I slept with John Rolfe

[parodyluvr75]

And he asked me to marry him.

 

[parodyluvr75]

He's a heavy smoker from Virginia.

 

[bronzeage]

He's a heavy smoker from Virginia.

He spoke highly of you.
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100320214031/muppet/images/7/79/Rowlf2.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

He spoke highly of you.
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100320214031/muppet/images/7/79/Rowlf2.jpg

His wives don't have a long life expectancy, so I'm a little nervous.

 

[PoppingTom]

His wives don't have a long life expectancy, so I'm a little nervous.

Did he have any other advantages, like being dumb enough to listen to you, not snoring, able to eat vegetarian without puking....?

 

[bronzeage]

His wives don't have a long life expectancy, so I'm a little nervous.

You maybe thinking of Jerry Lee Lewis, who also spoke highly of you.
http://cp91279.biography.com/Jerry-Lee-Lewis_Goodness-Gracious_HD_768x432-16x9.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Did he have any other advantages, like being dumb enough to listen to you, not snoring, able to eat vegetarian without puking....?

I'm not a vegatarian, I shouldn't have saved John Smith.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You maybe thinking of Jerry Lee Lewis, who also spoke highly of you.
http://cp91279.biography.com/Jerry-Lee-Lewis_Goodness-Gracious_HD_768x432-16x9.jpg

He's totally nuts, he probably would like me.

 

[PoppingTom]

I'm not a vegatarian

Not yet.

But these things are important. You may divorce by that.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Not yet.

But these things are important. You may divorce by that.

You must be British.

 

[PoppingTom]

You must be British.

Eating fish is not vegetarian.

 

[Kitty]

Eating fish is not vegetarian.

Pescatarian. *makes fish face*

 

[parodyluvr75]

Eating fish is not vegetarian.

It is to an American.

 

[PoppingTom]

It is to an American.

Seriously, you should test his vegetariability with shrooms before you marry the wrong guy (which, in the end, you'll do anyway, just to peeve me....)

 

[parodyluvr75]

Seriously, you should test his vegetariability with shrooms before you marry the wrong guy (which, in the end, you'll do anyway, just to peeve me....)

He loves mushrooms, as do I. I fear I'm doomed.

 

[bronzeage]

It is to an American.

Ever since Finding Nemo made fish cute, they're off the list, too.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Ever since Finding Nemo made fish cute, they're off the list, too.

That's just not right, fish are for frying.

 

[scrymettet]

That's just not right, fish are for frying.

chips and dark beer

 

[parodyluvr75]

chips and dark beer

Are you trying to romance me?

 

[parodyluvr75]

*sigh*

 

[scrymettet]

Are you trying to romance me?

I said Dark beer.No fluffy Champagne or bubbly stuff like that.

Have one with crew

 

[parodyluvr75]

I said Dark beer.No fluffy Champagne or bubbly stuff like that.

Have one with crew

I drink scotch not wine, silly man.

 

[scrymettet]

I drink scotch not wine, silly man.

you said romance, Silly girl.

the good ole days of club her on the head and drag her to your cave is sadly ended.

Scotch or any dark booze ?

 

[parodyluvr75]

you said romance, Silly girl.

the good ole days of club her on the head and drag her to your cave is sadly ended.

Scotch or any dark booze ?

When I was young and we invented the wheel, women clubbed the men. Facist women haters rewrote history.

Scotch of course, I'm cultivated and junk.

 

[scrymettet]

When I was young and we invented the wheel, women clubbed the men. Facist women haters rewrote history.

Scotch of course, I'm cultivated and junk.

women + wheel = clubbed men
Ain't change much.


no rum ? no Bourbon ? No whisky ?