The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

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MRI set for Monday. I specified that it be open, 'cause I almost jumped off of the moving table contraption the last time I saw myself disappearing down a small, dark tunnel.

I wonder if penises get claustrophobic.
 
MRI set for Monday. I specified that it be open, 'cause I almost jumped off of the moving table contraption the last time I saw myself disappearing down a small, dark tunnel.

I wonder if penises get claustrophobic.

*snuggle tackles and pets the yossi*

:rose:
 
MRI set for Monday. I specified that it be open, 'cause I almost jumped off of the moving table contraption the last time I saw myself disappearing down a small, dark tunnel.

I wonder if penises get claustrophobic.

Mine likes to be swaddled rather snugly.
 


It's sheer fuckin' genius, I tell you. PURE GENIUS !

I'm soooooo much better informed now that the boffins of the National Weather Service have informed me that there's a 76% chance that snow accumulation will exceed 0.1 inches, a 47% chance that snowfall will be greater than 1", and a 0% chance that snow accumulation will exceed 12".

Goddamn, those motherfuckers are helpful. I can't help but wonder how much those wizards spent to build a system to produce this truly useful information?




Snow Accumulation


Ranges

Represents the likelihood of various snowfall ranges. Amounts ranges are 0", 1-2", 2-4", 4-8", 8-12", 12-18" and 18" +. This product is designed to indicate high or low confidence in the official snowfall forecast.

Exceedance

Represents the likelihood of exceeding a specific snowfall amount. Thresholds are 0.1", 1", 2", 4", 8", 12", and 18". This product is designed to indicate high or low confidence in the official snowfall forecast.



 


There's hypocrisy— and, then, there's media hypocrisy.


It is world-class, epic hypocrisy. Those idiots whinge and whine and moan and bitch and complain about racial profiling yet, without fail, every single report of the millions they've made since August has contained the phrase, "Michael Brown, an unarmed black teenager shot by a white policeman..." —every single one of 'em.


The hypocrisy is beyond the pale.



 
Something to think about.

Thanks, Zooms.

:kiss:

By the way, if you haven't already done a name search, Jessica Williams is an actress/comedian who is a correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, doing socio-political beats. I implore you to watch her past segments online if you can, she's refreshingly sharp.
 
Stop right where you are. You know the score, pal.
If you're not cop, you're little people.

- Blade Runner
 
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