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parodyluvr75

parodyluvr75

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Apply below.

List your best qualities.
Why you'd make a good husband for me.
Applications with penis pictures will be considered first.
 
parodyluvr75 said:
Apply below.

List your best qualities.
Why you'd make a good husband for me.
Applications with penis pictures will be considered first.
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You are on the call list for wife #4, which is the best I can do.

Penis pictures are yours for the asking, but I don't see what that has to do with anything.
 
I'm glad I made someone's good list.

You know me, it's a clever ruse to get men to post their personal parts in my thread, our secret. I'm crafty that way.

:)
 
I don't care about you. I'm always in a bad mood, never laugh. I've got nothing, learned nothing, never earned anything, don't work, not even at home, I spend a quater of the day telling you loud and clearly how bad and worthless you are, and when I'm drunk, I destroy something in your flat. I never had a good word for your friends, never take you out for a bar or cinema. I'm the reason you have to sell things that are important to you. I have no future and no past. And I help you to have none , too

Off course, you instantly fall in love with me.
 
PoppingTom said:
I don't care about you. I'm always in a bad mood, never laugh. I've got nothing, learned nothing, never earned anything, don't work, not even at home, I spend a quater of the day telling you loud and clearly how bad and worthless you are, and when I'm drunk, I destroy something in your flat. I never had a good word for your friends, never take you out for a bar or cinema. I'm the reason you have to sell things that are important to you. I have no future and no past. And I help you to have none , too

Off course, you instantly fall in love with me.
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Me falling in love with you depends on a head injury and how much damage has been done to my head.:eek:
 
parodyluvr75 said:
Of course, but I'm having trouble finding my groom.:(

And getting men to post their bits.
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Well I've divorced once and married a second time which means two women thought I was good enough to act like they like me for awhile.

I can put you down for "next" if you want.
 
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