Do not enter with Vodaka

[L0tus]

lately, it's been an odd task trying to get myself to sleep. I've been advised to take some vodka but I'm infamous for not being able to take my alcohol and getting others delirious from water. I played extreme water sports of sorts.

Keep me company and I'll do the same. *sips the warm non-vodka beverage*

Although they do say that you are the company you keep. So are you sure you're silly and devious with a hint of Dennis the menace? Perhaps you aren't that, it's dandy. i can adjust to a variety of tunes even though I'm an awful dancer, I love improvisation. I go with the flow and perhaps even against it to raise daring eyebrows.

*pats down the seat next to me*

I have another cup ready to go for you. Just remember, rule number 1, no Vodaka is allowed. Well...I might juuuuust might break the rule for sex on the beach. Yum!

 

[ohsalamanca]

I read this twice and still don't have a clue. Will there be a subtitled version someday?

 

[L0tus]

I read this twice and still don't have a clue. Will there be a subtitled version someday?

Oh, that's right. I need subtitles for those who are completely sober. Perhaps a round two is in order.

 

[ohsalamanca]

Why stop there? Barkeep, rounds 3-5 too please.

 

[L0tus]

Promise to hold my hair back if things don't go to smoothly?

 

[ohsalamanca]

Can I grab a handful and tug on it a little too?

 

[L0tus]

Is my response.

I love my hair and just maaaaaybe if you give me a voice recording of Shakespeare, I will oblige to your hair gripping techniques when it comes to assisting me.

 

[ohsalamanca]

Out, damn'd spot! But didn't the responsibility of soliloquizing fall on someone else's shoulders or is my memory fuzzy?

 

[L0tus]

It would be yours! After all, there is a third and forth round awaiting me.

 

[ohsalamanca]

Out, damn'd laryngitis!

 

[basic_desires]

Have you crashed and burned? Rolled into a ball on the floor close to the toilet bowl? Or are you still contemplating the meaning of life...

 

[MavXXX]

Or are you still contemplating the meaning of life...

Contemplating the meaning of life? No one said anything about marijuana being served at this party!

 

[basic_desires]

Contemplating the meaning of life? No one said anything about marijuana being served at this party!

Contemplation can be achieved by many means

 

[AKS]

Not even remotely sure what I just read...

 

[basic_desires]

Not even remotely sure what I just read...

Quote it and we'll try to interpret it for you...

 

[Anita__O_Gasm]

Promise to hold my hair back if things don't go to smoothly?

Just holding your hair seems kind of half-assed. I'd say anything less than a full bath is simply uncivilized and unacceptable.

 

[L0tus]

Out, damn'd laryngitis!

Does this mean someone's actually contemplating it?

Quote it and we'll try to interpret it for you...

You must spin around on one foot until you find yourself dizzy then you'll find yourself in the appropriate state of mind to interpret.

Just holding your hair seems kind of half-assed. I'd say anything less than a full bath is simply uncivilized and unacceptable.

I couldn't agree more Anita but I asked for my hair to be held back and he wants a handful. Now if I asked for a bath he'd be a handful.