The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[kbate]

Well, there goes the morning.

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm not clicking that. I have to go to bed soon.

 

[lovetoread]

Tell me about it. I was just gonna put some crumpets under the grill then I saw some bint pushing a mobile phone out of her rectum.

This is not exactly a sentence one runs into to every morning.

 

[Saint Peter]

It was the only place she could get reception.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

is this Garnate bro?

Stew

 

[Garnate]

is this Garnate bro?

Stew

Nailed it

 

[Noor]

I just poured coconut milk on my oatmeal, it's not as bad as I thought it would be but I would still prefer cream.

 

[Jennifer]

Oh.. I recognize the shoe.. I wondered what would happen when you were no longer the "new" girl.

How was Jennifer not taken??

It was taken. I can be VERY persuasive. (insert evil laugh here____)

 

[trysail]

Goldman Sachs is in the business of manufacturing noise.

Bloomberg is in the business of delivering it.


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[Mr Noone]

Goldman Sachs is in the business of manufacturing noise.

Bloomberg is in the business of delivering it.

Don't listen to either. Win-win for me.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10609623_722766717760954_8836980463765678819_n.jpg?oh=18a05256aa00a51d6eb5c7a85ed63a02&oe=5513FBD3&__gda__=1423186917_37d48c21635d1461bb2875ca10b1abea

 

[spacekowboy]

It was taken. I can be VERY persuasive. (insert evil laugh here____)

I guess this means Laurel has a truck load of nudie pics now.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/41578740a73329b5a8257b041c06bc52/tumblr_n9y2ja5PdZ1si6qfto1_500.jpg

St Laverne Cox, by Elin Eplet Sandström

http://society6.com/eplet/saint-laverne-cox#1=45

 

[kbate]

Today's organic tea is a flavourless mix of what I believe is grass and oak leaves. I am not happy.

 

[Equinoxe]

Today's organic tea is a flavourless mix of what I believe is grass and oak leaves. I am not happy.

Oh, no, I wouldn't imagine so at all, though I think it still sounds better than coffee. What is it supposed to be?

 

[Killswitch]

I owe 1029.84 on my car to pay it off.

Been a long time comin. 2 years 9 months.

 

[pointless]

THEM! is on tv now. i am a happy person.

 

[Sean]

THEM! is on tv now. i am a happy person.

The fifties one about the giant ants?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Edwina Currie just said "deffo". Fucking po-faced Tory cunt trying to be hip.

 

[dolf]

and now she's getting transfusions, because she's stopped producing her own. they've no idea why, so it might just be temporary.
she was being awkward, bitching about the food, so I know she's feeling better. pink, not yellow.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/cbc25d1412a5a97ee9174f0b43c533e0/tumblr_nfbg59fass1rlbdyfo1_500.jpg http://31.media.tumblr.com/c899e4d3ed5c342f68429ca70abb2ab8/tumblr_nfbg59fass1rlbdyfo3_500.jpg
http://38.media.tumblr.com/a11d049695d053071b6b1ce9876bb7b6/tumblr_nfbg59fass1rlbdyfo2_500.jpg http://33.media.tumblr.com/c2740d995c14e474966b3e010577f726/tumblr_nfbg59fass1rlbdyfo4_500.jpg

 

[pointless]

The fifties one about the giant ants?

yeah.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Fifty-one years, and the wounds still haven't healed.

 

[Mr Noone]

THEM! is on tv now. i am a happy person.

That movie terrified me as a kid.

 

[Garnate]

I can't stop laughing about this.