Guys, I have a warning for you

[GiaCat]

Well, its more of a suggestion.

I was on the train tonight coming home when four women sat just to the right of me and below. I was sitting in the upper deck. They all start playing with their smart phones as soon as they settled in. This went one for about 20 minutes when one let out an “OMG!!!!” and started passing her phone to her friends. They tried to keep it down, but the laughter was getting out of control. I caught a glimpse of what was on her screen. It was hard to see, but it looked fleshy, so I think some guy sent her a picture of his junk. One even said, “And look at those white socks”. The giggling continued as they all started to Text like crazy.

So the moral of the story is…

Most women don't want you to send them unsolicited pictures of your junk. Minimally, she will think your a jerk. It’s also very likely she will pass it on to her friends so they can laugh at you.

But if you still choose to be delusional and think she will like it and keep it to herself, for God’s sake, at least take the white socks off first.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I chuckled, poor guy.

 

[PayDay]

Well, its more of a suggestion.

I was on the train tonight coming home when four women sat just to the right of me and below. I was sitting in the upper deck. They all start playing with their smart phones as soon as they settled in. This went one for about 20 minutes when one let out an “OMG!!!!” and started passing her phone to her friends. They tried to keep it down, but the laughter was getting out of control. I caught a glimpse of what was on her screen. It was hard to see, but it looked fleshy, so I think some guy sent her a picture of his junk. One even said, “And look at those white socks”. The giggling continued as they all started to Text like crazy.

So the moral of the story is…

Most women don't want you to send them unsolicited pictures of your junk. Minimally, she will think your a jerk. It’s also very likely she will pass it on to her friends so they can laugh at you.

But if you still choose to be delusional and think she will like it and keep it to herself, for God’s sake, at least take the white socks off first.

...duh?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Well, its more of a suggestion.

I was on the train tonight coming home when four women sat just to the right of me and below. I was sitting in the upper deck. They all start playing with their smart phones as soon as they settled in. This went one for about 20 minutes when one let out an “OMG!!!!” and started passing her phone to her friends. They tried to keep it down, but the laughter was getting out of control. I caught a glimpse of what was on her screen. It was hard to see, but it looked fleshy, so I think some guy sent her a picture of his junk. One even said, “And look at those white socks”. The giggling continued as they all started to Text like crazy.

So the moral of the story is…

Most women don't want you to send them unsolicited pictures of your junk. Minimally, she will think your a jerk. It’s also very likely she will pass it on to her friends so they can laugh at you.

But if you still choose to be delusional and think she will like it and keep it to herself, for God’s sake, at least take the white socks off first.

If he was packing, her friends would of wanted to fuck him.

 

[Kitty]

...duh?

Lol I know right. I got sexted in high school. These are high school probs.

 

[bronzeage]

If your really think the possibility of getting your cock passed around an laughed at will discourage the kind of man who sends unsolicited cock pics, you don't much about guys who take cock pics, but don't take their socks off.

 

[Kitty]

If he was packing, her friends would of wanted to fuck him.

But who the fuck laughs at dicks? Excuse me, OP: were these females minors who find sexual anatomy funny?

 

[PayDay]

If your really think the possibility of getting your cock passed around an laughed at will discourage the kind of man who sends unsolicited cock pics, you don't much about guys who take cock pics, but don't take their socks off.

Seconded.

 

[smoothg103rd]

But who the fuck laughs at dicks? Excuse me, OP: were these females minors who find sexual anatomy funny?

Me personally I don't send dick flicks, but if I did it wouldn't be a laughing matter.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Hey, baby. Come take a ride on my junk.

my junk

 

[dolf]

I ever there was a place for this video.

 

[Que Va]

Guys that send dick pics are modern-day flashers.

They do not care what kind of reaction they get. No flasher ever opened his trench and got an ovation, nor did he expect one.

Most that would send them would be thrilled to have it passed around and giggled at.

Look at the dick-pic Avatars on here.

~shudder~

Those are some less than porn-worthy offerings.

 

[GiaCat]

If your really think the possibility of getting your cock passed around an laughed at will discourage the kind of man who sends unsolicited cock pics, you don't much about guys who take cock pics, but don't take their socks off.

Your probably right, it takes a certain innate personality dysfunction to do that.

 

[dolf]

there's an innate dysfunction to the guys who genuinely believe that more than 1% of women are turned on by disembodied cocks. even if you think it's huge.

 

[DesEsseintes]

there's an innate dysfunction to the guys who genuinely believe that more than 1% of women are turned on by disembodied cocks. even if you think it's huge.

You don't have a shrine to Priapus in your bedroom, Dolf? Perhaps it's just my family.

 

[subdued_passion]

But who the fuck laughs at dicks? Excuse me, OP: were these females minors who find sexual anatomy funny?

I do. I laugh at dick pics. Who gets excited looking at the disembodied penis of a stranger? Body part pics are exciting only when you find the person they're attached to exciting.

Me personally I don't send dick flicks, but if I did it wouldn't be a laughing matter.

Are we talking about adrenalin pumping action movies or the disembodied penis does a hand puppet audition?

 

[Pookie]

there's an innate dysfunction to the guys who genuinely believe that more than 1% of women are turned on by disembodied cocks. even if you think it's huge.

This.

 

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[Pookie]

I know my exceptionally large internet cock is in fact the very first thing women think of when they wake.

You should see the size of the thumb drive I have your Internet cock saved on!

*swoon*

 

[Pookie]

Me personally I don't send dick flicks, but if I did it wouldn't be a laughing matter.

I'm certainly not one to laugh at other's misfortunes.

 

[Laurel]

I ever there was a place for this video.

I was like, "yeah yeah, sorta-semi-chuckle-worthy" but then that guy says, "ME" and I lost it.

 

[neci]

dear dick flashers,

please save the eyes of the offened ladies and post your man junk here.

love,

neci

p.s.

i publicly posted cock and balls

 

[neci]

your beauty should be shared with the world.

 

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[orinocoflow]

Body part pics are exciting only when you find the person they're attached to exciting.

You took the words right out of my mouth.