who likes others to tell them what they would do to my husband?

[parodyluvr75]

I am new here. I love for others to tell me what they would do to my husband. Been married for a long time like to hear others fantasies about him. My favorite fantasy is to roll him in a rug, tie it with rope and beat him. Every time I have this fantasy, my heart races, my adrenaline rises and I orgasm. Do you know he tried to peddle me off to weirdos on the internet to have the sex with them? He never puts the toilet seat down and he smells like carrots?

 

[fluffPE]

I am new here. I love for others to tell me what they would do to my husband. Been married for a long time like to hear others fantasies about him. My favorite fantasy is to roll him in a rug, tie it with rope and beat him. Every time I have this fantasy, my heart races, my adrenaline rises and I orgasm. Do you know he tried to peddle me off to weirdos on the internet to have the sex with them? He never puts the toilet seat down and he smells like carrots?

Is he well hung?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is he well hung?

Yes, I use a sturdy hook to secure the ropes to.

 

[fluffPE]

Yes, I use a sturdy hook to secure the ropes to.

Nice! The neighbors just think you are cleaning the rug!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Ok, this thread proves that we need a Super Freak forum.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Nice! The neighbors just think you are cleaning the rug!

I'm a clever bird.

Duct tape and the pop of beating the rug, usually muffle and drown his cries sufficiently.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Ok, this thread proves that we need a Super Freak forum.

I thought all women in my situation have this fantasy?

 

[texman11]

Lol funny stuff

 

[parodyluvr75]

Lol funny stuff

 

[The Greek]

I'm a clever bird.

Duct tape and the pop of beating the rug, usually muffle and drown his cries sufficiently.

Nice to see you survived Thanksgiving. Your relative was delicious

 

[parodyluvr75]

Nice to see you survived Thanksgiving. Your relative was delicious

Only the quick and clever survive.

 

[The Greek]

Only the quick and clever survive.

http://i0.wp.com/lolzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/turkey-thanksgiving-turkey.jpg?resize=300%2C245

 

[butters]

and you get a great clean rug at the end of things. dis ain't no boid-bwain ^^

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://i0.wp.com/lolzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/turkey-thanksgiving-turkey.jpg?resize=300%2C245

False advertising.

and you get a great clean rug at the end of things. dis ain't no boid-bwain ^^

Hehe, dual purpose.

 

[The Greek]

False advertising.

As I was carving yesterday, I wondered if plump breasts were a family trait of yours

 

[lovecraft68]

Ok, this thread proves that we need a Super Freak forum.

Got one, its the Fetish forum. Go over there and ask if any one there has an ear hair fetish and wait for your pm box to light up.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Got one, its the Fetish forum. Go over there and ask if any one there has an ear hair fetish and wait for your pm box to light up.

Yuck.

 

[Noor]

Carrots? Is he a guinea pig or a rabbit?

 

[parodyluvr75]

He's got buck teeth and big ears.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Got one, its the Fetish forum. Go over there and ask if any one there has an ear hair fetish and wait for your pm box to light up.

you speak from experience bro?

Stew

 

[lovecraft68]

you speak from experience bro?

Stew

Nope, I'm a nostril hair guy myself.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Nope, I'm a nostril hair guy myself.

I am a fatback guy myself bro!

Stew

 

[The Greek]

He's got buck teeth and big ears.

http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1390873/seagull-eating-bird-3.jpg?w=720&h=480&l=50&t=40

 

[parodyluvr75]

Your picture isn't showing up.

 

[The Greek]

Your picture isn't showing up.

Mine?

Weird...it is showing up to me and it's a .jpg