The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[BiBunny]

You can almost always tell how much work I've got to do by looking at how often I post to Lit.

If I have a ton of stuff I should be doing, I'm posting all over the place because, yay, procrastination! If I'm slow, I hardly post anything.

Yes, this inversely proportional stuff is stupid. But contrariness is my very nature, so....

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Is it weird that I'm now like...REALLY concerned I might be depressed? I actively sought out, consumed and am enjoying Kolsch. Nothing wrong with Kolsch, but it's like...my anti-beer. It's like even my PALATE is trying to be miserable now.

 

[Endless_Night]

Is it weird that I'm now like...REALLY concerned I might be depressed? I actively sought out, consumed and am enjoying Kolsch. Nothing wrong with Kolsch, but it's like...my anti-beer. It's like even my PALATE is trying to be miserable now.

Well, if you've still got enough energy to actively try and make yourself miserable you may not be in too bad of shape.

That reads a little weird, but it makes sense in my head.

 

[Endless_Night]

I was out somewhere where 80's music was playing the other day. An old Depeche Mode song came on, Master and Servant. It's amazing how different the context of those lyrics - and the whip snapping - is now that I've discovered BDSM!

I found myself blushing. Fortunately that was easy to explain in a crowded mall. I plead overheating.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Iggy (3, 2, 1) POP!!
You know what I'm saying...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I was out somewhere where 80's music was playing the other day. An old Depeche Mode song came on, Master and Servant. It's amazing how different the context of those lyrics - and the whip snapping - is now that I've discovered BDSM!

I found myself blushing. Fortunately that was easy to explain in a crowded mall. I plead overheating.

Try Rolling Stones, Under My Thumb

 

[MeekMe]

Originally, Mister and I were going to his mother's home for a relaxing, low stress, small party for Thanksgiving with beer and a bonfire. In the past week several people have invited themselves. The pleasant day were we looking forward to is now going to be filled with stressful family weirdness and a lot more cooking than originally intended.

For anyone celebrating, Happy Thanksgiving!
ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Thank you all.

 

[BiBunny]

I don't like children, and I wish people would stop forcing them on me. I don't go around shoving my half-completed novel in people's faces and insisting they read it. And I guarantee my half a novel required a hell of a lot more work to create than your asshole child.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I love how my libido finally came raging back, but i'm still bleeding out the uterus like a stuck pig who's feasted on rat poison. Like, there's no clean about this and I do have a limit where my "ick" factor kicks in. This is way beyond it.

I mean, I can masturbate, but the lack of insertion is making me twitch. in a bad way. Less libido-oriented, I'm also REALLY REALLY tired of the smell of blood. It's not that gross to me (i AM a vet) but I'm a bit done. Hopefully when I start this next pack of b/c pills, everything will return to its normal schedule.

((background: bleeding so much because IUD was removed))

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I love how my libido finally came raging back, but i'm still bleeding out the uterus like a stuck pig who's feasted on rat poison. Like, there's no clean about this and I do have a limit where my "ick" factor kicks in. This is way beyond it.

I mean, I can masturbate, but the lack of insertion is making me twitch. in a bad way. Less libido-oriented, I'm also REALLY REALLY tired of the smell of blood. It's not that gross to me (i AM a vet) but I'm a bit done. Hopefully when I start this next pack of b/c pills, everything will return to its normal schedule.

((background: bleeding so much because IUD was removed))

That does not sound like fun.
For you, or those around you

 

[Endless_Night]

I love how my libido finally came raging back, but i'm still bleeding out the uterus like a stuck pig who's feasted on rat poison. Like, there's no clean about this and I do have a limit where my "ick" factor kicks in. This is way beyond it.

I mean, I can masturbate, but the lack of insertion is making me twitch. in a bad way. Less libido-oriented, I'm also REALLY REALLY tired of the smell of blood. It's not that gross to me (i AM a vet) but I'm a bit done. Hopefully when I start this next pack of b/c pills, everything will return to its normal schedule.

((background: bleeding so much because IUD was removed))

BBE! That sounds plain God awful. So sorry and hope things get back to normal soon.

