The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[JohnnySavage]

Is it bad if one kinda wants all his piano strings to snap except for that last one? Because schadenfreude?

He's always been stupid, but today it seems like he's stupid and nuts.

 

[thør]

she should be feeling a hundred times better by tomorrow.

And, I hope you are, too.

 

[spacekowboy]

So when do we get the Bill Bixby thread?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Watching Edwina Currie try to flirt reminds me of someone on here.

 

[Fata Morgana]

So when do we get the Bill Bixby thread?

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

 

[lovetoread]

Its weird to now have a son in law.

 

[butters]

Watching Edwina Currie try to flirt reminds me of someone on here.

better not be me, bitch

currie makes me cringe - a wannabe thatcher and enormous flirt. cringiness.

 

[Jennifer]

Is it bad if one kinda wants all his piano strings to snap except for that last one? Because schadenfreude?

Why save the last string? I say they all snap and we gleefully watch the fall out.

 

[Fata Morgana]

better not be me, bitch

currie makes me cringe - a wannabe thatcher and enormous flirt. cringiness.

No, a male poster.

Yeah I bloody hate the woman. She's been smarming over some young lad in the jungle. Worse than any bush tucker trial watching that.

 

[scrymettet]

No, a male poster.

Yeah I bloody hate the woman. She's been smarming over some young lad in the jungle. Worse than any bush tucker trial watching that.

Trap poacher ?

 

[scrymettet]

Its weird to now have a son in law.

Does that make you an honest women n'stuff ?

 

[Wings]

Watching Edwina Currie try to flirt reminds me of someone on here.

I love you

 

[JohnnySavage]

I could use a bottle of wine, but it's all the way down in the basement.

 

[Garnate]

I could use a bottle of wine, but it's all the way down in the basement.

You lazy fuck.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You lazy fuck.

Could you be a dear and drive over here, go downstairs and get me a bottle of BV Merlot, then bring it to me? Don't forget the cork puller. And wear something sexy.

 

[Garnate]

Could you be a dear and drive over here, go downstairs and get me a bottle of BV Merlot, then bring it to me? Don't forget the cork puller. And wear something sexy.

I will drive over, grab a bottle of cab and head home, you lazy fuck.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I will drive over, grab a bottle of cab and head home, you lazy fuck.

I guess stopping off at Taco Bell for me is out of the question?

 

[Garnate]

I guess stopping off at Taco Bell for me is out of the question?

That would go horribly with merlot.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That would go horribly with merlot.

Oh looky at you... some kinda high falutin wine con e saur!


Everything goes with Merlot. It's the universal donor of the wine world.

 

[pointless]

i would love to know why my bed keeps tripping me, but i'll settle for not falling on my face a second time instead.

also, not blowing another light bulb by hitting it trying to regain my balance. that would be good as well.

 

[Garnate]

Oh looky at you... some kinda high falutin wine con e saur!


Everything goes with Merlot. It's the universal donor of the wine world.

Merlot doesn't go with Garnate, if you've ever had it. Garnate tends to pair well with beer, though.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Merlot doesn't go with Garnate, if you've ever had it. Garnate tends to pair well with beer, though.

You're in luck!

I bought a six pack of Corona for New Year's and there's still one in the fridge. I'll write your name on it so nobody drinks. it.

 

[Garnate]

You're in luck!

I bought a six pack of Corona for New Year's and there's still one in the fridge. I'll write your name on it so nobody drinks. it.

One beer? Have we never met before??

 

[Disgustipated]

That would go horribly with merlot.

What about killer Chinese food?

 

[pointless]

it's probably skunky by now anyway. clear bottle and what not.