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Same thing only bigger and more mechanical think working Babbage machine. Module with a bunch of subsytems and routines
? Instead of a screw driver you need wenches and power tools ...The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts
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Same thing only bigger and more mechanical think working Babbage machine. Module with a bunch of subsytems and routines
? Instead of a screw driver you need wenches and power tools ...
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reading your tedious politics is the only thing keeping me from falling hopelessly in love.
I come here to read the articles.
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Get the red one. 2 inch lift. Some Dick Cepek rubber. Air lockers. Woofer for the tunes. KC lights. "Its a Jeep thing" spare tire cover.
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Yesterday morning my printer wouldn't print. I fiddle-fucked around with the wireless settings for a couple of hours. No joy. I call Canon and spend an hour checking all the settings. The tech says to turn off the Norton firewall. It printed!!! yey!!!
Then he says, "you really need a firewall. Call Norton and tell them the problem." Another hour or so on the phone with Norton and the firewall is restored and the printer prints.
I turn the cock-gobbling computer on this morning and try to print some stuff for a meeting today, and nothing. Canon points at Norton and Norton points at Canon. They are all dick-faces.
I'm not a religious man, but I firmly believe that god put computers on Earth just to fuck with me.
I just want to print a damn letter! Why do you need a doctorate in computer physics just to do that?
Then he says, "you really need a firewall. Call Norton and tell them the problem." Another hour or so on the phone with Norton and the firewall is restored and the printer prints.
I turn the cock-gobbling computer on this morning and try to print some stuff for a meeting today, and nothing. Canon points at Norton and Norton points at Canon. They are all dick-faces.
I'm not a religious man, but I firmly believe that god put computers on Earth just to fuck with me.
I just want to print a damn letter! Why do you need a doctorate in computer physics just to do that?
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The decoration behind the President looks like a titty.
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If I do can I play with your lights?
Noor
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Changed browsers, considering new computer, sometimes I want everything to change when really I want everything the same as it was months ago in May or something.
Too little sleep, too many tears, not enough working, lock everything away, or see it daily, feel like I am spinning around in this grief, almost looking for you even though I know you are gone. I don't want to go to sleep, I don't want to wake up, I don't want to leave the house, I don't want to come home, I want to hear everything and nothing, I want you in a place where I can go when I need to, come and go. forever seems like a very long time...
I feel bad that I may be holding you here, not releasing your spirit, as you said we are a pair, tied you and I, death doesn't seem to stop that. I hear your voice sometimes when I wake up in the night like when you would whisper important secret things you wanted me to hear as I was falling asleep or just waking up.
It's different now, I am always aware you are gone, I don't forget, don't take the picture, don't call for you, don't sleep dial, don't work on our plans. It hurts but it's different, not sure any better, I can fake it better. I want to go home but there seems to be no home to go to.
I still want to tell you about stuff and see what you think but now I rarely forget even for a moment that I can't.
Sometimes I am glad you are gone first and that it was an easy death for you. That you never will experience your mom's, dad's, K's or my death. I just wish it hadn't been so soon when things were settling and we were in the midst of making plans.
It's funny, you're dead and beyond it all and I still want to protect you.
I need to do stuff, survival stuff, just push through, fake it and get it done, it seems impossible at times.
Too little sleep, too many tears, not enough working, lock everything away, or see it daily, feel like I am spinning around in this grief, almost looking for you even though I know you are gone. I don't want to go to sleep, I don't want to wake up, I don't want to leave the house, I don't want to come home, I want to hear everything and nothing, I want you in a place where I can go when I need to, come and go. forever seems like a very long time...
I feel bad that I may be holding you here, not releasing your spirit, as you said we are a pair, tied you and I, death doesn't seem to stop that. I hear your voice sometimes when I wake up in the night like when you would whisper important secret things you wanted me to hear as I was falling asleep or just waking up.
It's different now, I am always aware you are gone, I don't forget, don't take the picture, don't call for you, don't sleep dial, don't work on our plans. It hurts but it's different, not sure any better, I can fake it better. I want to go home but there seems to be no home to go to.
I still want to tell you about stuff and see what you think but now I rarely forget even for a moment that I can't.
Sometimes I am glad you are gone first and that it was an easy death for you. That you never will experience your mom's, dad's, K's or my death. I just wish it hadn't been so soon when things were settling and we were in the midst of making plans.
It's funny, you're dead and beyond it all and I still want to protect you.
I need to do stuff, survival stuff, just push through, fake it and get it done, it seems impossible at times.
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Scrapple mixed in to the scrambled eggs with a dash of hot sauce. It doesn't get any better than that.
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You still watching The Fall? Last night was gripping.
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NetFlix only has the first season... 5 episodes I think.
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How much toiletpaper (white and fluffy) can a cat eat and still survive?
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Complain, complain. Whine whine whine. Rant. Complain.
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I do that. I have the Aliens boxset, yet every time I stumble across Alien or Aliens on telly I end up glued to it like stunned cunt. Even hurrying back to the set during the ad break.
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