The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[Mr Noone]

What are you waiting for ?
Book that flight

I know. $619 r/t from JFK. Can't beat it.

I am going in Feb to do some leprechaun hunting.

I'll be there for Paddy's Day. Get thumper to meet me at Davy Bryne's in Duke Street and I'll stand him to a pint or two.

 

[rimmy]

I don't have many bad days but today is definitely one of them.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I'm thinking of going to Ireland in March. Aer Lingus have some brilliant fares. But I have to decided soon.

Who wants to come along?

What sort of fares? Much lower than usual?

 

[neci]

time to go tuck in. the chatter will be back tomorrow. unfinished squares and land. that's my story. nothing fancy. suffrage is a coat i can take off anytime for a cup of tea. no one will miss me when i'm gone.

 

[Mr Noone]

I know. $619 r/t from JFK. Can't beat it.

What sort of fares? Much lower than usual?

See above.

 

[Lorilei]

I want to go on a castle tour of Scotland. LTR, Mona, WoB., etc., let's go!

 

[Farrah]

That's beautiful, Lukatehisowndyk...

...admitting you have nothing but bullshit on the matter, and still intentionally lying about another person because you just can't go against your nature.

Since you admit you can't back up your own shit, can you at least take a good buddy stab and try and help your boys Booby and verityboy back up their bullshit on the matter?

Wings is claiming the 5th (which means she ain't got shit either, and she doesn't want to say a word of what she knows about Booby and Grace)...

...and I see Farrah has been summoned out of thin air, but she ain't backing anybody's bullshit up, either.

Crazy, ain't it, dyk.

What am I supposed to be commenting on? I know absolutely nothing about your relationship, or lack thereof, with Grace.

To be clear, I disliked Grace because she was lying to a friend of mine who cared for her a great deal. Her lies were dangerous ones, and she burned him badly in the end.

At the time, you doubted that I knew jack about the situation, and now you're calling me out to comment? Even then, I was unsure about how you fit into the equation, why you were so sure that Grace meant no harm, or why you were so incredibly pissed with me for believing otherwise. Now, after all this time, I'm doubly confused.

 

[Farrah]

I need easy appetizer ideas for a Christmas Eve party. We have to travel a little over an hour with the goods, already prepared. Suggestions, anyone?

 

[Wings]

I almost needed someone to hold my earrings.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I need easy appetizer ideas for a Christmas Eve party. We have to travel a little over an hour with the goods, already prepared. Suggestions, anyone?

Grinch Fruit Ka-bobs

a mini-marshmallow, strawberry with the top cut off, a banana round, a grape and a tooth pick.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HOUh2ERygsw/UrhN8uohtaI/AAAAAAAAOTI/IWGbk5GgaCw/s1600/grinchkabobs.jpg

 

[Noor]

I need easy appetizer ideas for a Christmas Eve party. We have to travel a little over an hour with the goods, already prepared. Suggestions, anyone?

Salmon mouse with cucumber rings in an ice chest. Can link recipe.

 

[Lorilei]

I need easy appetizer ideas for a Christmas Eve party. We have to travel a little over an hour with the goods, already prepared. Suggestions, anyone?

Sausage balls.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

She said "easy"

 

[Lorilei]

She said "easy"

I know.

 

[Farrah]

Grinch Fruit Ka-bobs

a mini-marshmallow, strawberry with the top cut off, a banana round, a grape and a tooth pick.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HOUh2ERygsw/UrhN8uohtaI/AAAAAAAAOTI/IWGbk5GgaCw/s1600/grinchkabobs.jpg

Who knew fruit could be so cute? I could do these for the kiddos, but I need something a little more hearty for the adults.

Salmon mouse with cucumber rings in an ice chest. Can link recipe.

Sausage balls.

Ladies, these are awesome ideas, and the other guests may enjoy them, but I'm neither a salmon fan, nor a sausage fan. Unless the salmon is really well done and the sausage is covered in gravy.

What about a cheese ball? Are cheese balls lame?

 

[Garnate]

What about a cheese ball? Are cheese balls lame?

This all depends. How much alcohol can you fit into a cheese ball?

 

[Not Normal]

Sausage balls.

Neci approved.

 

[Wings]

I need easy appetizer ideas for a Christmas Eve party. We have to travel a little over an hour with the goods, already prepared. Suggestions, anyone?

Fruit pizza is always a winner. I make a hot cheese and corn dip that's super easy. Umm. I made marinated cheese cubes and French bread toasts that went fast.

 

[Lorilei]

Who knew fruit could be so cute? I could do these for the kiddos, but I need something a little more hearty for the adults.





Ladies, these are awesome ideas, and the other guests may enjoy them, but I'm neither a salmon fan, nor a sausage fan. Unless the salmon is really well done and the sausage is covered in gravy.

What about a cheese ball? Are cheese balls lame?

Hmmm, ok. Some sort of roasted nut dish, maybe?

 

[Farrah]

This all depends. How much alcohol can you fit into a cheese ball?

Hmmmm. Is 'cheese ball' code for "down my throat", in this instance?

Fruit pizza is always a winner. I make a hot cheese and corn dip that's super easy. Umm. I made marinated cheese cubes and French bread toasts that went fast.

Hmmm, ok. Some sort of roasted nut dish, maybe?

Oh boy, now we're talkin'. I am all over some hot cheese and corn dip. Do you have an online recipe you could share, Wings?

And Lori, I absolutely love roasted nuts, especially chestnuts. But please excuse my ignorance...what kind of dishes feature roasted nuts?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Who knew fruit could be so cute? I could do these for the kiddos, but I need something a little more hearty for the adults.

Crockpot chili w/ a mix of Fritos and Tostitos "scoops" as the delivery method.

Crowd pleaser, easy, stays hot on the ride over.

 

[Farrah]

Crockpot chili w/ a mix of Fritos and Tostitos "scoops" as the delivery method.

Crowd pleaser, easy, stays hot on the ride over.

Afriend from back home is supposed to be bringing us some venison. I haven't had venison chili in years, and I could introduce clutch's NJ family to deer meat. Subtly.


I have a feeling I'm going to be making a lot more for the party than I originally thought. I don't know whether to thank all y'all or order you here to help.

 

[Garnate]

Hmmmm. Is 'cheese ball' code for "down my throat", in this instance?

Actually I was just hoping you could come up with a cheese ball recipe that was mostly alcohol. For science and shit.

 

[bluebell]

Jeezusfuckity, that thread reads like a transcript of Whitney and Bobby's marriage.

 

[bluebell]

"Bobbb-ayyyyyyyy!"