The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[1HF]

That got boring quick.

 

[Jennifer]

That got boring quick.

Did I miss anything?

Jk.

 

[Lorilei]

Hmmmm. Is 'cheese ball' code for "down my throat", in this instance?






Oh boy, now we're talkin'. I am all over some hot cheese and corn dip. Do you have an online recipe you could share, Wings?

And Lori, I absolutely love roasted nuts, especially chestnuts. But please excuse my ignorance...what kind of dishes feature roasted nuts?

Just the nuts, baby. Nuttin' but nuts. I'll send you some recipes!

 

[thør]

Just the nuts, baby. Nuttin' but nuts.

Coffee?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Afriend from back home is supposed to be bringing us some venison. I haven't had venison chili in years, and I could introduce clutch's NJ family to deer meat. Subtly.


I have a feeling I'm going to be making a lot more for the party than I originally thought. I don't know whether to thank all y'all or order you here to help.

Venison chili is the balls! Definitely tell them later. Much later. Like at the 4th of July cookout.

 

[thør]

Afriend from back home is supposed to be bringing us some venison. I haven't had venison chili in years, and I could introduce clutch's NJ family to deer meat. Subtly.

I recommend a DVD of Bambi on the tube and a nice Malbec.

 

[Farrah]

Just the nuts, baby. Nuttin' but nuts. I'll send you some recipes!

Oh. Thank you, sweetheart.

Venison chili is the balls! Definitely tell them later. Much later. Like at the 4th of July cookout.

That's sound advice. Maybe I'll just tuck the recipe into next year's Christmas cards.

Are you a jerky fan? Deer jerky is so. damn. good.

I recommend a DVD of Bambi on the tube and a nice Malbec.

You are wicked.

 

[thør]

You are wicked.

practical

 

[BoyNextDoor]

When I am posting in LJ threads it is time for bed.

Keep it real GeeBee

PEACE!

http://i.imgur.com/98BbqFr.gif

 

[eyer]

What am I supposed to be commenting on? I know absolutely nothing about your relationship, or lack thereof, with Grace.

Which is the point...

...you and Wings were as close to Grace as anyone on this Board, and neither of you know anything about a relationship between Grace and I.

But both of your buddies' Booby and verityboy proclaim that everyone on the Board knows of such a relationship and use that bullshit to puff up their chests.

Lukatemydyk also likes to play that game, but he's now outed himself as actually knowing nothing, too. verityboy will never admit he knows nothing either, but every ounce of his infamous verity cred is on the line so he won't back off - he'll ride his pose to the grave.

But, how about Booby?

Both you and Wings still seem pretty chummy with him, and I remember he used to sniff up Grace's posts quite a bit, and he can't pass up any opportunity to bring up his creation of a relationship between Grace and I in order to stab butthurt blindly...

...so tell me, Farrah (and/or you, Wings): what was Grace's and Booby's relationship all about?

I realize you're not around here much anymore, but Wings reads it every time and just lets her poor boy go ahead and act the butthurt fool. Isn't true friendship helping a guy deal with his butthurt instead of allowing him to wallow in it after so much time has passed?

To be clear, I disliked Grace because she was lying to a friend of mine who cared for her a great deal. Her lies were dangerous ones, and she burned him badly in the end.

No need "To be clear" with me, Far...uh...what username did you fly under back then?

If you could remember, I was instantly all over your Peyton Place ass because you couldn't stop whining about how bad you said Grace had done to your poor butthurt boyfriend. Yet, when confronted with the challenge to spew the facts with the whine instead of just your whine all by itself, you declined and stuck with your gossip girl, 3rd grade crap.

Were Grace's "lies" so "dangerous" that they ever caused any harm but that butthurt itself? Is your "friend" over his butthurt yet?

At the time, you doubted that I knew jack about the situation, and now you're calling me out to comment?

Only now to comment on Booby's and Grace's relationship - can you do that?

Even then, I was unsure about how you fit into the equation...

I forcefully "fit" myself into the equation when Seanh railroaded your former friend out of LIT...

...and you instantly began whining about how Grace's 3rd-grade butthurt devastated you all.

Now, after all this time, I'm doubly confused.

No doubt it's the mass quantities of psycho medications you've downed since then that command your doubled confusion now...

But, I digress:

How's your butthurt buddy doing these days? Is he ok?

Now need to cover anything up anymore "after all this time"...

...right?

 

[Farrah]

Which is the point...

