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Garnate

Garnate

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So I met a guy here for lunch and drinks today. I'm not ashamed to admit that I felt pretty good after 2 long islands.

He's normally a pretty private guy so I'm sure he'll love me telling the board all about our excursion to a fancy restaurant today. I had the Chilean sea bass and it was fucking incredible. He stuck to the burger but I made him try everything on my plate. He had a delicious New Zealand Riesling, though. I'll be dreaming about that and the wild mushrooms.

ANYWAY, it was great to finally meet Pete(minus numbers) and the conversation was awesome from start to finish. I highly recommend him. I had been ranting about someone or something and when I finished he just looked at me and said "You're so pretty". He's lucky that shit works on me.

Also, I hadn't made a thread in awhile so I thought I should do one. Seeing as how my hair and makeup is done, I'll be hitting up the bar after dinner tonight so expect.......something. I dunno, probably nudity. Again, thanks to Pete for an awesome time and I'll see you next Wednesday. Can we just meet up at Chili's? I bet the parking is better.
 
Garnate said:
So I met a guy here for lunch and drinks today. I'm not ashamed to admit that I felt pretty good after 2 long islands.

He's normally a pretty private guy so I'm sure he'll love me telling the board all about our excursion to a fancy restaurant today. I had the Chilean sea bass and it was fucking incredible. He stuck to the burger but I made him try everything on my plate. He had a delicious New Zealand Riesling, though. I'll be dreaming about that and the wild mushrooms.

ANYWAY, it was great to finally meet Pete(minus numbers) and the conversation was awesome from start to finish. I highly recommend him. I had been ranting about someone or something and when I finished he just looked at me and said "You're so pretty". He's lucky that shit works on me.

Also, I hadn't made a thread in awhile so I thought I should do one. Seeing as how my hair and makeup is done, I'll be hitting up the bar after dinner tonight so expect.......something. I dunno, probably nudity. Again, thanks to Pete for an awesome time and I'll see you next Wednesday. Can we just meet up at Chili's? I bet the parking is better.
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He didn't "stick with" the burger. After you ordered that expensive sea bass, the burger was all he could afford for himself.
 
I hope he stuck you with the bill. That would deserve a *high five*.
 
Garnate said:
If you were 40 minutes away I would've fucking tied you up and raped you LONG ago, tart.


I paid for lunch, thanks.
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Damn, I had all kind of "Garnate is a gold digger" threads lined up. Now I have to reconfigure to "Pete is a moocher" mode.

Give a guy some warning next time.
 
Queersetti said:
Damn, I had all kind of "Garnate is a gold digger" threads lined up. Now I have to reconfigure to "Pete is a moocher" mode.

Give a guy some warning next time.
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Be nice! Or I'll hunt you down and kick your ass in front of children and then they'll be scarred for life and forever afraid of short blondes and no one needs that on their conscience.
 
Garnate said:
So I met a guy here for lunch and drinks today. I'm not ashamed to admit that I felt pretty good after 2 long islands.

He's normally a pretty private guy so I'm sure he'll love me telling the board all about our excursion to a fancy restaurant today. I had the Chilean sea bass and it was fucking incredible. He stuck to the burger but I made him try everything on my plate. He had a delicious New Zealand Riesling, though. I'll be dreaming about that and the wild mushrooms.

ANYWAY, it was great to finally meet Pete(minus numbers) and the conversation was awesome from start to finish. I highly recommend him. I had been ranting about someone or something and when I finished he just looked at me and said "You're so pretty". He's lucky that shit works on me.

Also, I hadn't made a thread in awhile so I thought I should do one. Seeing as how my hair and makeup is done, I'll be hitting up the bar after dinner tonight so expect.......something. I dunno, probably nudity. Again, thanks to Pete for an awesome time and I'll see you next Wednesday. Can we just meet up at Chili's? I bet the parking is better.
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Chilean sea bass for lunch? The drinking I expected....:eek:


I knew you wuz a princess..

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/pretty-princess.jpg
 
Garnate said:
Be nice! Or I'll hunt you down and kick your ass in front of children and then they'll be scarred for life and forever afraid of short blondes and no one needs that on their conscience.
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I'm already afraid of blondes.
 
Hey Garnate, didn't you used to live in or near Toronto or am I thinking of someone else?

Or does the VA stand for vagina in which case never mind this post.
 
rimmy said:
Hey Garnate, didn't you used to live in or near Toronto or am I thinking of someone else?

Or does the VA stand for vagina in which case never mind this post.
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LOL I used to live in Ohio, which I guess isn't TOO far away from Toronto. You're probably thinking of someone else.
 
Garnate said:
LOL I used to live in Ohio, which I guess isn't TOO far away from Toronto. You're probably thinking of someone else.
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That's what happens when you're away from the GB for too long.

I missed BnB being outed and I just found out today that Byron passed.

God only knows what else happened in my absence.


You're really pretty.
 
Garnate said:
Be nice! Or I'll hunt you down and kick your ass in front of children and then they'll be scarred for life and forever afraid of short blondes and no one needs that on their conscience.
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I guess you and Pete didn't fuck.
 
rimmy said:
That's what happens when you're away from the GB for too long.

I missed BnB being outed and I just found out today that Byron passed.

God only knows what else happened in my absence.


You're really pretty.
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaa :D


Also you missed Ann being a dude and me saving up to have my very own penis installed. ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS!!! *Fist to sky*
 
rimmy said:
That's what happens when you're away from the GB for too long.

I missed BnB being outed and I just found out today that Byron passed.

God only knows what else happened in my absence.


You're really pretty.
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whats the story with BnB?
 
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