I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

IDAYPM because I already know my boobs are big ;). Come up with something a bit more creative, please!
 
IDAYPM because "mmmmmmmmmmm" is not an adequate introduction.... well, maybe if you're a cow and got cut off in mid-moo.
 
IDAYPM because "mmmmmmmmmmm" is not an adequate introduction.... well, maybe if you're a cow and got cut off in mid-moo.

feel lucky you only got the cow intro, imagine if you got the cow and the goat intro.... insanity.

you ladies do have it rough.
thanks for putting up with the 1D10T's (I may be classified as such and may not know it)
 
See, when your screenname is Hotsukkslutsub and you're 18 and blonde and have 38DD breasts and you've got a thing for older guys and you even use lower case i's and winky faces and tell me how horny you are, it's not that you won't send pics or cam or phone, it's just I'm afraid the cybersex will be so fucking hot that my head will explode.
 
because I don't even know who you are and you were trying to schedule cybersex with me like it was a dentist appointment
 
I didn't answer your p.m. because you couldn't even accept kindness without being judgmental. That's a bad sign, dude. Hopefully it's just cynicism.
 
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