The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[lovetoread]

for the love of all that is holy, please stop quoting the whole freaking wall of txt

 

[unregistered]

 

[RobDownSouth]

Larry is a great name for your dog!!

Ummmm Sweetie? "Larry" is JohnnySavage's "real" name. He likes to refer to himself in the third person on Sunday mornings.



(Don't feel bad, lots of folks get confused.)

 

[cjh]

Ummmm Sweetie? "Larry" is JohnnySavage's "real" name. He likes to refer to himself in the third person on Sunday mornings.



(Don't feel bad, lots of folks get confused.)

There's a lot to be said for going out to pee.

I live in the boonies. I do it all the time.

My mansion is probably nothing like the Larry mansion though.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's too cold for Johnny to pee outside. What with the shrinkage and all, he'd have to squat.

 

[RobDownSouth]

It's too cold for Johnny to pee outside. What with the shrinkage and all, he'd have to squat.

Oh so THAT'S what you meant when you said you'd acquired SavageManor via "Squatter's Rights"?!?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Got an invitation in the mail to "come see Santa's grotto".

That sounded a bit nasty.

 

[pointless]

and that's why it sucks to have only one good seed. oh well, laters.

i hope.

 

[Saint Peter]

You fuckers are so weird.

 

[bluebell]

I know.

It's the neon orange dye from the Cheetos.
All the Cheetos.
No celery.

 

[pointless]

stupid scissors. stop hiding from me!

 

[yossi]

stupid scissors. stop hiding from me!

They're on the run! Safety first.

 

[pete]

stupid scissors. stop hiding from me!

laurel, this needs to be moved to the "should you really put that in there?" thread

 

[Lorilei]

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10351802_10205802701616054_4892972274690173813_n.jpg?oh=278cd835e86239d0d15b64c0728a8d33&oe=550B17A0

 

[Aquagal]

Sexy times for the Potatoes

 

[yossi]

http://imgur.com/wzxq1l2.gif

I'm impressed.

 

[Aquagal]

http://imgur.com/wzxq1l2.gif

I'm impressed.

Very! I know how hard doing those with two hands is, let alone one.

 

[Jennifer]

Larry is a great name for your dog!!

I literally with I was the peppermint in your mouth. Literally.

 

[Mr Noone]

I hope you die and your death will come soon,
I'll follow your casket in the pale afternoon and
I'll watch while you're lowered to your death bed and
I'll stand over your grave 'til I'm sure that you're dead.
—Bob Dylan, "Masters of War"

 

[Lorilei]

I hope you die and your death will come soon,
I'll follow your casket in the pale afternoon and
I'll watch while you're lowered to your death bed and
I'll stand over your grave 'til I'm sure that you're dead.
—Bob Dylan, "Masters of War"

Rude.

 

[pointless]

I literally with I was the peppermint in your mouth. Literally.

got a canker sore?

 

[thør]

http://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/12/07/world/sub-sniper/sub-sniper-articleLarge.jpg

Phil, the London fox sniper.

 

[Laurel]

I've been laughing for over a minute now.

https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/538766679023841280

 

[Sean]

Phil, the London fox sniper.

Why is he cammed up in someone's living room?

 

[thør]

Why is he cammed up in someone's living room?

So the neighbors don't see him shooting foxes.