...you and Wings were as close to Grace as anyone on this Board, and neither of you know anything about a relationship between Grace and I.

But both of your buddies' Booby and verityboy proclaim that everyone on the Board knows of such a relationship and use that bullshit to puff up their chests.

Lukatemydyk also likes to play that game, but he's now outed himself as actually knowing nothing, too. verityboy will never admit he knows nothing either, but every ounce of his infamous verity cred is on the line so he won't back off - he'll ride his pose to the grave.

But, how about Booby?

Both you and Wings still seem pretty chummy with him, and I remember he used to sniff up Grace's posts quite a bit, and he can't pass up any opportunity to bring up his creation of a relationship between Grace and I in order to stab butthurt blindly...

...so tell me, Farrah (and/or you, Wings): what was Grace's and Booby's relationship all about?

I realize you're not around here much anymore, but Wings reads it every time and just lets her poor boy go ahead and act the butthurt fool. Isn't true friendship helping a guy deal with his butthurt instead of allowing him to wallow in it after so much time has passed?



No need "To be clear" with me, Far...uh...what username did you fly under back then?

If you could remember, I was instantly all over your Peyton Place ass because you couldn't stop whining about how bad you said Grace had done to your poor butthurt boyfriend. Yet, when confronted with the challenge to spew the facts with the whine instead of just your whine all by itself, you declined and stuck with your gossip girl, 3rd grade crap.

Were Grace's "lies" so "dangerous" that they ever caused any harm but that butthurt itself? Is your "friend" over his butthurt yet?



Only now to comment on Booby's and Grace's relationship - can you do that?



I forcefully "fit" myself into the equation when Seanh railroaded your former friend out of LIT...

...and you instantly began whining about how Grace's 3rd-grade butthurt devastated you all.



No doubt it's the mass quantities of psycho medications you've downed since then that command your doubled confusion now...

But, I digress:

How's your butthurt buddy doing these days? Is he ok?

Now need to cover anything up anymore "after all this time"...

...right?

This will be the last time that I address you on this matter, eyer. I spoke honestly, stuck to the facts, and refrained from belittling you in any manner. You don't get to speak to me as though I'm a piece of dog shit stuck to your boot, and then expect me to reply to you, much less to assist you in your defense, or whatever it is you seem to want of me. If you can't be bothered to muster an ounce of decorum or decency hereafter, don't speak to me at all.

Again, I know nothing of a relationship between you and Grace. She certainly never mentioned it to me.

Rob and I are friendly with one another, but we've never been particularly close. I'm sure he would tell you the same. He certainly wasn't the friend I was referring to. Nor has that poster been here, to my knowledge, since shortly after the whole affair. Though I don't owe you any insight into our friendship, I'll say this once that that was all I ever had with the guy...a friendship. As I said, he doesn't post here, and we've lost touch in the last year or so. I hope he's well and have no reason to believe that he still carries a torch for Grace. At the time, Grace gave him quite a lot to process, as he believed that she was single and very much in love with him. He was dealt a blow, but I believe he came to terms with it and moved on. But my allegiance was to him. I didn't owe you or anyone else details of his identity of what he was going through. I still don't, and that's all I'll say about him. I'm laying it to rest, eyer.

As you said, I'm rarely here anymore. It's nice to drop in every now and then to say hello and see how everyone's doing, but I hardly keep up with who is feuding and why. I know absolutely nothing about why anyone else believes you and Grace had a relationship, but if I had to guess, I would say it's because you seemed so sure that she'd not set out to deceive or play anyone and were so vehement in defending her.

There, have I addressed everything to your satisfaction? If not, I did what I could, and that's more than you've ever proven to deserve.

 

[Farrah]

Fata, I've finally worked my way through the pile to SJ Bolton's latest novel. Maybe it's just me, but it seems to be lacking something that her earlier books showcased. It's less Gothic, maybe? Less creepy?I don't seem to need as many lights on while reading this one.

 

[Noor]

wow, that candy bar is really going off the deep end, and not just about me...

 

[eyer]

This will be the last time that I address you on this matter, eyer.

I'm praying I can survive that loss, playgrounder.

You don't get to speak to me as though I'm a piece of dog shit stuck to your boot, and then expect me to reply to you...If you can't be bothered to muster an ounce of decorum or decency hereafter, don't speak to me at all.

I don't wear boots and you're way too naturally fluffy to ever amount to dog shit - why would you even think about yourself like that?

Are you sure the shrinks got you on the right meds?

