White Race “Expert” Stops Eating Watermelon Because It’s A “Racist Stereotype”…

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White Race “Expert” Stops Eating Watermelon Because It’s A “Racist Stereotype”…




One of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard.

Via Daily Caller:


The Daily Banter‘s White House correspondent Tommy Christopher is a white dude who somehow gets past the White House Secret Service using a name that isn’t his. He also claims to know a thing or two about racism.

“Christopher,” as he calls himself, fancies himself something of a race expert, and calls people out for being “racist” any chance he gets. In fact, he pissed off his former editors at Mediaite so much during the hearings involving Trayvon Martin and his murderer, George Zimmerman, that they had to tell him to tone it down. He claims that isn’t true, but Mirror sources have been informed otherwise. […]

Still, it’s the watermelon stereotype that really gets Christopher’s goat. After all, he once sat at Woolworth lunch counters in the South to stand up to racist practices (no, no not really). “Racism has always pissed me off…but there’s something special about the watermelon stereotype,” he wrote.

Special how?

This is when Christopher points to a brilliant panel of guests on a recent Melissa Harris Perry show on MSNBC who discussed how delicious both watermelon and fried chicken are. But Christopher, being a race expert and white activist for black people, says he has unconsciously banned watermelon from his diet. You read that right: Watermelon is dead to him because of his solidarity with black people.

And then the strangest of confessionals.

“I realized that even though watermelon is the only kind of melon I can stand, I haven’t eaten it in decades,” he wrote. “I think the dumbass racist stereotype is why.”
 
White Race “Expert” Stops Eating Watermelon Because It’s A “Racist Stereotype”…

One of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard.

Via Daily Caller:

The Daily Banter‘s White House correspondent Tommy Christopher is a white dude who somehow gets past the White House Secret Service using a name that isn’t his. He also claims to know a thing or two about racism.

“Christopher,” as he calls himself, fancies himself something of a race expert, and calls people out for being “racist” any chance he gets. In fact, he pissed off his former editors at Mediaite so much during the hearings involving Trayvon Martin and his murderer, George Zimmerman, that they had to tell him to tone it down. He claims that isn’t true, but Mirror sources have been informed otherwise. […]

Still, it’s the watermelon stereotype that really gets Christopher’s goat. After all, he once sat at Woolworth lunch counters in the South to stand up to racist practices (no, no not really). “Racism has always pissed me off…but there’s something special about the watermelon stereotype,” he wrote.

Special how?

This is when Christopher points to a brilliant panel of guests on a recent Melissa Harris Perry show on MSNBC who discussed how delicious both watermelon and fried chicken are. But Christopher, being a race expert and white activist for black people, says he has unconsciously banned watermelon from his diet. You read that right: Watermelon is dead to him because of his solidarity with black people.

And then the strangest of confessionals.

“I realized that even though watermelon is the only kind of melon I can stand, I haven’t eaten it in decades,” he wrote. “I think the dumbass racist stereotype is why.”

That's pretty ridiculous. There's nothing racist about eating either watermelon or fried chicken. I like both, as do hundreds of millions of people in the US alone.
 
That's pretty ridiculous. There's nothing racist about eating either watermelon or fried chicken. I like both, as do hundreds of millions of people in the US alone.

Anybody who doesn't eat watermelon because there's something racist about it is a fucking moron. Same goes for fried chicken, if there's anybody that stupid.
 
Y'know, it's silly not to like fried chicken and watermelon. That's not a black thing - EVERYONE likes fried chicken and watermelon, or at least close enough to everyone that you're a notable minority if you don't. And I mean "minority" in strictly a mathematical sense.

Seriously, stereotypes exist because a small contingency of fucksticks meet the criteria and perpetuate them, but a number of them are completely full of horseshit. British people's teeth are fine. Polish people are relatively smart. Mexicans are quite hard-working, actually. Jews, at least in America, are pretty generous compared to everyone else.

This shitstain? A whack-job fringe nut who can safely be ignored by sane society but is played up in order to deepen sensitive divides. This, of course, increases money and power for the shit barons at the top. If you want to take their power away, ignore them. Stop playing their game.
 
You gonna stop eating

RED SKIN POTATOES?

NEGRO BEANS?

Sing WHITE CHRISTMAS?

Shop on BLACK FRIDAY?

:cool:

Nope,

And I'm not going to pretend that context does not matter.
 
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You gonna stop eating

RED SKIN POTATOES?

NEGRO BEANS?

Sing WHITE CHRISTMAS?

Shop on BLACK FRIDAY?

Not visit MONKEY cages in ZOOS?

:cool:

Redskin potatoes, no. Negro beans, yes, since they're gross. White Christmas is nothing more than pro-snow propaganda, and snow can go fuck itself. I don't stop on Black Friday because it sucks. And I only go to the zoo for the Christmas light displays.

I have, however, stopped using the product Spic and Span. Primarily because I found one I like better.
 
We know

White

Christmas is about snow

When the

Rockefeller Center tree was lit, and a black singer sang, the song, he was bashed for it by blacks
 
A friend was raised in Brooklyn by his British mother who was (well still is) Black. He has only recently gotten to know his Sicilian father who gave him his very Italian last name and now lives in redneck land.

The nearest QuikTrip location is 150 miles away. He posts on Facebook from QuickTrip "Ahh, worth the drive. Watermelon slushie!"

I admonished for perpetuating the stereotype that Italians sit around slurping gelato all day.
 
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