Ann's buttsex thread

[ms_ann_thrope]

Ok. Someone convince me why this is any kind of a good idea. Or go get me some chocolate peanuts before they're all gone.

 

[jp_2012]

2 holes are better than 1

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

2 holes are better than 1

You can go get the nuts...

 

[Not Normal]

Some enjoy the feeling, some don't. What's so hard to grasp?

 

[Boxlicker101]

2 holes are better than 1

That would be three holes.

 

[lemonbread]

I've never successfully had buttsex. Can't say if it's a good idea or not. If you do decide to go for it, HAVE LUBE and do LOTS of ass play beforehand. My god, I wish I had someone tell me that when I tried.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I have 2 gallons of peanut oil. It really is the only oil.

 

[Adre]

The front entrance is just fine by me.

 

[lemonbread]

I have 2 gallons of peanut oil. It really is the only oil.

That'll have to work I guess. It should be slippery enough.

 

[The Greek]

I have 2 gallons of peanut oil. It really is the only oil.

No extra virgin olive oil?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

No extra virgin olive oil?

Nothing I have is any kind of virgin, Sir.

 

[Shagly]

Someone hid the K*Y.

 

[kbate]

I have 2 gallons of peanut oil. It really is the only oil.

50% fewer cases of Ass Cancer with peanut oil as compared to other lubricants.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

50% fewer cases of Ass Cancer with peanut oil as compared to other lubricants.

That's one use G. Washington Carver missed I bet.

 

[kbate]

That's one use G. Washington Carver missed I bet.

I got it from Jimmy Carter (the peanut oil thing, not the arse cancer).

 

[The Greek]

50% fewer cases of Ass Cancer with peanut oil as compared to other lubricants.

Just need to watch those nut allergies.

You don't want a penis puffing up inside...or do you?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I got it from Jimmy Carter (the peanut oil thing, not the arse cancer).

Michael Douglas got tongue cancer from Catherine's cooter. So, there are perils at both ends of the spectrum.

 

[kbate]

Just need to watch those nut allergies.

You don't want a penis puffing up inside...or do you?

Penis Puffing? I don't participate in such activities.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Maybe he's recalling that time he had dogsex.

 

[kbate]

I don't know. Don't want to know, don't need to know and in fact am not even posting in this thread.

buttsecks=ass cancer

 

[The Greek]

Maybe he's recalling that time he had dogsex.

Lol No. Peanut allergy reaction

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Lol No. Peanut allergy reaction

No chocolate covered peanuts for you...like I would share anyway.

 

[The Greek]

No chocolate covered peanuts for you...like I would share anyway.

Fine!

I am more of a Milk Duds person anyways

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm going to have to drive to Walmart and not for buttsex, though I'm sure you could find some if you asked around.

 

[Shagly]

I'm going to have to drive to Walmart and not for buttsex, though I'm sure you could find some if you asked around.

Price the K*Y while out there.

That stuff might be on a markdown.