The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[Bob_Bytchin]

At least Im trying.

Why won't they go out with you?

 

[Noor]

I acquired a habitat for Moo today, so it should be interesting to see how all his sensors work with it. I need to clean and set it up. Maybe around a small Christmas tree instead of a train. We had wanted a G scale train set.
http://youtu.be/k5_qSIUB0gA

 

[Jonathon_Parker]

Why won't they go out with you?

Maybe Im in a rut.

I usually ask, 'If you are not doing anything Friday night, do you want to go out with me.'

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Maybe Im in a rut.

I usually ask, 'If you are not doing anything Friday night, do you want to go out with me.'

Do you look down at your shoes and blush while you ask them?

 

[Que Va]

Maybe Im in a rut.

I usually ask, 'If you are not doing anything Friday night, do you want to go out with me.'

Really bad.

You are presenting yourself as the least attractive option.

If you HAVE to "ask them out" cold like that, much better is, "I am doing <insert something incredibly interesting> and I just decided to let you come with!

 

[Jonathon_Parker]

Really bad.

You are presenting yourself as the least attractive option.

If you HAVE to "ask them out" cold like that, much better is, "I am doing <insert something incredibly interesting> and I just decided to let you come with!

I always hear girls dont like guys that are aholes, so I dont want to be an ahole.

 

[Jonathon_Parker]

I also was invited by my coworkers to a bar on Friday night, Amys brothers band is going to be playing, and rumor is she is going to join them for a few songs. Ive alwasys wanted to see her perform with her brothers band.

I will not be asking her out, as told by peolpe here.

 

[Jennifer]

I also was invited by my coworkers to a bar on Friday night, Amys brothers band is going to be playing, and rumor is she is going to join them for a few songs. Ive alwasys wanted to see her perform with her brothers band.

I will not be asking her out, as told by peolpe here.

Post your photo and we can see what you're working with.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I also was invited by my coworkers to a bar on Friday night, Amys brothers band is going to be playing, and rumor is she is going to join them for a few songs. Ive alwasys wanted to see her perform with her brothers band.

I will not be asking her out, as told by peolpe here.

Be sure to factor in alcohol either working for or working against you before you throw in the towel.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I also was invited by my coworkers to a bar on Friday night, Amys brothers band is going to be playing, and rumor is she is going to join them for a few songs. Ive alwasys wanted to see her perform with her brothers band.

I will not be asking her out, as told by peolpe here.

Maybe you're gay.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I always hear girls dont like guys that are aholes, so I dont want to be an ahole.

Who told you that? The same person who told you to beg for dates and play a numbers game? Who the fuck are you taking advice from? Damon?

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[Pookie]

I also was invited by my coworkers to a bar on Friday night, Amys brothers band is going to be playing, and rumor is she is going to join them for a few songs. Ive alwasys wanted to see her perform with her brothers band.

I will not be asking her out, as told by peolpe here.

There's a difference between asshole and confidence. Tell her what you have planned and that you would like for her to go with you.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

There's a difference between asshole and confidence. Tell her what you have planned and that you would like for her to go with you.

He's playing a numbers game. I say, bet on black.

 

[Jennifer]

I always hear girls dont like guys that are aholes, so I dont want to be an ahole.

No, but you don't want to be a whiny bitch either. Stop presenting yourself as such.

 

[Pookie]

He's playing a numbers game. I say, bet on black.

He would get the heartache over quicker.

 

[Jennifer]

Who told you that? The same person who told you to beg for dates and play a numbers game? Who the fuck are you taking advice from? Damon?

https://s3.amazonaws.com/media.tmz.com/2014/09/15/0916-robert-romanus-mike-damone-fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-now-photos-launch-3.jpg

Hey, can you get me 2 tickets to the Earth, Wind and Fire concert? I want to take my little brother.

 

[Jonathon_Parker]

Well Dating for Dummies said to ask her out on a weeknight, to a specific event, and too keep it light.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Hey, can you get me 2 tickets to the Earth, Wind and Fire concert? I want to take my little brother.

Is that your little brother? He's a good-lookin' kid.

 

[Jonathon_Parker]

Time to head into work, actually, Ive been getting the girl there to talk to me more since I havent asked any of them out in over a month.

 

[Jennifer]

Is that your little brother? He's a good-lookin' kid.

Ok, I will put you down for 2 tickets, for Charles Jefferson and little brother.

 

[Pookie]

Time to head into work, actually, Ive been getting the girl there to talk to me more since I havent asked any of them out in over a month.

For gawd sake don't canvass for dates where you work!

 

[Noor]

No one wants someone who is obsessed about another girl, are you over Amy yet?

 

[Jennifer]

Time to head into work, actually, Ive been getting the girl there to talk to me more since I havent asked any of them out in over a month.

Stop asking out coworkers. You never want to shit where you eat. And stop reading Dummies Dating books, FFS.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Time to head into work, actually, Ive been getting the girl there to talk to me more since I havent asked any of them out in over a month.

Ask her for fry cooking advice.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Did you know you can go to the NetFlix web site, log into your account, and set your preferences? Pages and pages of preference. No porn preferences though.