The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

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Why do you have to bump your threads three or four times? Looking for a "discussion"?

If your best buds don't post in it and no one wants to engage you about it just let it go.
 
Just spent 125 for a dog grooming table with arm, loop, and an Andis trimmer.

My local groomers do a shit job so I might as well do it myself.
 
I still can't log in to chat. I tried on multiple browsers and on my phone.

#laurelproblems
 
I'm like a chat god.

I've cum 10 times already.
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I never knew you were so easy.

Quit being a whiner and let me finish draining you til all that's left is a dried, withered husk and 3 balls.
 
1. I've got a tree you can climb.

2. I refuse to log in to this chat business on general principal. It would be like a man that complains about being bitten by ants, pouring a soda on his bare feet and standing on an ant hill.
Also, it's not 2002.

3. I could really use a blowie and a cup of coffee.
 
I have a small teddy bear the was serving no purpose other then to to take up space. So, after looking for a tree topper....I decided to give this stuffed bear a job he can be proud of and it makes me happy NOT to have to buy a tree topper at 20 to 30 bucks.

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He seems happy with the work. ;)

He is very cute! and has glasses like me!
 
I went into a sex store for the first time in 10 years. I thought it would be easy...boy was I wrong, lol.

I expected a woman to be working...don't know why I assumed that but I did. The guy working (the manager) was at least 15 years younger than I am.

I nearly ran out of the store when he asked if he could help find anything.

I am still stunned by the conversation we had, lol, never in a million years did I think I would have the kind of frank discussion I did with this guy. I was nervous and giggling like a school girl. I'm still blushing. There was no attraction or anything like that...just a very open conversation about sex.

This type of thing was so easy for me 10-15 years ago...wouldn't have thought twice about it.

I don't know what has happened to me but I don't like it.
 
I love sex stores for that.

Although one recently was a little sketchy and weird, but they didn't have what I was looking for anyway.

The relatively local one was awesome...we chatted up the "clerk" for quite awhile and when we left he said, "looks like you're going to have some fun tonight"...little did he know.
 
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