Making Love To Chuck Norris

[Gypsy_Kitten]

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

 

[prdigy666]

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

I heard Chuck Norris once shot down a B-52 by pointing at it and saying "BANG"

 

[PayDay]

Lightning never strikes the same place twice because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Chuck Norris joined Fight Club and Fight Club immediately disbanded.

 

[Gypsy_Kitten]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[PayDay]

Nooooop. I stopped drinking 3 hours ago and now I haz a headache. Cry for me, Argentina.

OR ELSE.

Chuck Norris punched the whole country of Argentina so that it would cry for Garnate.

 

[prdigy666]

Chuck Norris is why the Mona Lisa is smiling...

 

[thør]

Chuck Norris likes everyone on the earth, cause everyone he didn't like... Is dead...

 

[Gypsy_Kitten]

Chuck Norris looks cool with his pants on the ground.

 

[phrodeau]

I doubt that a woman would want to be on the end of his pecker when he orgasms. Could be hazardous.

 

[PayDay]

Chuck Norris does not style his hair, it stays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

 

[thør]

Chuck Norris' email address is chucknorris

 

[thør]

I doubt that a woman would want to be on the end of his pecker when he orgasms. Could be hazardous.

Worse than Superman.

 

[prdigy666]

Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who Has More Balls Contest." Chuck Norris won by 4

 

[Gypsy_Kitten]

there will never be a Mythbusters episode about Chuck Norris because everything ever said about Chuck Norris has already been confirmed.

 

[thør]

When Chuck Norris takes a bath he does not get clean, the water gets dirty.

 

[Gypsy_Kitten]

this one is for Queen G

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.

 

[thør]

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.

No Shit.....

 

[Gypsy_Kitten]

Worse than Superman.

most people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[NYC_Man]

Bruce Lee

 

[thør]

Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.

 

[Kitty]

Chuck Norris is so cool that I have no idea who he is.

 

[Kitty]

Bruce Lee

lol

 

[NYC_Man]

Chuck Norris is so cool that I have no idea who he is.

he is a white guy

 

[Killswitch]

Chuck Norris is so cool that I have no idea who he is.

Chuck Norris knows who Chick Norris is and thats all that matters