My Cat is Missing

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[Kitty]

Check your pants, Pacino. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/yy.gif

 

[JohnnySavage]

My elderly cat is almost done. I dug a hole today.

 

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[Que Va]

Hope he returns soon.

 

[Kitty]

Listen Sister, I take my cat seriously.

Your lack of sensitivity pains me.

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[Kitty]

Hope he returns soon.

With an STD. Dem streetz iz ruff, naw'm sayin', G?

 

[JohnnySavage]

First Marion, now the cat.


You might have to take a vacation.

My whole live is a vacation

 

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[Laurel]

He's normally pissed off when I go away for a couple of days, but he always comes to the back porch within an hour or so of me coming home to bite me.


I don't like it. I love my cat.

That makes me sad!!!!

 

[Kitty]

I hope Bill Cosby slips you a roofie.

He already did, asshole.

 

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[Bidin~Time]

Your cat is pissed. Or he's found a distraction and will be home presently looking disheveled and exhausted.

 

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[butters]

hope he gets home soon

 

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[Kitty]

And, it's been raining since last night.

That poor pussy's gonna be all wet. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/sadnod.gif

 

[Monica_112]

Your neighbours nicked him

Go break the door down and grab him back

You may need to break down a lot of doors - disloyal bastards are cats

 

[Kitty]

One of my girlfriends said she lost her cat. Then she said she went to a Chinese takeout and saw it skinned off a meathook with the fur hanging next to it. Pray for that cat, folks.

 

[Que Va]

And, it's been raining since last night.

Maybe he found a warm, dry spot to weather the storm and is just enjoying the nap.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'm am going to have to go looking.

It never leaves the area.


I need it to bite me.

kinky

 

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