Facesitting.

[dumbeg4]

So the depiction of facesitting ( and fisting and female ejaculation and whipping ) is now banned in the UK cos it's supposedly dangerous.Jesus,all you've got to do is stand up!

 

[Laurel]

Face-sitting protest outside parliament against new porn rules
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/...-parliament-against-new-porn-rules?CMP=twt_gu

You can watch the protest live, right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03jFpOndVU0

 

[Wrong Element]

Sit down for your rights!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

someone should invent a facesitting snorkel...problem solved bro!

Stew

 

[Adre]

someone should invent a facesitting snorkel...problem solved bro!

Stew

They did. Self Contained Underass Breathing Apparatus. SCUBA, bro!

 

[richard_daily]

This thread has the word "protest" in it, and as such, I'm reporting it.

 

[dolf]

sucks. and not in a good way.
for one, you're not allowed to risk choking a guy on vag, but choking a woman on cock is allowed. there's various other pieces of misogynistic trip in there. I predict it will be changed.

 

[Emmcee20]

Presumably doing a 69 will be next on the hit list.

Just another piece of expensive, time-consuming and over thought legislation that will not change what happens in the privacy of the bedroom one bit.

Who do they think they are going to catch and charge with this crime. I wouldn't mind betting the cops are laughing their heads off working out how to do a raid and catch you sitting!

 

[CandiCame]

sucks. and not in a good way.
for one, you're not allowed to risk choking a guy on vag, but choking a woman on cock is allowed. there's various other pieces of misogynistic trip in there. I predict it will be changed.

I was wondering what the problem could possibly be. That's... that's a problem you wanna have.

 

[john7771]

Is this like babysitting for a face?...lol

 

[dolf]

Presumably doing a 69 will be next on the hit list.

Just another piece of expensive, time-consuming and over thought legislation that will not change what happens in the privacy of the bedroom one bit.

Who do they think they are going to catch and charge with this crime. I wouldn't mind betting the cops are laughing their heads off working out how to do a raid and catch you sitting!

dude, PORN regulations

 

[CandiCame]

Out of curioisity, is sodomy also banned in the UK the way it is here in the bible belt? Because I'm getting tired of people legalizing what I'm allowed to put my mouth on.

 

[oggbashan]

Out of curioisity, is sodomy also banned in the UK the way it is here in the bible belt? Because I'm getting tired of people legalizing what I'm allowed to put my mouth on.

Nope. That's legal - between consenting adults.

The new regulations only apply to videos made as pay-per-view. Amateurs can do what they like.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Out of curioisity, is sodomy also banned in the UK the way it is here in the bible belt? Because I'm getting tired of people legalizing what I'm allowed to put my mouth on.

All were struck down in 2003. Lawrence v. <somebody>[Texas (maybe)]

 

[CandiCame]

Nope. That's legal.

See, here there's a law against sodomy. Which is the broadest fucking thing ever.

 

[CandiCame]

All were struck down in 2003. Lawrence v. <somebody>[Texas (maybe)]

Oh, maybe there's not. I haven't really looked into it in any way. Somebody just told me that and I was like, "Sounds legit".

http://i.imgur.com/GQKlaQP.png

 

[CandiCame]

So the depiction of facesitting ( and fisting and female ejaculation and whipping ) is now banned in the UK cos it's supposedly dangerous.Jesus,all you've got to do is stand up!

Are those things banned individually or at the same time? Can you still eat the pussy if you don't put your fist in it?

 

[dumbeg4]

I don't know.Anyway, I'm vegetarian ( or is it Vagetarian?).

 

[oggbashan]

Are those things banned individually or at the same time? Can you still eat the pussy if you don't put your fist in it?

The regulations ban the depiction of a range of sexual activities including facesitting, fisting, use of an extremely large dildo, female ejaculation...

from videos produced FOR SALE.

 

[CandiCame]

The regulations ban the depiction of a range of sexual activities including facesitting, fisting, use of an extremely large dildo, female ejaculation...

from videos produced FOR SALE.

I'm talking about the actors.

It's so weird to regulate porn, in general. I mean... the internet exists. It's so hard for them to make money anyway.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm talking about the actors.

It's so weird to regulate porn, in general. I mean... the internet exists. It's so hard for them to make money anyway.

The idea of the regulations is to bring on demand videos in line with regulations already existing for physically sold DVDs.

Until now, most people didn't know that DVDs sold in the UK, even in sex shops couldn't include any form of breath play including facesitting, nor fisting or anything 'likely to cause distress'.

What we did know was that DVDs, even those with an R18 sticker, sold in UK sex shops were pathetically tame. Now we know why.

 

[Kitty]

Sit down for your rights!

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/mmm.gif

 

[Garnate]

Exactly how many people died eating pussy to make this a law?

 

[oggbashan]

Exactly how many people died eating pussy to make this a law?

There was one case in the UK this month.

Drink and illegal drugs were involved.

But dying while making a commercial porn video? None.

The authorities were concerned that people wouldn't heed the warnings 'Don't try this at home'.

Deaths froms sexual experimentation aren't rare, but falling out of bed probably causes more fatalities.