Worst Thanksgiving ever...

[GimpyIntellect]

At home sick.

Completely isolated.

My Thanksgiving meal consists of Mountain Dew.

Dealing with explosive diarrhea.

Any girls want to cyber?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Why can't I ever meet women like this?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/43347db23b645a4e229d55de2864e939/tumblr_nfmprhaxbr1tlqwpco1_500.jpg

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Tempting...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Tempting...

Ha! Happy Thanksgiving, ann.

 

[Jennifer]

You had me until you mentioned Mountain Dew.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You had me until you mentioned Mountain Dew.

It's the only thing I've had today.

I did just find out someone will be dropping by with some leftovers, so there's that.

What are you doing around, Jennifer?

 

[The Greek]

Why can't I ever meet women like this?

Damn...that girl would yank you through the door, forcefully strip you down, throw you around the room while humping you dry then toss your carcass out in the back yard next to her old fridge.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Damn...that girl would yank you through the door, forcefully strip you down, throw you around the room while humping you dry then toss your carcass out in the back yard next to her old fridge.

You want her too, don't you?

I saw her first, pal.

 

[Jennifer]

It's the only thing I've had today.

I did just find out someone will be dropping by with some leftovers, so there's that.

What are you doing around, Jennifer?

I am lucky enough to not have any family to deal with and my kids are with their dad. This is my first Thanksgiving I haven't had to cook and it's lovely.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I am lucky enough to not have any family to deal with and my kids are with their dad. This is my first Thanksgiving I haven't had to cook and it's lovely.

No family at all? Parents? Siblings?

I know you're putting on a brave face and probably sitting there through tears.

Come over here, let me hold you.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Sorry you are ill, Gimpy. Do you need some ginger ale?

Jenn, watch out, he might have ebola.
<nods all serious>

 

[Jennifer]

No family at all? Parents? Siblings?

I know you're putting on a brave face and probably sitting there through tears.

Come over here, let me hold you.

Thanks, I'll take a hug. But I am really happy to not have a spouse this year.
No parents and a deranged brother who lives across the country.
Plus, there is talk of more Canky selfies-how lucky can a girl be?
I promise I am not sitting in the dark eating tuna from a can.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I promise I am not sitting in the dark eating tuna from a can.

It's okay as long as it's dolphin-free.

 

[Jennifer]

It's okay as long as it's dolphin-free.

I am not an ANIMAL! Wait, is this tuna or is this chicken?

 

[The Greek]

It's okay as long as it's dolphin-free.

But...it's the dolphin meat that give the tuna that extra kick


http://news.3yen.com/wp-content/images/sorry-charlie_180x.jpg

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Sorry you are ill, Gimpy. Do you need some ginger ale?

Jenn, watch out, he might have ebola.
<nods all serious>

Believe it or not, I don't think I've ever had ginger ale.

And I'm pretty sure I don't have ebola. Don't be putting these thoughts in my head, B!

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

Thanks, I'll take a hug. But I am really happy to not have a spouse this year.
No parents and a deranged brother who lives across the country.
Plus, there is talk of more Canky selfies-how lucky can a girl be?
I promise I am not sitting in the dark eating tuna from a can.

Canky really has come through, and given you girls something to be thankful for today.

As long as you're happy, that's all that matters.

I don't mind avoiding family. I just wish I felt better.

*hug*

 

[SuprSalor]

It's okay as long as it's dolphin-free.

http://www.anti-dolphin.org/img/p/TunaSafeDolphin.jpg

 

[Jennifer]

Canky really has come through, and given you girls something to be thankful for today.

As long as you're happy, that's all that matters.

I don't mind avoiding family. I just wish I felt better.

*hug*[/QUOTE]

Yes, I am thankful for his five inch penis.

I thought you were joking about being sick. Do not drink mountain dew. The sugar in it will make you more explosive. Water or ginger ale.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Believe it or not, I don't think I've ever had ginger ale.

And I'm pretty sure I don't have ebola. Don't be putting these thoughts in my head, B!

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

ginger ale, or ginger root tea will settle your stomach.

Hey as far as the ebola crack goes, it GB tradition to kick a man when he's down. I don't think I've hit my quota this year and i don't want Laurel revoking my member card.

Thanks, the day turned out better than I had expected.

 

[The Greek]

ginger ale, or ginger root tea will settle your stomach.

Hey as far as the ebola crack goes, it GB tradition to kick a man when he's down. I don't think I've hit my quota this year and i don't want Laurel revoking my member card.

Thanks, the day turned out better than I had expected.

*bumps cheeks as I walk by Bidin*

I still owe you that foot massage, don't I? I hope all is well with you

 

[GimpyIntellect]

[/QUOTE]Yes, I am thankful for his five inch penis.

I thought you were joking about being sick. Do not drink mountain dew. The sugar in it will make you more explosive. Water or ginger ale.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I wasn't joking about being sick. Last night was really bad, today I'm a lot better. I drank only water up until this afternoon, and now I'm having a little Mountain Dew.

I should be fine by the morning, and getting out of family festivities isn't the worst ordeal ever.

ginger ale, or ginger root tea will settle your stomach.

Hey as far as the ebola crack goes, it GB tradition to kick a man when he's down. I don't think I've hit my quota this year and i don't want Laurel revoking my member card.

Thanks, the day turned out better than I had expected.

Why did you expect a bad day??

 

[Bidin~Time]

*bumps cheeks as I walk by Bidin*

I still owe you that foot massage, don't I? I hope all is well with you

Hey you!

Yes you do! But feets is icky creatures, mine aren't, of course, but some feets is really icky, and I wouldn't hold you to that just in case you hadn't thought it completely through.

All is mostly well, I've been off all week and have been a lazy slug...mostly.

I hope all is well with all ya'll too.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Why did you expect a bad day??

Not a bad day exactly, more a sad one, personally; my first without my dad.

Also, the in laws have some drama going on, and the hubs has a tendency to say exactly what he thinks; no sugar coating. They all know this and accept him. Blessedly, the 'notorious one' lit out the door as if their butt was on fire when we showed up which allowed me to breathe a little easier.

 

[pink]

I spent the first half of my day with my daughter, that was fantastic.

The second half, I might as well have stayed home, watched videos and posted online. It was a waste. Everytime I go to this particular friends house, I don't stay long anymore.

 

[The Greek]

Not a bad day exactly, more a sad one, personally; my first without my dad.

Also, the in laws have some drama going on, and the hubs has a tendency to say exactly what he thinks; no sugar coating. They all know this and accept him. Blessedly, the 'notorious one' lit out the door as if their butt was on fire when we showed up which allowed me to breathe a little easier.

*tight hug regarding your dad* I know holidays can be mixed blessings when loved ones are missed.

...and it sounds like your Thanksgiving was shaping up to be more of a Festivus event. I am glad it turned out better than expected.