Again, I know nothing of a relationship between you and Grace. She certainly never mentioned it to me.

Rob and I are friendly with one another, but we've never been particularly close. I'm sure he would tell you the same. He certainly wasn't the friend I was referring to.

Hmmm...

Well, Booby...

...since Farrah isn't going to talk to me anymore after admitting knowing absolutely nothing about Grace and me, and since your Twatmate Wings admitted the same, and since your good buddy Lukatehisowndyk outed himself as being full of bullshit on the deal, that leaves only you and verityboy. Okay - only you.

But you still can't back up your bullshit, either.

Isn't it strange that Farrah and Wings, two of the closest posters on this Board to Grace at that time (pardon me if you consider yourself closer), never knew anything about a relationship between Grace and myself, and state that Grace never said anything to them about such a relationship, either...

...yet, you claim knowledge of such a relationship.

But the fact is, Booby, I've never had a relationship with Grace that I could possibly suffer the hurt you, for some playgrounder reason, must continue to flay against the GB wall. That being the actual case added to the fact you had/have a relationship with Grace, what do you think a mental health professional would surmise from your inability to shed your irrelevant Grace attacks against me?

Please tell me it isn't as simple an answer as it's just that fate forced upon you a lifetime with such a little dick...

Come on , Booby - let's get serious here: you pose as someone who cares about the GB, even while suggesting that GB posters you don't favor should be banned, when all it really is about is you wanting the great GB to become more Playgroundish for playgrounders like you, all the while continuing to throw your butthurt diaper shit all over the GB walls.

I understand, Booby, it's expecting way too much of you to do the right thing...

...but it's time, son, for you to take your little lonely dick and its matching ego and go home to the Playground where all three of you naturally belong.

Ask Laurel to change your name so you don't have to drag the shame you've piled upon yourself here to follow; hey, who knows, maybe a bunch of your Playground mates will go back with you. Seriously: think of you and pete leading your Playground gang back to the Playground and what a happy, twatterish place it would be.

You could all gossip to your playgrounder hearts' content, and you'd probably instantly add another 10 years to Laurel's life expectancy from the utter lack of whining and moaning to her that'd immediately occur.

Time to boy-up and Playground yourself, Booby.

And Farrah? I know you're still reading, so the next time you do talk to your poor, poor "friend"...

...please convey to him that I'm still laughing my ass off at not only him but also at you and Wings because its still totally hilarious to me how butthurt all of you were then and still obviously are over such junior high school stuff.

 

[Laurel]

I eat salad with my hands when I'm alone.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I eat salad with my hands when I'm alone.

You eat salad when no-one is watching? But then you miss out on your salad credits (TM) given by salad witnesses: surely the only reason to eat salad. (Unless it's one of those French ones with thick dressing AND nuts AND blue cheese AND bacon lardons AND pears which is actually unhealthier than a Whopper. And they're kind of hard to eat with the hands.)

 

[unregistered]

 

[Laurel]

You eat salad when no-one is watching?

Yeah, I don't want to blow my "eff calories! gimme carbs and gluten and another mug of gravy, extra lard and salt!" baddass cred.

 

[Que]

I eat salad with my hands when I'm alone.

A couple of times I have had to do that when I find myself up on the truck with Conoco salad and no fork enclosed.

I always end up splaying my fingers with distaste like a cat with a wet paw. It isn't like salad dressing is caustic, right? Weird aversion.

On the other hand, if I slice pepper rings for my salad for the aesthetics, I will daintily pick those up with m thumb and forefinger (pinky out, please) even if I have a guest. It is much less awkward than trying to maneuver it with a fork.

If cucumber slices are not greasy with dressing it is permitted to pick those out and dredge them through the dressing.

Just weird. I should schedule a shrink session.

 

[unregistered]

 

[DesEsseintes]

Yeah, I don't want to blow my "eff calories! gimme carbs and gluten and another mug of gravy, extra lard and salt!" baddass cred.

"I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy."

Cecily, The Importance of Being Earnest. Words that might apply to many here, one suspects.

 

[dolf]

I eat salad with my hands when I'm alone.

doesn't everyone

 

[RobDownSouth]

I eat salad with my hands when I'm alone.

"Fantasy Laurel" updated. I might want to back this particular update out later..

 

[MonaLittle]

I eat salad with my hands when I'm alone.

Is salad code for Manu?

 

[Wife of Bath]

I want to go on a castle tour of Scotland. LTR, Mona, WoB., etc., let's go!

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


!!!!