'ladies', 'females', 'grrrrls' of lit.

[dolf]

guys who claim they will be amazing in bed,
toe curlingly, mind blowingly, cunt dribblingly awesome...

are they ever as good as they think they are?

 

[missgreekgeek]

guys who claim they will be amazing in bed,
toe curlingly, mind blowingly, cunt dribblingly awesome...

are they ever as good as they think they are?

Not exactly. It's always the quiet ones who are.
Very few and far between, have I had those "once in a lifetime spectacular" guys. And trust me, they were fucking rad. Woke up neighbours, and you'd have sworn I'd have carved my name into their backs...
But...
Maybe it's me, and I'm biased. I've slept with my fair share to know that the big talkers, usually fall under the radar for me.
Some guys talk and talk, and when it comes down to "laying it down" they usually suck at certain things, ex: foreplay, positions, and just straight up pussy pounding.

I think the guys who don't brag but have practiced enough (taking cues and learning from each woman), are far more satisfying.

 

[lovetoread]

I have had a couple who lived up to their bragging.

 

[dolf]

Not exactly. It's always the quiet ones who are.
Very few and far between, have I had those "once in a lifetime spectacular" guys. And trust me, they were fucking rad. Woke up neighbours, and you'd have sworn I'd have carved my name into their backs...
But...
Maybe it's me, and I'm biased. I've slept with my fair share to know that the big talkers, usually fall under the radar for me.
Some guys talk and talk, and when it comes down to "laying it down" they usually suck at certain things, ex: foreplay, positions, and just straight up pussy pounding.

I think the guys who don't brag but have practiced enough (taking cues and learning from each woman), are far more satisfying.

this is what I've found.

...and i'm not just agreeing with you because you're all awesome & shit

 

[dolf]

I have had a couple who lived up to their bragging.

names & pics, film if poss, tyvm.

 

[Riles]

It depends on where they choose to brag about it. Ones that do it online, pfft. I have zero faith in. Ones that do it in my ear while pressed hard against me, pinning me to the counter top during some flirty domestic chores or across a low lit table of some bluesy bar while we have drinks, I trust completely.

 

[missgreekgeek]

this is what I've found.

...and i'm not just agreeing with you because you're all awesome & shit

I've slept with pricks and assholes alike. Guys who were by the book, and guys who fucking wrote it.
Only 2, I deemed worthy of being my best though.

(Yes I realize you can only have one best- technically. But fuck it. I'm me and I can have 2).

 

[missgreekgeek]

names & pics, film if poss, tyvm.

Lol. Dolf, you kinky bitch.

Will you be making charts comparing these pictures/videos?

 

[dolf]

Lol. Dolf, you kinky bitch.

Will you be making charts comparing these pictures/videos?

a girl needs a hobby!

though I've often found that shags who came highly recommended were shite, and shags who got bland reviews were awesomesauce. us womens are so different in what blows our minds, it's impossible to devise a truly objective scale.

 

[dolf]

It depends on where they choose to brag about it. Ones that do it online, pfft. I have zero faith in. Ones that do it in my ear while pressed hard against me, pinning me to the counter top during some flirty domestic chores or across a low lit table of some bluesy bar while we have drinks, I trust completely.

also ^^^ may fap to this later.

 

[butters]

in my limited experience, forget the braggers

 

[Riles]

also ^^^ may fap to this later.

I did, for weeks after.

Sadistic sob's sure do make a meal out of making me wait.

 

[dolf]

in my limited experience, forget the braggers

'all mouth, no trousers' ?

 

[kbate]

If I had a _____ for every guy whose sexual prowess would turn me straight, I'd be _____.

 

[missgreekgeek]

If I had a _____ for every guy whose sexual prowess would turn me straight, I'd be _____.

In the negatives? ha kiddinggggg.

 

[dolf]

If I had a herpes sore for every guy whose sexual prowess would turn me straight, I'd be less itchy than I am now.

maybe...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Musicians.

*nods*

 

[dolf]

Musicians.

*nods*

men who understand tempo.

 

[removed121614]

I'm not a female but I can enter this thread, please?

There will be two types of braggers.

The first will be very confident about themselves, they'll be funny and won't brag seriously. This 'bragging about sex' hasn't gotten into their minds. They're the real manly fuckers, they will make you cum.

Second ones are the egolistical jerks, who infact knows nothing.

 

[spacekowboy]

I just tell them I'm going to stick my cock in their ear and flap it around like a trout out of water. That way they are pleasantly surprised when/if I do something correctly.

 

[missgreekgeek]

I just tell them I'm going to stick my cock in their ear and flap it around like a trout out of water. That way they are pleasantly surprised when/if I do something correctly.

^^^ Lol. Marriage material here, ladies.

 

[spacekowboy]

^^^ Lol. Marriage material here, ladies.

When you keep your expectations low, everything is a positive.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

For some of us guys its giving a gal fair warning NOT bragging. Cuz you know how you get when you lose control.

 

[Adre]

I'm nothing special.

(Hoping reverse psychology works with these bints.)

 

[girlsmiley]

For some of us guys its giving a gal fair warning NOT bragging. Cuz you know how you get when you lose control.

I'm here because JAMES.