The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[midwestyankee]

Well, we could go ahead and call them Meeks, for MWY/Geeks. But you can see where that would quickly lead to confusion...!! So how about Newbie Nosher?? NN for short.
Am I helping? if not, can you tell me how I can help you better? Because I am new at this sort of thing

Analogous to Cookie Monster, there's the possibility of Newbie Monster. But that sounds much too all-inclusive, and I only get rankled by the ignorant-won't-take-advice type and/or those who can't be bothered to write in some semblance of English with, you know, paragraphs that are made from mostly correctly spelled words and without text speak. I predict a rash of these in about three weeks, when winter school vacations begin.

No please! Don't hold back!

First time I've ever heard that from a woman.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Analogous to Cookie Monster, there's the possibility of Newbie Monster. But that sounds much too all-inclusive, and I only get rankled by the ignorant-won't-take-advice type and/or those who can't be bothered to write in some semblance of English with, you know, paragraphs that are made from mostly correctly spelled words and without text speak. I predict a rash of these in about three weeks, when winter school vacations begin.



First time I've ever heard that from a woman.

And you forgot the kind that's trolling for wank fodder.

 

[midwestyankee]

And you forgot the kind that's trolling for wank fodder.

Gracie doesn't like it when we feed the trolls. I wonder if she'd be as agitated if we fed on them instead.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

At first I though you were singling me out. (￣Д￣)ﾉ

Then I started wondering if I've been really mean to new people. And now I don't know if I have been. （−＿−；）

Well of course I wasn't singling you out, Meeks... I was merely pointing out that MWY Geeks could be abbreviated as "Meeks", but that would get terribly confusing, given that we already have you!
Now if you felt guilty for some reason, I can't help you with that But you probably shouldn't... I think even when we are being snarky sometimes it just sails right over their heads anyway.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Gracie doesn't like it when we feed the trolls. I wonder if she'd be as agitated if we fed on them instead.

We could dress them up as cookies and watch Gracie feed, perhaps? Or do you want them to yourself?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Analogous to Cookie Monster, there's the possibility of Newbie Monster. But that sounds much too all-inclusive, and I only get rankled by the ignorant-won't-take-advice type and/or those who can't be bothered to write in some semblance of English with, you know, paragraphs that are made from mostly correctly spelled words and without text speak. I predict a rash of these in about three weeks, when winter school vacations begin.

You're expectations are unreasonable
You need one of those eye-popping stress dolls.
*starts a Lit Christmas list*

 

[MeekMe]

Well of course I wasn't singling you out, Meeks... I was merely pointing out that MWY Geeks could be abbreviated as "Meeks", but that would get terribly confusing, given that we already have you!
Now if you felt guilty for some reason, I can't help you with that But you probably shouldn't... I think even when we are being snarky sometimes it just sails right over their heads anyway.

>.< Yes I realized that. Unfortunately, I tend to work under the assumption that I've done something wrong (usually without being aware). It was to the point that whenever a boss asked to speak to me, I would flat out ask, "am I in trouble?" My last boss got into the habit of saying, "You're not in trouble, everything is ok, come see me at ____." -_-;; I dunno why I always assumed that a boss wanting to talk to me was bad, because the majority of my employment was filled with praise for my hard work. I think that was also a side effect of being anxious. Everything needed to be done right and by the book.

I think it comes from being introverted and anxious. @_@ I'm very anxious...

 

[midwestyankee]

You're expectations are unreasonable
You need one of those eye-popping stress dolls.
*starts a Lit Christmas list*

"Eye popping" is good. On a more detailed level, I have a strong preference for the type where DNA is standard and not an option.

 

[gypsy*seer]

MWY has his Christmas AV up!

Maybe I'll have to dig up my Christmas AV as well.

The only thing that made me smile today.

Yay!

 

[midwestyankee]

MWY has his Christmas AV up!

Maybe I'll have to dig up my Christmas AV as well.

The only thing that made me smile today.

Yay!

Happy to have brought a few cheerful pixels into the place. We'll be here all month. Don't forget to tip your server.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Happy to have brought a few cheerful pixels into the place. We'll be here all month. Don't forget to tip your server.

You are not a very good Grinch at all.


Thank you.


*wanders off to decorate*

 

[Endless_Night]

Wow......

Twice in two days......

Talk about a wakeup call......

 

[LallyH]

List of sex acts now banned in UK porn

Not much left for us then, really, is there?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

List of sex acts now banned in UK porn

Not much left then, really, is there?

Female ejaculation? WTF ??!!
That just doesn't fit in with the rest of the list in my head...
And is rather sexist and offensive, if you ask me

 

[LallyH]

Female ejaculation? WTF ??!!
That just doesn't fit in with the rest of the list in my head...
And is rather sexist and offensive, if you ask me

It's totally bizarre, isn't it?

 

[midwestyankee]

List of sex acts now banned in UK porn

Not much left for us then, really, is there?

I see from the comments section that you have the same kinds of problems with ultra-conservative morons blaming everything wrong with the world on feminism as we do here in the States.

As I see it, most of the items on the list are largely enjoyed by women - at least within the heternormative world, as Stella puts it - and are indicative of women's increasing enjoyment of sex. Thus it's not at all a surprise that video of female ejaculation would be included, for isn't it one of the most visual demonstrations of a woman's pleasure?

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

List of sex acts now banned in UK porn

Not much left for us then, really, is there?

I'm always astounded at how government regulators (and others) deem completely consensual sexual activities to be societal taboos, but films and programs that depict graphic non-consensual violence to be perfectly ok to watch ...

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Wow LallyH! It really makes no sense so I have to trust that it will not last. It's clearly no accident that non-consent orgasm denial didn't make the list.


Also, where is DGE?

 

[midwestyankee]

Wow LallyH! It really makes no sense so I have to trust that it will not last. It's clearly no accident that non-consent orgasm denial didn't make the list.


Also, where is DGE?

I think he's now illegal in England.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I think he's now illegal in England.

I have a sneaky suspicion that this might actually amuse him.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I have a sneaky suspicion that this might actually amuse him.

ALMOST everything amuses him, though.. Does it not?

 

[IrisAlthea]

I have a sneaky suspicion that this might actually amuse him.

Well, it made me squirt tea through my nose.
I wonder if that's outlawed too?

 

[midwestyankee]

Well, it made me squirt tea through my nose.
I wonder if that's outlawed too?

Only if you were having one of those outlawed nosegasms at the same time.

 

[MeekMe]

Well, it made me squirt tea through my nose.
I wonder if that's outlawed too?

Squirting of any kind from a female is not allowed. Shame on you IrisAlthea!

 

[IrisAlthea]

Squirting of any kind from a female is not allowed. Shame on you IrisAlthea!