sexualman123
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 11, 2009
- Posts
- 264
Sober not am I.
Yet I am still hilarious. Oh that is correct I am awesome.
I have spent the evening by the fire. It was a balmy 30 degree’s today so of course I need to sit outside by the fire. Which means I needed the scotch bottle to help keep out the chill.
Three hours later……
Skunk drunk I am. Wait. No It is cool I’m cool. Let’s not stand up shall we. Instead we shall begin typing this little forum because I will find it totally embarrassing in the morning.
I will be passing out within two hours from this post
That is a mere 7,200 seconds from now.
7199
7198
7197
(do the math bitches I’m right)
TOPICS FOR DISCUSSSION
#1 camp fire construction.
#2 I think I left my front door open
#3 I shit you not this episode just happened. I really am outside and heard a car drive by slowly, I went to investigate and a down the street neighbor was looking for her dog. I caught said dog, and low and behold this fucking hero was greeted by an 80 year old woman who was extremely grateful that I was able to secure her beloved canine. Get you mind out of the fucking gutter you assholes. Not THAT grateful. She just thanked me….. My question is: why the hell are my acts of chivalry wasted on the elderly. Why can’t my hot neighbor be THAT grateful?
#4 just finished watching HBO’S “Pacific”……….
#5 I think I need a sweat shirt… ahhh fuck it, let’s get some more wood.
#6 just fucking YIM or Skype me… I do not have the attention span to refresh. PLUS my lovely readers you will get my stream of conscious without spell check, it will be an adventure.
Yet I am still hilarious. Oh that is correct I am awesome.
I have spent the evening by the fire. It was a balmy 30 degree’s today so of course I need to sit outside by the fire. Which means I needed the scotch bottle to help keep out the chill.
Three hours later……
Skunk drunk I am. Wait. No It is cool I’m cool. Let’s not stand up shall we. Instead we shall begin typing this little forum because I will find it totally embarrassing in the morning.
I will be passing out within two hours from this post
That is a mere 7,200 seconds from now.
7199
7198
7197
(do the math bitches I’m right)
TOPICS FOR DISCUSSSION
#1 camp fire construction.
#2 I think I left my front door open
#3 I shit you not this episode just happened. I really am outside and heard a car drive by slowly, I went to investigate and a down the street neighbor was looking for her dog. I caught said dog, and low and behold this fucking hero was greeted by an 80 year old woman who was extremely grateful that I was able to secure her beloved canine. Get you mind out of the fucking gutter you assholes. Not THAT grateful. She just thanked me….. My question is: why the hell are my acts of chivalry wasted on the elderly. Why can’t my hot neighbor be THAT grateful?
#4 just finished watching HBO’S “Pacific”……….
#5 I think I need a sweat shirt… ahhh fuck it, let’s get some more wood.
#6 just fucking YIM or Skype me… I do not have the attention span to refresh. PLUS my lovely readers you will get my stream of conscious without spell check, it will be an adventure.
