

I'm not into that zodiac shit. I don't believe that the month you are born determine the type of person you are. I'm far from crazy (mentally). And the only thing I'm addicted to is life. I love it.

 

[toubab]

I'm not into that zodiac shit. I don't believe that the month you are born determine the type of person you are. I'm far from crazy (mentally). And the only thing I'm addicted to is life. I love it.

Smoove, I'm a Pisces, or so I'm told, and I don't believe in that "zodiac shit" either.

 

[Que]

I believe in the Zodiac Killer. At least I believe he lived. I believe he is dead by now. I do not believe the Zodiac Killer died for our sins, however.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Smoove, I'm a Pisces, or so I'm told, and I don't believe in that "zodiac shit" either.

Yeah I'm not buying that if I was born a couple of days later that I will have different tendencies. I rep it sometimes, but don't believe in it.

 

[Kitty]

Yeah I'm not buying that if I was born a couple of days later that I will have different tendencies. I rep it sometimes, but don't believe in it.

You still have addiction issues (clearly) and mental...and you still fuck hoes without being safe.

So, is it so wrong?