 

[CutieMouse]

Dear god in heaven (hell... whatever),

What on earth possesses people to shop like maniacs on Black Friday? I mean, a deal is a deal, but at some point don't people realize their TIME is worth more than they are "saving"? Especially in a luxury field? Because seriously - there are places one doesn't pull the nickle and dime shit. And a store with a freaking $2,200.00 NEGLIGEE on the dress form, is one of them.

9/10ths of my day today was decent; exhausting, but decent. It's the 1/10th suburban-trash-WalMart-mentality shoppers, that did me in.

On the menu tonight:
Shiner Holiday Cheer
Mashed potatoes
Turkey gravy
Chocolate espresso cake
BED

 

[MeekMe]

^^^ I completely understand CM. Black Friday always made me question humanity...
I'm happy you survived. ^_^ Oh, and Shiner Holiday Cheer is so yummy and unexpected for a holiday themed beer.


It's 5:30am -__-; I can't sleep. Mister came to bed at 4:30am and woke me up. From there my allergies took over. Now I'm drinking coffee and working/procrastinating.

 

[seela]

I found myself on a completely random YouTube video shot by a dude from Indiana that I do not know.

Makes me wonder how many people have photos of me.

 

[Endless_Night]

I found myself on a completely random YouTube video shot by a dude from Indiana that I do not know.

Makes me wonder how many people have photos of me.

Whaaaa?

 

[seela]

Whaaaa?

That's how my face looked like too when I saw it.

A friend tipped me off. It's a tourist video, so it's not like he was stalking me or anything, but still it was still super weird to see it.

 

[Endless_Night]

That's how my face looked like too when I saw it.

A friend tipped me off. It's a tourist video, so it's not like he was stalking me or anything, but still it was still super weird to see it.

I get how that happens, one in a million chance it might be, but still.... Kinda creepy.

 

[smalltowncowboy]

Its not very often that we get a chance to "go out", went to a movie then a strip club. Got a couples lap dance, it was pretty good, stripper played with my wifes tits, wife played with the strippers tits. I thought the stripper was going to pull my wifes titties out.

 

[midwestyankee]

In a circus, the entertainer who bites the heads off small birds and poultry is called a "geek."

What name do we want to use for someone who bites the heads off ignorant newbie posters to our forum? Because I've been holding myself back from doing so for too many days and I figure if it has a name I might be better able to keep that part of myself in the cage. You know, so they'll come back to entertain us further and all. And polite.

 

[the captians wench]

I am getting desperate for a real proper working over. The kind that takes a few hours.

Hands bound, beaten until I'm one large bruise, nipples clamped, hair pulled, then a nice long round of cock worship, maybe have my ass fucked. And finally my cunt filled and pounded until I can't breath for the constant orgasms. Followed by a snuggle and a nap.

That should settle me down for a few weeks.

Though none of it is very bloody well likely to happen. *pout*

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

In a circus, the entertainer who bites the heads off small birds and poultry is called a "geek."

What name do we want to use for someone who bites the heads off ignorant newbie posters to our forum? Because I've been holding myself back from doing so for too many days and I figure if it has a name I might be better able to keep that part of myself in the cage. You know, so they'll come back to entertain us further and all. And polite.

Well, we could go ahead and call them Meeks, for MWY/Geeks. But you can see where that would quickly lead to confusion...!! So how about Newbie Nosher?? NN for short.
Am I helping? if not, can you tell me how I can help you better? Because I am new at this sort of thing

 

[IrisAlthea]

In a circus, the entertainer who bites the heads off small birds and poultry is called a "geek."

What name do we want to use for someone who bites the heads off ignorant newbie posters to our forum? Because I've been holding myself back from doing so for too many days and I figure if it has a name I might be better able to keep that part of myself in the cage. You know, so they'll come back to entertain us further and all. And polite.

No please! Don't hold back!

 

[MeekMe]

Well, we could go ahead and call them Meeks, for MWY/Geeks. But you can see where that would quickly lead to confusion...!! So how about Newbie Nosher?? NN for short.
Am I helping? if not, can you tell me how I can help you better? Because I am new at this sort of thing

At first I though you were singling me out. (￣Д￣)ﾉ

Then I started wondering if I've been really mean to new people. And now I don't know if I have been. （−＿−；）

 

[seela]

MWY has his Christmas AV up!

Maybe I'll have to dig up my Christmas AV as well.