all about alliteration :)

[rockinjay]

Greetings fellow earthlings

How are you all doing? This is my first post on this site and I'm not really sure what I'm doing. I've been craving some good female company for conversation, witty banter and word play.

I've been in the relationship boat for a bit, but have encountered tough times and am now off he radar. I'm not seeking a bridge over troubled waters, nor am I clamoring for comfort. I miss being able to connect with someone, making her laugh, making her smile devilishly, bring able to be the good company that I am when I'm in my element and I'm hoping that this site can help me.

Then there will be two less lonely people in the world and one more person whose mind has been stimulated, one more person entertained and more fun time all around.

Ladies, if speaking to an erudite 29 year old who can engage you in conversation and witty banter is something you're looking for, please hit me up?

 

[rockinjay]

Bumping this up. I think I can be decent company

 

[ramyanetgrrl]

Oh my! You have such a big vocabulary!

 

[troubledone]

Oh my! You have such a big vocabulary!

Would you rather appreciate other things being big

 

[rockinjay]

Oh my! You have such a big vocabulary!

Wow. So troll.

 

[rockinjay]

Bumping to the top cause I've seen other posts being self-promoted like so, despite the fact that it reeks of desperation. My only excuse is that I'm new here

 

[DaddysTastyTreat]

I don't know why, but I really wanted you to be a girl. (No offense, whatsoever)

I have been looking for other women to befriend, especially here on this site. Nothing sexual is necessary (though, of course, if things went that way, I would not mind at all, I'm sure)

My female friends IRL (few and far between) don't share my views on sexuality (though maybe they do, and, like me, don't openly speak about it)

Anyway, I wish you luck on your search for female companionship, platonic or otherwise.

=)

 

[rockinjay]

My strong preference is not to have things be platonic, but I'd love to have a good conversation and see where things go

 

[rockinjay]

Bumping this up cause of thanks'giving' and cause I like big words and I cannot lie

 

[rockinjay]

Post thanksgiving bump. Anyone interested in a punny conversation?

 

[anonymity90]

I find it disappointing that the only alliteration appears in your title.

Now, had you written the whole prose with alliteration, you might get more interest. Just a suggestion.

 

[rockinjay]

I find it disappointing that the only alliteration appears in your title.

Now, had you written the whole prose with alliteration, you might get more interest. Just a suggestion.

Ah. Absolutely apt ask. But bystanders bored?

 

[Emmcee20]

Careful creative craftsmanship delivers Desperate Dan enormous exuberant empathy from furtive females. Getting good girls who have hearts is incredibly impressive. Just jovially jousting can keep keen ladies looking longingly, making mere males need new nuances of overly organised prose purposely posing quaint quick quips, running rampant. Replies soon seem sufficient to try talking ... without alliteration.

 

[rockinjay]

Notwithstanding the above piece that sounds fun when you rap it out, is there someone that seeks company?

 

[rockinjay]

Good times guaranteed this Sunday. Hit me up with a PM, ladies?

 

[ramyanetgrrl]

Wow. So troll.

Or merely humour.

 

[rockinjay]

Or merely humour.

Took you ten days for this comeback?

 

[ramyanetgrrl]

Took you ten days for this comeback?

oh, alliterate me, baby!

 

[NiceNastyMann]

Oh to sit by the sea and sling sultry sonnets.

Instead I'm coding; not copping a plea - completing an assignment...

Mayhap a meager measure of mirthful meanderings to mull over will follow?

 

[ramyanetgrrl]

Oh to sit by the sea and sling sultry sonnets.

Instead I'm coding; not copping a plea - completing an assignment...

Mayhap a meager measure of mirthful meanderings to mull over will follow?

So do you want to sit by the sea with the OP or the troll?

 

[NiceNastyMann]

So do you want to sit by the sea with the OP or the troll?

The proper way to create sonnets is by oneself - pining away - in sorrow and pain...

Otherwise one is too busy to think up all that tortured prose!

Unless the OP is into fishing likely not - hmm, trolls now. That may be a new niche here in Lit.

Got all the other - tastes - pretty much covered.

Picturing it now - a troll in lingerie - hmm. No, that didn't work out so well...

 

[DaddysTastyTreat]

Careful creative craftsmanship delivers Desperate Dan enormous exuberant empathy from furtive females. Getting good girls who have hearts is incredibly impressive. Just jovially jousting can keep keen ladies looking longingly, making mere males need new nuances of overly organised prose purposely posing quaint quick quips, running rampant. Replies soon seem sufficient to try talking ... without alliteration.

Holy shit.

 

[irishblade]

Holy shit.

Well done emm. Decided to comment so that the OP doesn't have to desperately keep bumping his thread.

 

[ramyanetgrrl]

Holy shit.

surely you meant "divine dung!"

 

[Peppadance]

surely you meant "divine dung!"

Both brief bursts of bovine humor were wonderfully witty!