The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[gardenia19]

I should be not lazy and send out Christmas cards this year.

Fun. I'm hoping to send some out this year. I need my kid to cooperate for pictures. I almost wish it'd snow this weekend.

 

[Aquagal]

I'm thinking some Holy Spirits are bigger than that.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm thinking some a Holy Spirits are bigger than that.

Brilliant! But what about when not in doubt? Is that when I pull out my Exodus and let my people go to part her Red Sea?

 

[rimmy]

I'm thinking some a Holy Spirits are bigger than that.

I like how it says Insert Holy Spirit Here right at crotch level

 

[NHKitty]

I called my Pilates instructor a "dirty bitch" tonight...my next class may be painful.

 

[Noor]

somebody stole my rosemary bush.

the game is afoot!

but seriously, that's fucking lame. mostly because it was my moms rosemary bush that I was responsible for tending.

that used to happen to me and my globe basil, they would dig it right out of the garden and all that would be left was two holes!

 

[Aquagal]

I like how it says Insert Holy spirit here right at crotch level

Right, and what if your cock is bigger than the Holy Spirit area?

 

[rimmy]

Right, and what if your cock is bigger than the Holy Spirit area?

Proportionally speaking, the holy spirit is hung like a whale.

 

[Wife of Bath]

that used to happen to me and my globe basil, they would dig it right out of the garden and all that would be left was two holes!

they took the whole plant with the ceramic pot. Left the mint and the oregano (each in their own pots). When I say a bush, I mean the thing had to be at least thirty pounds.

assholes!

I hope they at least take care of it.

 

[Noor]

they took the whole plant with the ceramic pot. Left the mint and the oregano (each in their own pots). When I say a bush, I mean the thing had to be at least thirty pounds.

assholes!

I hope they at least take care of it.

exactly, the jerks! Mine were only about 2.5 feet in diameter but still!

 

[Wife of Bath]

exactly, the jerks! Mine were only about 2.5 feet in diameter but still!

theft is…whack? doesn't have the same ring to it but you get the idea.

Not to mention that I used rosemary off of that plant on at least a biweekly basis. Bastards.

 

[thør]

I called my Pilates instructor a "dirty bitch" tonight...my next class may be painful.

You're getting a spanking.

 

[Noor]

ok, that is it, I am going to go make a bra!

 

[NHKitty]

You're getting a spanking.

Well, there's nothing new about that!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I'm a princess! *twirls*

Is this your princess dance?

http://s25.postimg.org/jljtdgszx/Princess_Dance01.gif

 

[lovetoread]

they took the whole plant with the ceramic pot. Left the mint and the oregano (each in their own pots). When I say a bush, I mean the thing had to be at least thirty pounds.

assholes!

I hope they at least take care of it.

Maybe they thought it was weed?

 

[Wife of Bath]

Maybe they thought it was weed?

then I hope they smoke it and feel…mentholated? I have no idea what would happen if you smoked rosemary.

 

[Aquagal]

I grew catnip one year, dried it out and stashed it away in the cupboard. The roommate found it one day, I came home and he's coughing so bad telling me that was the worst tasting weed he's ever had. I got quite a snicker out of that.

 

[yossi]

Two shots of patron and a bowl. It's a good night.

 

[yossi]

I keep hitting something on my phone which changes the board style. I wish I knew what it was 'cause I'm starting to annoy myself.

 

[Noor]

then I hope they smoke it and feel…mentholated? I have no idea what would happen if you smoked rosemary.

not sure how safe it would be, you can't eat too much of it...

 

[Wife of Bath]

not sure how safe it would be, you can't eat too much of it...

I think I'm going to make a missing poster for it.

 

[Noor]

I think I'm going to make a missing poster for it.

Say the other herbs are crying all night because they are missing it?

 

[Wife of Bath]

Say the other herbs are crying all night because they are missing it?

Ha! That's a good idea.

I was going to say that it was my mom's, and it means a lot to me, so if whoever took it will just put it back, that would be great. I'll even buy them a new bush. Presto change-o.

 

[thør]

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